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  1. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker

    Blocked!

    jk obviously
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  2. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker

    I have no idea what this is but I'll bet that my quality of life will be much better for as long as I don't see it again.
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  3. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by WellHung Except that Bill Krozby purposely entered the bathroom, not accidentally. His intent was to enter that bathroom, all along.

    I gathered from his telling of the story that he tried to enter the bathroom in an absolutely normal fashion, but the individual inside had not properly secured the locking mechanism as would be expected.

    It reminds me of this time, back when I was living the #VanLife, and sought out a Tim Hortons one morning near the place I had camped the night prior, and the bathroom lock was broken.

    This dude opened the door... I apologized to him and tried to explain the lock was broken, all while finishing my piss... But he wasn't hearing it and took off.

    A few minutes later this same dude came back, walked into the bathroom as I was leaving it, and loudly exclaimed an expression of surprise as he found himself unable to lock the door.

    Public washrooms are fertile breeding grounds for stories of man pitted against man.
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  4. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Grylls https://tightroperecords.com/nigger-owners-manual.htm

    Holy fuck. I'm actually kinda triggered by the fact that there is a banner at the top that says "It's not illegal to be white… yet," implying that being "alt-right" is a noble cause about preserving ethnic/national heritage just like any other racial pride movement, but then has articles about installing and configuring your house nigger.
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  5. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Once you come upon the scene of the African American individual drowning, proceed to assess the situation and the environment for potential safety risks to you and others, then retrieve the individual from the body of water in which they are struggling.

    Then, if acceptable, proceed to provide CPR if you know how to do so.

    If you are unable to provide said CPR, use your hand-held communication device to contact local emergency response teams.
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  6. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny dogs get castrated against their wills. you might wake up one day and being less than a dog that you went to sleep as.

    It absolutely blows my mind that so few people bring this issue up.

    Our society is a tad too casual about simply taking our supposed "loved ones" to a butcher shop to have their genitals excised.
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  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by gadzooks I'm just not super into Asians tbh.

    Or spending hard earned currency/"tokens" to see some Internet poon.

    Y'all gotta stop funding the e-thot industry.
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  8. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    This is the most enthralling story I've ever read about one man accidentally entering a public washroom in which another man was already urinating.
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  9. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I might.
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  10. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I'm generally drunk.

    It's not out of disrespect to the community and all, but because I just kinda have different modes... I'm either in productive mode (during which, keeping an eye on any kind of social media or forum updates is time consuming), or just chilling (during which time I'm pretty much always drunk).
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  11. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by GGG This sounds like a person who is in debt.

    The hypothetical character in my brief narrative? Or the person who posted it?

    Either way, we are one and the same.

    I mean, I do plan on paying all my debt off. I'm close to the 100k mark (mostly student loans, but also divided into various other debts consolidated into one).

    I do take personal responsibility for the role I played in accumulated such debt, but life really isn't as simple as a lot of people characterize it to be.

    In an ideal world:
    1. Creditors would not be as predatory as they are.
    2. People who hit hard times would be allowed a certain amount of leeway rather than be carpet bombed with poverty tax "NSF fees" and such.
    3. People who are ready and willing to work but can't find employment because the job market is the least efficient market conceivable wouldn't incur punitive costs for a broken system.
    4. People who are doing well in life would not flippantly say things like "debt is a choice" to those who are not.

    Etc.
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  12. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    There's always comings and goings at this fucking house and it's inspiring a rage within me, the likes of which no geographical area has ever known.

    And stress, for me, is DRINK FUEL. So, naturally, I'm getting drunker and drunker.

    Like, suddenly I discover I have the house all to myself for like 10 minutes so I start jerking off, then somebody opens the front door and interupts me mid-self-coitus, and I'm so mad I just turn to the damn bottle.

    Then I run out of said bottle.

    Then I call skip the dishes for some liquor delivery and as I go outside to retrieve my liquor, I run into my sister.

