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2020-03-05 at 8:18 PM UTC in I somewhat fear getting famous because of potential MeToo attacks...Like, picture one of your past hookups just sitting around with her girlfriends all talking about their sexual escapades...
And then she all like "I remember this one dude I hooked up with about 10 years ago at a club downtown."
And her friend is like "wait, at a club? were you drinking?"
"Yeah, I had a few, why?"
"That's automatically rape."
"But he was drinking too."
"Nah, bitch, that shit don't matter. He's responsible for his actions, you aren't. Does he have any money?"
"Well, it's kind of funny that you mention that because the reason I brought him up is that I just heard he got a major promotion at work."
"Bitch, what? Like how much he earnin'?"
"He's Chief Technology Officer at this hot new up and coming startup. He's not quite movie star famous, but he's pulling in like $300,000 a year now."
"Guuuurrrrrllll, #MeToo his ass!!!!"
"But it wasn't really rape. He's actually a good gont."
"Does his paycheck have commas?"
"Well, yeah."
"TAX HIS ASS, GURL. This is the big leagues. Who else gonna pay for your 8 kids? See, this is why we hook up with random dudes every weekend. One of them bound to pay off."
Me getting arrested the next day:
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2020-03-05 at 5:46 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionOr they could just do it like this...
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2020-03-06 at 4:59 AM UTC in At a bar next to these three chicks and I kinda like itThey're not "with" me, but I'm pretending within my own imagination that they are.
They're actually my age, so normally I wouldn't pay much mind, but they are kinda surprisingly hot for 30-somethings.
I can just tell that one of them is a man hating feminazi type and that kinda turns me on.
1. She has blue hair (obviously hates men).
2. She just got up and did karaoke and her song of choice was Goodbye Earl by the Dixie chicks.
Folks, I want her to take her aggression towards men out on me in the bedroom.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-03-06 at 10:40 PM UTC in Hy gadzooks
Originally posted by Wariat were they thankful for you licking their pussy or ass moreso?
I actually rarely lick pussy and never lick ass.
If I only known the chick for like 2 hours I'm not taking any chances.
But my dick, tho, I rarely wrap that shit so I'm actually kinda retarded when it comes down to it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-03-06 at 9:20 PM UTC in How to achieve "Trap Mode" aesthetics (4chan guide)The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-03-06 at 8:50 PM UTC in How can you guys not see the beauty in this pieceNeeds more pig-horse.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-03-06 at 5:07 AM UTC in At a bar next to these three chicks and I kinda like itLol these chicks keep going outside for "smoke breaks" and come back smelling like weed every time.
I don't much care for the devil's lettuce, but I pass no judgment.
Just trynna get some mouth on my schlong.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-03-05 at 5:36 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-02-24 at 6:15 PM UTC in Exploit Parsing.You almost certainly shouldn't need regex for this.
As long as the JSON is valid JSON, you can load it as a dict using the built-in json.loads.
import json
lst = json.loads(json_string)
for exploit in lst['RESULTS_EXPLOIT']:
print(exploit['Path'])
## outputs:
# ~/tool/shellcodes/linux_x86-64/47291.c
# ~/tool/shellcodes/inux_x86-64/47151.c
def search_by_platform(platform):
return [exploit['Path'] for exploit in lst['RESULTS_EXPLOIT'] if exploit['Platform'] == platform]
print(search_by_platform('linux_x86-64'))
## outputs:
# ['~/tool/shellcodes/linux_x86-64/47291.c', '~/tool/shellcodes/inux_x86-64/47151.c']
The first example iterates over each entry and outputs (prints) the path.
I threw in a list comprehension there as well - the search_by_platform() function - for selecting particular entries by indicating a particular platform (obviously that could be customized to search by date, author, or any other key in each entry/dict).
And of course, if the json is in a separate file...
lst = json.loads(open('path/to/file.json').read())
But do note, however, that I had to make the tiniest modification to the JSON string for Python to accept it...
Trailing commas after the last entry in an array/list within JSON breaks it, for whatever reason.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-02-24 at 9:44 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentAlthough, tbh, I just walked into the bar because drinking outside was getting too cold.
It's cheaper to drink outdoors.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-02-24 at 9:39 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentI'm at a bar waiting for my gin and tonic but it's been like 10 minutes since I asked for it so I'm kinda freaking out a bit.
Like, I need my drinks at a steady pace.
I'm almost thinking she forgot about me.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-02-24 at 11:22 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-02-25 at 7:53 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
Trill ass individual.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-02-25 at 5:30 AM UTC in I almost cracked out laughing today.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-02-24 at 10:41 PM UTC in my graffic designThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-02-24 at 10:44 PM UTC in See this is the reason I love the gig economy star trek one of the reasons besides me hating to commute to workWellHung is more a fan of the nig economy.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-02-24 at 8:23 PM UTC in this is truly what cart narc’s do
Originally posted by Wariat what would happen in your state if you or somebody hit thst guy or decked him? would you go to jail?
Well, yeah, I'm pretty sure physical assault is illegal just about everywhere in the world, regardless of who it is you're hitting or what grievance one might have with them.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-02-21 at 4:35 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-02-21 at 4:24 AM UTC in THIS is how you take out the trash
EDIT: This a dude I drank with a few times way back in the day.
I suddenly remembered this video and searched it.
Thot i'd share it.
It's actually kinda badass.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-02-05 at 12:35 AM UTC in How does carding work? Sbtlauen/esbity/misterighI can't speak to today's carding scene all that much, but back when I used to do it (roughly 17 years ago was when I stopped), it was all about buying "fulls" or "fulls with PIN", or "fulls with CVV."
This was all pre-chip days... Cards were just plastic with a magnetic strip, so you could actually recreate a full card with an magnetic writer (as log as you got a direct copy from someone skimming with a magnetic reader somewhere in the world).
But most of it was about using the 16 digit card number, first and last name, and address, to purchase things online and have them shipped to an address where you can safely retrieve said items, and then ultimately fence them on the black market.
This credit card information was typically obtained via phishing (emails linking to pages that look just like big companies' login pages, convincing them to enter their personal info, ultimately sending it to a database somewhere), or obtained via skimming (for direct card replication, something kinda different).
Nowadays, I'm not too sure how it works, but with the chip and all, I imagine that skimming is dead. Phishing and other social engineering methods are probably all that's left.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
