Posts by gadzooks

1. 2019-02-14 at 4:20 AM UTC in We have a moral obligation to stop beating meat
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Ghost The church of Trianglism always has it's arms open if you need religious counselling

   
   I do find Trianglism at least somewhat intriguing.
   
   Triangles are everywhere. Talking snakes and 900-year-old patriarchs are kind of lacking, though.
2. 2019-02-14 at 4:17 AM UTC in We have a moral obligation to stop beating meat
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   My Scientologist association would absolutely forbid me seeing a pastor.
3. 2019-02-14 at 4:15 AM UTC in We have a moral obligation to stop beating meat
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by mmQ I'm also hoping you're kidding about having a pastor you fucking dork.

   
   
   
   I guess if I don't actually explicitly mention it, there's no way for others to know, but, no, I most assuredly do not have an actual pastor.
   
   At least, I haven't had one since my parents dragged me to church on Sundays like 25 years ago.
4. 2019-02-14 at 4:12 AM UTC in @infinity
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Shrooms Aludin never spammed cp.

   
   Okay it might have been someone else.
   
   But whoever it was, it was the most fucked up thing I ever saw on the Internet to this very day (and it was back in 2005 - almost 15 years ago).
   
   Someone was spamming Totse with LEGIT CP... Like, not even the "vanilla" shit you see on TV and in movies and think "wow, that's just a naked kid at a pool party... kinda gross I guess but not in and of itself all that controversial."
   
   But someone was posting actual 5 and 6 year olds being penetrated and everything. That shit traumatized me, not gonna lie.
5. 2019-02-14 at 4:07 AM UTC in Printers WTF?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Dude I can't fucking stand printers... The one I have now is such a nuisance because it disconnects from the WiFi after like 10 minutes of activity, and requires a reboot just to reconnect. It also requires black tape over the colored ink cartridges if I want to print in black and white (but ran out of colored ink).
   
   Fuck printers.
6. 2019-02-14 at 4:02 AM UTC in We have a moral obligation to stop beating meat
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by mmQ Uhhhhh. No, there isn't though. Hence my question. The only issue when it comes to faggot Christians forbidding jacking off is LUST of the eyes. There's nothing about spilling seed. Ahahahaha.

   
   

   Then Judah said to Onan, “Go in to your brother's wife and perform the duty of a brother-in-law to her, and raise up offspring for your brother.” But Onan knew that the offspring would not be his. So whenever he went in to his brother's wife he would waste the semen on the ground, so as not to give offspring to his brother. And what he did was wicked in the sight of the Lord, and he put him to death also.

   
   Niggas got capped for that shit back in the day.
   
   Apparently we actually have a moral obligation to impregnate our brothers' wives...?
7. 2019-02-14 at 3:59 AM UTC in U ever enraged with anyone?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   No.
   
   Anger is fear announced.
8. 2019-02-14 at 3:56 AM UTC in We have a moral obligation to stop beating meat
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Needledick Needledick Needledick How about pounding your dick with a meat tenderizer?

   
   Yeah, that just doesn't sound all that pleasant, quite frankly.
9. 2019-02-14 at 3:55 AM UTC in We have a moral obligation to stop beating meat
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by mmQ Due to jealousy? If lust isn't the issue, what is?

   
   Because bible something something... I dunno.
   
   I think there's something in there about "spilling thine seed" or some shit.
   
   Now, if I jerk off into a condom, then immediately freeze that condom, and find a women to inseminate at some later, more convenient, time, then I might have found a loophole.
10. 2019-02-14 at 3:51 AM UTC in We have a moral obligation to stop beating meat
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by mmQ Tell him you've mastered the art of jacking off to the thought of nothing. No lust. See if he ok's it.

    
    My Buddhist monk would love that. Not so sure if it would fly with the pastor though.
11. 2019-02-14 at 3:48 AM UTC in This forum is so slow...
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Best one though...
    
    
12. 2019-02-14 at 3:48 AM UTC in This forum is so slow...
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Sophie inb4doitfaggot

    
    
13. 2019-02-14 at 3:42 AM UTC in We have a moral obligation to stop beating meat
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    At least, that's what my pastor's been saying.
    
    I fap anyway, tho. Tbh, ngl.
14. 2019-02-12 at 11:22 PM UTC in Further proof I am the most talented man alive...
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I need a yogurt-based shot... Does such a thing exist? Imma make one regardless.
    
    BRB.
15. 2019-02-12 at 11:20 PM UTC in Further proof I am the most talented man alive...
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Grylls AND DRINKING A STRAWBERRY FAGGOT SHAKE

    
    Faggot shakes are best shakes.
16. 2019-02-12 at 11:19 PM UTC in @infinity
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL We also have soldiers armed to the teeth mounted on moose, for speedy advances.

    
    Canada is really the place to be.
    
    Those Americans are just behind the curve.
17. 2019-02-12 at 11:17 PM UTC in Further proof I am the most talented man alive...
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    And you're wearing a psychology department sweater...
    
    Trust me, I speak from experience, you can never escape that stigma.
    
    (Still no regrets, tho).
18. 2019-02-12 at 11:12 PM UTC in Further proof I am the most talented man alive...
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    HOLY SHIT PSYCHOLOGY SHIRT CONFIRMED...
    
    If it is you, you dun wasted your time on a pussy major.
    
    (So did I, tho... And no regrets anyway).
19. 2019-02-12 at 11:11 PM UTC in Further proof I am the most talented man alive...
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Are those "Petite Danone"?
20. 2019-02-12 at 11:10 PM UTC in Further proof I am the most talented man alive...
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    y, tho?