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  1. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    The fact that the following post...

    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 The coldest Gatorade possible to put between my legs on my way home from work to kill this hard on I've had for the last couple hours.

    Was immediately followed by this next post...

    Originally posted by stl1 I don't think I've ever had one.

    Why don't you invite me for dinner?

    Might lead some to assume the second one is in reply to the first.

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  2. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Exactly. ☺️
    Perfect example.

    Okay fine, here's a more relevant one...

    Woman gets drunk, then wanders out into the street... She subsequently gets raped in an alley.

    In THAT case, she was "asking for it."
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  3. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Anyway, I'm pursuing this, whether civilly or criminally.

    There are various channels available as it turns out. I am pursuing them all until I have exhausted each and every one.
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  4. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Fucking "moved along by police".

    I'm almost impressed with how succinctly they summarized a brutal beating that left me concussed for weeks.

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  5. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by D4NG0 Is he not Canadian?

    If you prick me, do I not bleed (maple syrup)?
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  6. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    OMG OMG OMG... This is absolutely FUCKED.

    I have HARD, DOCUMENTED evidence that the RCMP filed a false report the night of my "incident".



    See that "lengthy" police report?

    That was what was written up for the following incident:





    DUDE, I used to be a security guard, and if someone on the premises had so much as a PAPER CUT, I'd have to fill out pages of notes.

    Yet the RCMP sloppily throws that together after they BEAT ME INTO A CONCUSSION.

    Hell to the motherfucking NAH!

    THIS IS A LEGIT CONSPIRACY.
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  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Or the fact that ur black out drunk… Who knows?

    ...

    Originally posted by gadzooks BTW… I did not get "black out drunk" in public… I got moderately drunk, and then incurred a BLACK OUT STATE from being BEATEN PHYSICALLY.

    Victim-blaming levels OVER 9000!
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  8. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm I've Never seen police go out of their way to assault innocent "drinkers" at the bar. In my opinion, it doesn't happen, lol 5 police don't congregate to beat up a simple drunk "witness". Lol

    EX...

    FUCKING...

    ACTLY.

    You are completely helping demonstrate how legitimate this whole thing is.
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  9. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by 🐿 Why did you say no though when they asked you to cool it? Why not just step back and let them handle the assault that was in progress? Just curious.

    FIVE uniformed police officers were all standing around while a man was being repeatedly punched into the curb by a CIVILIAN bouncer.

    That's so fucking illegal I only wish I was an American lawyer that did civil litigation suits... I'd be a rich, rich man after that.

    NOT TO MENTION my own mistreatment by the police.

    The whole thing was a cluster fuck.

    But of course, we only get the so-called "official" documentation included above... ONE FUCKING PARAGRAPH preceding my brutal and incapacitating beating.
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  10. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by 🐿 I never said that? Just might help if they documented five officers there instead of just the two on the report.

    But whatever. You're fucked then.

    Oh I know.

    I'm not trying to be combative or anything.

    I'm just still kinda thrown by the whole thing... I mean, I literally just got this police report about an hour ago.

    I expected A LOT more.

    This is basically an outlandish plot twist.

    Except my life is supposed to be reality, not a TV show where cops bury information in a genuine act of conspiracy.
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  11. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Helladamnleet Never said that either. Keep trying. Never mentioned having children AT ALL as a matter of fact.

    You: "Women only derive pleasure from the suffering of others."

    Me: "Women endure pregnancy and childbirth without deriving pleasure from the suffering of others."

    You: "WTF non sequitur!"

    Me: "Well it's pretty much implied that women derive pleasure/happiness from child rearing, therefore, it is clear that having children is a counterexample to your claim that women only derive pleasure/happiness from shadenfreude.

    You:
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  12. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Pole Land...

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  14. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by y36mg fuk religion give me a more challenging task.

    There are seven amulets scattered between seven dimensions that you must retrieve. You begin with 0 XP (Experience Points) and must progressively build those experience points through battles with a wide assortment of enemies that will stand in your way, and you will find them to be progressively stronger and more skilled as you become closer and closer to each amulet.

    How's that?
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  15. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by 🐿 PMS

    There was a neighbouring high school in my home town called Princess Margaret Secondary, or, PMS.

    PMS also stands for Pre-Menstrual Syndrome.

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  16. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by tee hee hee You're a retart.

    Well allow me to retart...

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  17. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Just more propaganda spread by Big Banana.
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  18. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I'm an attention hore too.

    Look at me instead.

    Actually no, gaze upon my visage in all its splendid glory much like you would gaze upon the midday sun; briefly and with trepidation.

    Then, gather before me with gifts to sacrifice for my appeasement, and I may just consider acknowledging these gifts.
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  19. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by CandyRein Kickz 💖


    Do they have lights, tho?
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  20. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    You come into my town. Mess up my bar. Eyeballin' my woman.
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