Posts by gadzooks

1. 2018-12-10 at 12:56 AM UTC in Are you good at job interviews?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by RisiR † compitent

   
   I'll give you the benefit of the doubt here for your spelling.
2. 2018-12-09 at 3:28 AM UTC in Are you good at job interviews?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Item 9 they're extinct now?

   
   I don't even know.
   
   Can you still get a burner phone?
   
   I remember back in my "illegal activities" days, I would walk into a 7-11 and buy like 5 cell phones and then activate them from pay phones, so there was no connection to me (other than the video footage from the 7-11 cameras - but they only check that if you're killing people or something - which I never did).
3. 2018-12-09 at 3:27 AM UTC in Are you good at job interviews?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by GGG How? It's not like there's some centralized system. I feel like if it doesn't work at once place, it'll probably work at the next. I mean I know there are companies that exist to verify such claims, but it can't possibly be very comprehensive. And I think usually how info gets on there is companies report on their findings from calling your references. So if you provide a reference that just doesn't show up on a search, how will they EVER verify it? It's not like Toys R Us has a list of all it's employees ever that anybody can access.

   
   Actually, you're right in that there is a chance you'd get away with it.
   
   The chance may even be fairly high.
   
   But I don't know if I'd be willing to risk it these days. You google somebody's name and you get their Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, etc... It doesn't take a lot to track down who they know.
   
   But it wasn't always like that.
   
   Your plan could have worked easily a couple decades ago.
   
   Nowadays, it could work, but I, personally, wouldn't wager on it.
4. 2018-12-09 at 3:24 AM UTC in Everything is in a contant state of change...
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by GGG I can't believe I actually googled that name

   
   Heraclitus, to give credit where it is due, pretty much started Western philosophy.
   
   Heraclitorus, however, is more known for sex stuff; if such a person even exists.
5. 2018-12-09 at 3:20 AM UTC in Are you good at job interviews?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by GGG If you have to lie, find businesses that have closed recently. Toys R Us regional manager 2012-2018. There's nothing they can do to verify it other than test your knowledge

   
   I'm preeeeeeety sure they have ways of verifying that these days.
   
   Now, back like 10 years ago, you could totally get away with that.
   
   I had a friend get a job with multiple fake references (and fake ID and fake social insurance number) for, umm... things we had planned.
   
   This was back when burner phones were a thing.
6. 2018-12-09 at 3:16 AM UTC in Everything is in a contant state of change...
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   "You never step in the same river (of semen) twice."
   -- Heraclitoris.
7. 2018-12-09 at 3:14 AM UTC in If its the thought that counts...
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Or just tell them you thought about getting them a gift.
   
   You don't actually have to get one.
   
   Just think about it for a few seconds.
   
   And then inform them of that fact.
   
   Boom. Chris|mas solved.
8. 2018-12-09 at 2:33 AM UTC in The best I could is some heroin addict
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by GGG I think Actor is trying to avoid paying for sex. But I may be mistaken.

   
   The whole idea was to do the whole "Richard Gere" thing, but it's actually a stupid idea because basically every sex worker deals with it multiple times a day.
   
   So it's actually a bad idea.
   
   But then again, getting involved with someone who is already addicted to heroin is a pretty bad idea already.
   
   I speak from experience (being addicted, not being with someone who was addicted... so maybe my experience isn't the right kind of experience).
9. 2018-12-09 at 2:29 AM UTC in The best I could is some heroin addict
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   DUDE, ITEM 9 == ACTOR?
   
   How many more of these Totse/Zoklet reveals will I be exposed to? This is fucking crazy.
   
   Actor, you had like, 008 or something after your name right?
10. 2018-12-09 at 2:28 AM UTC in We wish you a shitty christmas, we wish you a shitty christmas...
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Fuck Hanukkah, we be some Kwanzaa niggas over here.
11. 2018-12-09 at 2:17 AM UTC in I guess that box of ice cream I ate a month ago was worth it.
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I guess that box of semen I ate a month ago was worth it...
    
    Cause my wife didn't get pregnant, so it made no difference :icon14:
12. 2018-12-09 at 2:01 AM UTC in My daughter just died
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Edit the OP to link to this video.
13. 2018-12-09 at 1:59 AM UTC in The best I could is some heroin addict
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    There are actually lots of high-functioning, well-off oxy addicts.
    
    But the tone of desperation in this this thread tells me that they are probably not a reasonable goal.
    
    Lots of sex workers are hooked on heroin.
    
    You could start there.
    
    But advanced warning: You will be like "Richard Gere" #47 in her life.
    
    I gained a lot of insight into the sex worker world for a variety of reasons, one of which being that I was a heroin addict at one point myself, another being that I had a roommate who was one. Mostly from the latter, actually.
14. 2018-12-09 at 1:54 AM UTC in if you haven't seen this you should watch it because its funny
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Oh shit, you mean this one...
    
    WARNING: NSFW!
15. 2018-12-09 at 1:52 AM UTC in Vaping cum
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Just imagine, though, that this brave soul discovered the ultimate drug. Then who's laughing? The one who sees' God and experiences enlightenment and pure euphoria and tranquility after, daringly, vaping their own semen?
    
    Or us, wasting our semen on fleshlights, condoms, vaginas, buttholes, and tissue paper?
16. 2018-12-09 at 12:36 AM UTC in TFW You Realize EVERYONE On Here is an Alt (Solipsism-maxxing)
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by giddyup What are you talking about pardner

    
    You also need Ghastly (like the Pokemon).
    
    And Goats.
    
    And Goatse, definitely Goatse.
    
    And Ghoatse, because why not.
17. 2018-12-09 at 12:33 AM UTC in Vaping cum
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by mikeyagain www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/guy-vapes-his-own-semen/85073670/
    
    SMH..

    
    I think today is the day...
    
    Today is officially the day that I can say "Now I've seen everything!"
18. 2018-12-09 at 12:31 AM UTC in Heidegger, more like my nigger
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Leggo my ego.
19. 2018-12-09 at 12:30 AM UTC in whoami
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    exit
20. 2018-12-09 at 12:30 AM UTC in whoami
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    sudo killall misanthropy "MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING III"