Thanked Posts by gadzooks

1. 2019-04-13 at 5:20 PM UTC in Just had fingers in hookers pussy
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by mashlehash Have a Great Time.

   
   Make Darren's Life Great Again.
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2. 2019-04-13 at 6:50 PM UTC in Just had fingers in hookers pussy
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Octavian My ex was the worst condescending emasculating bitch I have ever met. She said I "minced" when I walked.
   
   She also asked if I can do DIY, as if any male who can't is a Beta faggot.
   
   When we broke up she reminded me I wasn't "chivalrous" on the first date cause I said, "It's your round".
   
   What the actual fuck?

   
   Sounds just about akin to my love life.
   
   I had a gf like 15 years ago. Been single ever since. A few fucks here and there, but nobody to go to bed and spoon with.
   
   That's what I want.
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3. 2019-04-13 at 6:40 PM UTC in Just had fingers in hookers pussy
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Octavian Some girl said she thought I was Autistic cause I tilted my head when listening sometimes.
   
   It's a sign of submission and that I'm paying attention, fucking ugly bitch.

   
   Women have a sixth sense for any body language even remotely submissive...
   
   They immediately, and instinctively, associate that with weakness.
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4. 2019-04-13 at 6:21 PM UTC in Just had fingers in hookers pussy
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I'm a super hero now... My power is cuckery.
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   • Wariat
5. 2019-04-13 at 6:18 PM UTC in Just had fingers in hookers pussy
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I just realized I indirectly paid $60 for whatever transpired last night (in addition to the money I spent on crack and so on)...
   
   I paid for sex and didn't even get any.
   
   I am officially the biggest cuck on the planet.
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   • Wariat
6. 2019-04-13 at 4:46 PM UTC in Just had fingers in hookers pussy
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Sophie Either you're bullshitting or you're a god damned idiot. Stop having degenerates over, or is this a sexual thing? I know you like being degraded you fuck.

   
   The hooker was a big part of the ploy.
   
   I'm lonely and will do stupid things for even minutes of an attractive woman's attention.
   
   She did kiss me and "let me" finger her (I mean, that hardly benefits me... I just end up with a smelly finger and a harder cock).
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7. 2019-04-13 at 11:04 AM UTC in Just had fingers in hookers pussy
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   The hoe bounced...
   
   I'm stuck with a heroin dealer and no vagina...
   
   I literally hate all women right now.
   
   I'm sorry to all the ladies out there but I absolutely hate all women right now.
   
   Temporarily of course.
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   • Wariat
8. 2019-04-13 at 10:23 AM UTC in Just had fingers in hookers pussy
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I liked the warmth of a vagina wrapped around my fingers...
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   • Wariat
9. 2019-10-19 at 2:21 AM UTC in Drinking oneself to death like in Leaving Las Vegas
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Why is dying so fucking hard?
   
   This is fucked.
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   • Wariat
10. 2019-10-19 at 2:27 AM UTC in Drinking oneself to death like in Leaving Las Vegas
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Technologist Gad,
    What’s up? You are either high on love, or wanting to die.
    
    It feels like something has happened.

    
    I honestly just don't even know...
    
    I want to just drink and maybe fuck if possible and literally nothing else matters for some reason.
    
    I have no idea what brought this about.
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    • Wariat
11. 2019-10-22 at 3:35 AM UTC in Ok, an "official" goodbye thread might be prudent
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    About 10 hours ago, I signed out of NiS on all my devices.
    
    I thought of making an official goodbye thread, but they are almost universally followed up by casual posting like 12-36 hours later.
    
    So I thought, why not just rip it off like a bandaid.
    
    But, perhaps in a drunken instinctual response, found myself looking at an NiS thread suddenly, and it was Aldra's post, and I just had to respond because I can't leave a homie hanging.
    
    But anyway, I have decided to leave NiS this morning.
    
    I love like 99% of you, so it was not an easy decision to make.
    
