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2019-08-30 at 5:38 PM UTC in Wariat enjoys swimming in the Baltic Sea...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-08-30 at 7:22 AM UTC in I haven't had sex in a while, should I go to a hooker?
Originally posted by mmQ Do literal street hookers still exist or is it all just ordering them from the internet now ? What's the going rate , like say , per hour ? 150 bucks?
My ex roommate (and also the last chick I fucked), was an escort.
I learned alot about that particular industry during that time...
Street walkers are rare.
Most use the Internet (first Craigslist, then Backpage, and finally Leolist).
Going rate really depends on age and physical attractiveness.
Gal I'm talking about was abnormally buxomy and abnormally tall.
She also had a lot of charm which, as it turns out, is a major factor in the sex worker industry.
A surprisingly high percentage of her patrons were merely looking for companion ship and the whole "girlfriend experience".
Funny thing is, though... That's what I was looking for.
But I won't admit that to any woman, let alone a... Lady of the evening.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-08-30 at 5:56 PM UTC in Anyone ever get a tooth extraction?
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2019-08-30 at 7:11 AM UTC in Why doesn't someone shoot up a masonic lodge?I'm an expensivemason.
Don't fuck with me.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-08-30 at 5:38 AM UTC in Haha I'm sick of sitting at this bar talking to people
Originally posted by mmQ I act pretty gay. But I'm not. I do love vagina . I kinda WISH I was gay though. Its
Wow now you've got me thinking..
Being gay is easy. You just act like a faggot all day and then people call you one and you're like, yep, you're actually right. I AM a faggot. Lol. Then they wouldn't know what to say.
"Stop acting like a faggot"
"I'm not acting"
*silence awkward silence*
Dude what the fuck...
I always say exactly this, and people always assume I'm in the closet.
Well, I always say I wish I was bi, not gay.
Imagine your options literally doubling...?
If I found a genie, my first wish would be to turn bisexual.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-08-30 at 7:40 AM UTC in Why doesn't someone shoot up a masonic lodge?
Originally posted by mmQ Ok thanks. I'm a closed book so dont ask me anything.
My first question is
If you had seventeen pet turtles , 10 are male and 7 are female, what would you name them all?
1. Carlos.
2. Virginia.
3. Kelly.
4. Georgina.
5. Jennifer.
6. πΏ.
7. Sir Archilbard, guardian of all pleasure both virtual and truth in its absolute essence.
8. Fellacia.
9. mmQ.
10. Darren Jr.
11. Carly.
12. Totse.
13-17 also Totse (I got lazy).The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-08-30 at 6:44 AM UTC in Do you donate blood? If not, how come? Banned (like me) or just don't want to?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-08-30 at 4:42 AM UTC in The new Tool album is supposed to be realized tomorrow (25 minutes from now CST)The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-08-29 at 7:38 AM UTC in I don't think I can get gift cards for free anymoreThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-08-29 at 7:40 AM UTC in Haha I'm sick of sitting at this bar talking to peopleIs Clarissa still with you?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-05-25 at 4:10 PM UTC in CHZBRGZ PHONE NUMBER
Originally posted by aldra who cares
if it's a serious concern go to the police; don't just follow him around and talk shit on messageboards he posts on
Oh I know, she's not exactly approaching this in a reasonable and rational manner like a normal person would.
Also, I really don't know the full extent of her e-stalking him around here (much of it was probably before I started posting here regularly).
Maybe I'm wasting my time even petting the drama llamas, let alone diving right into the llama pit.
I'll see myself out.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-08-25 at 3:49 AM UTC in Go fuck yourself if you have a problem with CandyRein.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-08-23 at 4 AM UTC in Can I keep a (pygmy) goat in my apartment?ππΆββοΈThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-02-09 at 4:06 AM UTC in Random image thread
Originally posted by Misguided Russian
I have a theory on this...
[An impending potentially controversial / politically incorrect opinion follows]
Women, at least heterosexual women, seem to have a tendency to be kinda submissive (at least, in certain contexts - the boudoir being one of them).
I've noticed that, with experience and increasing confidence over the years (on my part), women seem to be universally pliable towards all kinds of stuff while in the throes of passion.
It just takes a certain degree of effort on the man's part.
Very few women will just let that wild side out without any external direction.
I've had my share of the 'dead fish' lay before, but over time they have become less frequent.
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2019-08-17 at 8:36 PM UTC in Smoking tobacco is for absolute morons
Originally posted by Solstice The "heroin addicts wouldn't overdose if they knew the exact doses" is bullshit too because every opioid addict I've known has that constant "gotta get higher, gotta get higher" greed to them and most would just convince themselves they could handle higher doses that they can't.
