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Originally posted by Stopffs
sex in the elevator
Added to bucket list.
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I used to have a 56k modem.
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2020-04-08 at 3:13 AM UTC
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The Day Drinking Thread
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Originally posted by frala
I’ve got whozits and whatzits galore. You want thingamabobs? I’ve got 20.
These poor unfortunate souls likely won't get the reference.
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What happened to Zok?
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Originally posted by WellHung
love those 80's bangs… What a jawline
I have all kinds of fantasies of me being Zack and getting sent to detention one week and it's just me and Kelly, and then Mr. Belding goes off somewhere to do Mr. Belding things and then next thing you know it, Kelly and I are fucking on top of the teacher's desk, and then the other chick... The one who especially hated being called "chick", and then was later in a movie about strippers, playing a stripper... She comes into the room and starts fighting Kelly over a chance to ride my Zack cack.
And then Lisa Turtle comes in... (Wait, was her last name actually "Turtle"? That feels weird... I'm probably wrong about her name, but anyway...)
And then all three of them are just all over me (and Jessie has two of her fingers way up into my anal passage)...
Then suddenly I let out an unstoppable splooge firing, and who walks in the door right at that time?
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2020-03-30 at 4:54 AM UTC
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Originally posted by Technologist
Even the pics with the light skinned girlfriend you were so fond of?
Yeah that too was from exactly 15 years ago...
My entire life happened 15 years ago.
After that I went into a cocoon.
I have recently re-emerged... But it takes time to get back into the swing of things.
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2020-03-30 at 4:47 AM UTC
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Jumanji: The Next Level
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Originally posted by Technologist
Well, you’ve never looked more disgusting 😘
Originally posted by Fox
You don’t know what he looks like 16 years later.
Believe me the avatar is flattering in comparison
Lol.
Not entirely false though.
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2020-03-30 at 4:45 AM UTC
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Originally posted by Fox
I miss ur old avatar
I do too. I had to change it because... I dunno... I do miss it.
It was from...
Shit I literally can't even remember right now.
90's music video...
European pop group.
One hit wonders I think.
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2020-03-30 at 4:36 AM UTC
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Jumanji: The Next Level
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Originally posted by Technologist
Gad,
Wanted to ask you anyway. Is that avi a severely distorted version of you?
Yes it is.
In fact, it's four pictures I took about 16 years ago, and also, modified in MS Paint or some such thing.
I only recently turned them into an animated gif one night while drunk.
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2020-03-30 at 12:57 AM UTC
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Missing Users
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We did it!
Two missing members back as a result of this thread.
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2020-03-25 at 5:40 PM UTC
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Don't click on this thread
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So its...
4 + 4 + (3 + 1/12 * 3) * 11...
8 + (3 + 1/4) * 11...
8 + 3.25 * 11...
(And I'm pulling out a calculator at this point...)...
8 + 35.75...
43.75?
I so probably fucked up somewhere lol.
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I used to be a security guard.
It's really shitty, and virtually no one will respect you, but it is pretty easy for the most part.
Right out of high school, I had three options:
1. Manual labor.
2. Customer/food/retail service.
3. Security guard.
I tried the first two, but didn't much care for them, so I went with the last (legal, at least) option.
Around these parts, though, it's a minimum wage job. If it paid $40 an hour, I'd have just swallowed my pride and kept going... Maybe work my way up to some kind of security supervisor.
It would suck compared to my current ambitions, but it would have at least paid the bills and not been physically exhausting.
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Originally posted by STER0S
the final form of covid 19 is that it's airborne and can penetrate through walls
Much like my dick.
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With their powers combined...
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Originally posted by WellHung
Damn Zooks the world is goin' to shit and ur sippin' on Holland's finest…I like that 👍
I was drinking Coronas the other night but realized that it might be a touch in bad taste.
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2020-03-21 at 4:23 AM UTC
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I too am quarantining.
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Originally posted by iam_asiam68
i believe this is a plague by God
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Revelation+15-16&version=NIVSeven angels.
Seven plagues.
Is COVID/Corona the long awaited seventh?
Only time will tell.
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Shit just got real.
Next it'll be the liquor stores.
Omg it is setting in right now.
This is a legit problem.
If someone were to have informed me, like, a month ago, that I could face barriers to obtaining alcohol, I'd have been storming Capitol Hill myself.
I saw all the memes about toilet paper, but I thought to myself; I can always use leaves or just spray water upwards.
I saw the grocery store shelves empty of all staples, but I thought to myself; I can always hunt wild animals and gather my own wild produce.
But liquor?
We need to put our collective minds together to put a stop to the spread of this horrific pandemic.
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
If someone suddenly stops posting, that means they've killed themselves.
Won't be long before we need a bigger bus...
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They're actually a roving gang of good Samaritans that hand deliver new shoes for the impoverished.
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