    I ask her why she's here (she doesn't live here - got her own place) and she says it's her girlfriend's birthday and they're both (among others) coming over.

    And then she has the audacity to tell me to put some pants on.

    Like, WTF, don't slut shame me bitch.

    I mean, I love my sister, and I actually really like her girlfriend too. I get along with both of them well.

    But I'm absolutely sick of people telling me what to do, what to wear, etc.

    I wanna go home. Like FUCK I just wanna go home.
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  13. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by WellHung life sucks, and then u die.

    Pretty fucking much.

    But does it really have to?

    I've seen absolutely beautiful moments in life.

    They just happen to be few and far between.
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  14. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I've been to my share (and perhaps even a dozen hetero dudes' share) of gay bars, and they ain't exactly a bad time.

    They do bars like everyone else for the most part.

    And being hit on more can be kinda confidence-boosting.

    Even if you're like a 7-8 out of ten looking dude, going to a "regular" bar means you are just another person in a place full of other people.

    But there's something about dudes (NOT EXCLUSIVELY GAY DUDES - just having male reproductive organs and hormones) that makes you a lot more noticed in a place simply full of other dudes.
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  15. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Nil Saw her again, we railed meth together and hung out for a few hours, she was all fucked up on down and dressed like a slut for a party, telling me i'm not her type but asking me for back massages, telling me to stay in the living room while she changes with the door open[y not just close it??]

    I feel like there are a lot of potential warning signs that could be unpacked here and delved into in depth, but at the end of the day, a well-drafted list of pros vs cons will ultimately have very little influence on how you end up proceeding.

    I've had my share of unhinged broads in my life, and no amount of logic or reason can intervene once the psychological id makes up its decision. All I can really recommend is try to keep your wits about you as best you can.

    One recent woman I was involved with, for example, strategically asked me immediately following an hour long sex session to help her kill a dude. Even in such a moment of weakness, I still had certain uncrossable limits. We ultimately compromised, however, and I ended up driving her to the house so she could fire a few warning shots in the area surrounding her target's house.

    Her tactical thottery was effective. At the end of the day, I still did something I never would have otherwise done had I not met her.

    But the whole thing was one long learning experience. You involve yourself with a few chicks like this and you gradually build up a tolerance. It may actually better equip you for when the REALLY crazy one comes along.
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  16. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You didn't read the article or watch the video. They are not inhaling or injecting wasp spray. Cooks are using wasp spray to make a form of meth in an area of WV. Nobody is huffing raid.

    Fair enough, but let's reminisce anyway.
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  17. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I'd say that ultimately, OP is right about something (perhaps in a broken clock kinda way).

    If you filter out all the conspiracy theory buzzwords and focus on the underlying idea that technology can be incredibly dangerous and pose serious existential threat to humanity - especially technology pertaining to emulating human cognitive processes, and also achieving interactions between machines and human brains - we all really should be scared.

    I'm not saying we need to take on any kind of Neo-Ludditism or anything like that. But we should devote a lot of our resources, research, policy-making, and attention to ensuring technology is not allowed to run amok, or be flagrantly abused.
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  18. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats

    Area 51 is already leaking.
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  19. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by WellHung hi gadzooks. This place is less entertaining without you posting so frequently. Basically, I've missed you. r u ok?

    I'm good, for the most part. Staying at my mom's house while my apartment's being renovated. There are both advantages and disadvantages to this arrangement, so it's aight.

    I'd ask you the same but I get a pretty good general idea about your current situation from a variety of SG threads. Don't go and drown in any lakes any time soon. And, if you apply yourself towards your subsistence farming goal, your credit/debt issues will one day be entirely behind you.
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  20. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by GGG ⌈ln(9^(8+2)*6)ln⌉

    Ok, what are those symbols on the far left and right?

    And if ln means natural log, that ln on the far right feels like it's lacking something.
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