    But, I've been noticing a general trend in my life towards the negative lately, and, while correlation certainly does not imply causality, the underlying pattern cannot be ignored.
    
    And then, the incident that just kinda sealed the deal...
    
    That one person (the 1%) that actually fucking pisses me off around here (captain falcon, in case anyone is wondering), sent me a goddamn P fucking M just to tell me how much he despises me.
    
    Like... I can take insults and all that on the forums, but it's kinda fucked up to wake up to shit like that on my PMs.
    
    So, having been considering leaving (merely to try new avenues in life), combined with actual bullshit like that, I have decided to take a break of indetermined length.
    
    But I love the vast majority of you.
    
    If anyone was offended by my periodical liquor and boner induced sexist rants, I apologize.
    
    If you ever found my use of the N word or the F word ("faggot", not "fuck"), I appologize.
    
    With the one and only sole exception of captain falcon, you all have been great and it's a heartfelt goodbye.
    
    But, goodbye.
    
    Sometimes, life needs a new perspective.
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12. 2019-10-22 at 3:23 AM UTC in OMG this place is so fucked there is another new bartender and she's also impossibly hot
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by aldra bump because I want gadzooks to respond

    
    I did my final sign out of NiS this morning...
    
    I literally accidentally stumbled back onto NiS just now some how and noticed this thread towards the top.
    
    The coomers thing was awesome.
    
    I'm kinda like that when I'm drunk.
    
    But I officially left NiS this morning so I shouldn't even be posting at all.
    
    But I love you Aldra and couldn't leave you high and dry.
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13. 2019-10-19 at 12:50 AM UTC in I'm in love with Shaye
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Holy fuck "pigeon livered" tho.
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14. 2019-10-18 at 8:42 PM UTC in OMG this place is so fucked there is another new bartender and she's also impossibly hot
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby That's why Shay won't see you.. smh..
    
    Like what if you're at the bar And some bitch slaps her and he walks off. What are you going to do? Tell her that gont was a big mean jerkwad and offer to text her if she needs any emotional support?
    
    She'll probably go fuck that gont way before you and just use you as emotional tampon filled with his black semen

    
    Are women this shallow though?
    
    Like, I'm not even disagreeing here necessarily, just trying to figure out if this is what bitches are all really like?
    
    Do I need to take up mixed martial arts or some shit just get some pussy? Like damn...
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15. 2019-10-19 at 12:39 AM UTC in OMG this place is so fucked there is another new bartender and she's also impossibly hot
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 Im kind of going through the same thing with a girl I was into in middle school who I cyclically flip out on every winter for the last 10 years for some reason. She made me feel things I never felt before and it never worked out :(

    
    
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16. 2019-10-19 at 12:47 AM UTC in I just exchanged an extended glance with the most beautiful girl in the world at the park
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Folks, time and space ceased to exist.
    
    I'm hoping that when the alcohol consumption finally kills me, I go to a place where I get to re-experience that moment forever.
    
    Heaven is a pretty girl smiling at you. I have seen the light. And I can only pray that I may see it again.
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17. 2019-10-18 at 11:18 PM UTC in OMG this place is so fucked there is another new bartender and she's also impossibly hot
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by 🐿 You gotta get a grip.

    
    I'm just a 🐿 trynna get a 🥜.
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    • 🐿
18. 2019-10-18 at 11:36 PM UTC in OMG this place is so fucked there is another new bartender and she's also impossibly hot
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Solstice "Professional Street fighter"

    
    He was in the street fighters union and everything.
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19. 2019-10-17 at 5:18 AM UTC in Holy fuck this bartenders ass doe
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by A College Professor leave her a yuge tip maybe she will fall for you

    
    I'll leave her the tip of my dick is what I'll do.
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20. 2019-10-18 at 6:28 PM UTC in I'm in love with Shaye
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Technologist Gad,
    How can you be in love with someone you don’t even know.?

    
    The ass...
    
    It was fat.
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