This is SO not exclusive to opiate users.
In fact, if anything, I'd say it's LESS likely to happen with opiate users.
There is an opiate point at which you are copacetic and straight up don't need another fix.
You basically just pass out at that point.
Alcohol, Imma keep sippin' WELL past my desired buzz from time to time.
Stimulants too... Like, if there are crack rocks in the house, I will keep smoking (given a reasonable minute or so period between hits).
But opiates... If you're just smoking or snorting, you can gauge your limits.
IV, I'd usually just pass the fuck out after a decent hit. If it was weak shit, I might slam another hit or two, but with IV, you know immediately whether you're high enough or not.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-08-18 at 12:03 AM UTC in Signs that we're living in the end times
Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Hitler was neither genocidal nor a mass murderer.
The holohaux is a lie made up by the jews.
btw in National Socialist Germany there were mixed people, they weren't about subjugating or oppressing non-Aryan people, they simply wanted to encourage the Aryan race to become better and help it evolve.
So yes, he was about racial purity but it was no different from encouraging good health and fitness, he wasn't going to kill people for being untermensch.
That picture contains a lot of text, but I take it the gist that it's driving at is that the whole "6 million" estimate is inconsistent?
That is still pretty inconsequential.
If, under his regime, a disproportionate number of jedis and other "untermenshen" were killed, then that makes him BOTH a murderer and genocidal.
Mein fucking Kampf itself, Hitler's own manifesto, was full of literal and direct antisemitism.
Either way, the dude started maniacally trying to invade all of Europe. Even IF you take hollocaust denialism to its absolute extreme, the dude was STILL absolutely reprehensible.
Are you denying the murder of God knows how many Poles?
And, again, what the fuck does any of this have to do with some retarded gen Zerz riding their bikes through a fucking Walmart?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-08-17 at 5:35 PM UTC in Question to the homelessI've experienced various shades of homelessness throughout my life.
That, and my experiences with drugs (heroin addiction, drinking in back alleys and shit), and just generally living in some shady fucking neighbourhoods, I have met A LOT of different homeless types
All homeless people fall into one or more (usually some kind of mix) of the following categories:
1. Addicts. Probably close to 100%... Addiction is complex, and some of these people might even have become addicts BECAUSE of how their lives turned out, and the vast majority - arguably all - are self-medicating for mental illness or just trying to deal with the circumstances they find themselves in.
2. Mentally ill. Mental illness comes in a wide variety of flavors, and, most can still technically work IF they could find employment easily, but then you also have the severe schizophrenics who straight up can't function in even the simplest workplace setting.
3. Ex-cons. Having a criminal record can be a barrier to finding employment.
4. Voluntary "lifestyle homeless" types. This has subcategories to it, ranging from people from comfortable middle class lives wanting to experience something different, to people who are in poverty but living right on the cusp of homelessness, and decide "hey, I can save some money if I stop paying rent". I technically fell into this category (among others) when I chose to buy a cheap mini van and live out of it full time to save money.
5. Victims of the perpetual unemployment cycle. The longer you go without a job, the less desirable you become to employers. This is a brutal catch 22 that can be affected by any combination of the above categories, or even, in some cases, just straight up shitty fucking luck.
It's a very complex issue that can't simply be reduced to "laziness" or any other such nebulous term.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-08-16 at 3:08 AM UTC in I'm TransgeneralI, too, am transgeneral.
I identify as George Patton.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-08-06 at 1:19 AM UTC in Had a cluster B in my sightsJust the other night I was having one of those insomnia-induced multi-hour reminiscing sessions while tossing and turning in bed, entirely focused precisely on all the possible missed romantic opportunities that failed to materialize for one reason or another.
The first one that came to mind and sparked this whole mental session was when my family had this Swedish exchange student staying with us for a week or so. She was my age (I was ~20 at the time), and, aside from a bit more facial acne than the typical average, was pretty attractive.
I remember somehow stumbling upon her birth control pills... This was my first time ever seeing any such thing, but somehow I knew what I was looking at.
However, somehow I also knew at the time (or had heard somewhere at least) that birth control pills can sometimes be used strictly for severe acne.
So in my mind at the time, there was a 50/50 chance that she is sexually active.
One night, just the two of us were up late having a few drinks and talking, and I kinda wanted to make a move, but my natural shyness kinda prevailed and I never tried anything.
But the other night it had occured to me that she might have been explicitly looking to check some kind of international sexual experience off of the old bucket list, meaning that my chances might have been, in retrospect, even higher than I ever would have assumed at the time.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-02-09 at 3:47 AM UTC in Random image thread
