2019-10-17 at 10:49 AM UTC
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My tiny house sucks...
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This other chick hugged me just now...
I need to go to bars more often because I at least get some human interaction.
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2019-10-17 at 4:10 PM UTC
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I'm in love with Shaye
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What's the fucking point of doing anything?
I bet she has a boyfriend that doesn't even realize how lucky he is, and the rest of us working class chumps are just running around caught in some kind of rat race chasing our own tails like fucking rodents.
And at the end of the day it all comes down to one thing.
A fat vagina.
Fucking what a cruel fucking joke this all is.
I swear I'm currently in hell of some shit because this fucking sucks.
Fuck.
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This chick ain't even real tho.
Like I can't fucking even.
There's a table with 6 broads and no dudes I could go and talk to, and then there's a single milf chick next to me I could talk to, but literally fuck any other woman.
This woman is the only human being in existence right now.
Light of my life, fire of my loins...
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Originally posted by gadzooks
Convert this chicks pussy into my penis's garage.
Lmao.i meant to quote WellHung.
I'm drunk.
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
take a picture of her ass
I so fucking want to but I'd feel like the worlds biggest perv.
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I think I'm in love.
I want to marry her and make babies with her.
She got them child bearing hips so it's all good.
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2019-10-17 at 4:11 PM UTC
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I'm in love with Shaye
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Originally posted by mmQ
I'm in love with bad bitches I got a fuckin problem
Will you drift into the sun with me?
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Somewhat to my surprise, it follows the exact pattern that everyone talks about.
I brushed up on my data structure and algorithm knowledge, but there is a lot of potentially relevant shit.
I read somewhere that maybe 5 sorting algorithms, and hash tables and linked lists, are the majority of what you need to know.
And big O notation, of course.
So I prepared for all of that.
Interview comes around, and, just as I had prepared for, questions about hash tables and some simple sorting algorithms came up.
But, I completely drew a blank when he mentioned binary search...
I just flat out forgot how it works.
I'm thinking out loud... "Is that the one where you divide the list up somehow? I just... I don't know right now... I can't Google it right quick, can I?"
He says "no, that won't be necessary."
Then he tells me that I have access to a reference, but not the data it refers to, so I say "okay, like a pointer then?"
He says "yes, exactly."
So I, thinking out loud, say "ok, so I have access to the physical memory address that tells me where the actual data is, what am I doing with it?"
Then this nigga is all like "just tell me what you have access to" or some shit.
So I tell him "I have a sequence of numbers that indicates where in memory this particular piece of data is stored... I don't understand what real world scenario I'm in."
And he tells me it's okay, and we move onto the next question.
This whole bullshit of having to rote memorize a bunch of shit that literally any developer understands conceptually on some level is literally retarded.
And, how often in the real world do you have scenarios like these interview questions?
Am I not allowed to quickly Google some shit on the job?
So I forgot that binary search is the one where you progressively divide an array into smaller arrays...
I know how to code the goddamn algorithm, I just forgot what it's called.
Fucking bitch ass niggas.
Suck all ten of my dicks.
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Dude I'm just tryna get my drink on on a Wednesday morning and you're getting into all this bullshit...
You call energy a physical thing, yet you can't explain precisely how it's real.
Energy is a concept we've come to adapt into our lives, but the fact that something has the potential to do work does not inherently mean that it is "real".
Come to think of it, what the fuck are we even debating to begin with?
What "existence" is?
You know damn well a bunch of niggers in space (us included) aren't going to produce an answer to that...
It's the most vague question ever posited.
Nigger.
I would retaliate by telling you to kill yourself, but I have a touch more class than you do.
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At least once a week I pass out drunk with my socks on, but I do, in fact, feel vile upon awakening.
I have to take an especially long shower to wash that feeling away.
It's almost like I still feel the tight hug of a phantom sock if I don't.
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Originally posted by Big League jedi
I mean being at all. Ignoring the fact that there would be no observer to give it meaning.
It seems plausible that all of existence is a big loop.
But we have to define boundaries on which particular ontological entities can possess the attribute of "being".
The scientific community draws a distinction between matter, energy, and time, and only matter "exists". But what of energy? And what of time? And what of physically unverifiable phenomena in general? Etc.
To paraphrase one of the more prominent metaphysicists of our time - the 42nd president of the United States - "it depends on what the definition of
is is."
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Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal
I wish there was a way to draw them all to a specific location like a pot and then flush it down the toilet
Fuck your flea holocaust.
Precisely how many fleas do you plan on killing?
6,000,000 by chance?
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I was looking for pics of hot totse chicks from way back when, and I stumbled upon this...
I always kinda wondered what he looked like.
I guess now I know.
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2019-10-08 at 4:24 AM UTC
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I Got Hooked Up Good Now!
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Originally posted by username:
I wam 2/3 white…
That's... That's some complicated genetics.
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Originally posted by WellHung
The pitfalls of being handsome, I suppose.
I wish.
I think it's more that men (gay, straight, doesn't seem to matter) are just horny as fuck and will hit on literally anything.
Also, I've been told time and time again that I give off some extra, apparently inexplicable, gaydar disruption vibe.
Maybe we all have superpowers, and for whatever the fuck reason, that's my super power.
I jam gaydars.
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Originally posted by WellHung
When you do it every night of the year, yeah. Still go to the bar where the women snub their nose at you, n the faggots rub their hands all over you? You're just a glutton for punishment, arent ya Son?👍
Actually, it's kinda extra funny you bring that particular scenario up here, because last night (right after taking the picture in the OP), I went back to the same bar...
The same dude was there...
He started feeling up on me and hitting on me HARD, again...
He was like,
"listen, all you have to do is come back outside with me, and I will suck your dick, nobody has to know… you can even close your eyes and pretend I'm a woman. I just want to suck your fucking cock so bad right now."Like, damn man.
The bartender, whom I have known for years now, even came up to me and asked me if I need anything done about it.
I told her thanks, but that I can handle my own.
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