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Posts by gadzooks

  1. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Is "vinegar transexual" a thing?

    I can't say I've heard of it until now.
  2. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    You can always get rich from the casinos.

    Just learn to count cards, bro.
  3. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    "Can honestly believe"...

    I dunno, I'm drunk but you get what I mean.
  4. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Ghost I keep images on and it doesn't bother me. Maybe i've just grown numb to spam.

    I get more triggered by retardation than I do spam which is why I hate people like §m£ÂgØL who post some of the stupidest shit I ever read in my life and it makes me angry someone could be so half brained to even think like that and I want them to get run over by a bus so I don't have to read their half baked drivel and shitty trolling attempts.

    Hey, I can't stand the §m£ÂgØL auto-completion posts either.

    I love the dude, but those posts are annoying as fuck.

    You can "hate the game, not the player".

    But I strongly disbelieve that you can't honestly claim infinityshock's posts aren't annoying/bothersome AT THIS POINT (i.e. it's no longer just random gay crap, but full on SPAM).
  5. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Ghost Constantly whining and bitching in every thread about Bill Krozby dick is internetting on pussy mode.

    Ehh kinda, but enough really is enough.

    If you're browsing the site with images disabled, it makes perfect sense that you wouldn't be bothered by it all.

    But at the end of the day, it's ruining one of the features of the site (being able to post images).

    Should the rest of us really be stuck with the burden of enduring dick pic spam in every damn thread?
  6. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Ghost You should try turning off images in user settings.

    That's Internetting on pussy-mode.
  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Ghost

    You did it wrong. You're supposed to obscure the link somehow.

    Somehow I feel robbed of the full experience...

  8. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Needledick Needledick Needledick Only a light / mild benzo dose, anything else would suck at work imo.

    It 100% depends on the job.

    If you have a social / customer-service oriented position, benzos might actually enhance productivity rather than hinder it. And maybe even stimulants to some degree as well (they tend to bring out that talkativeness in people - it just needs to be monitored closely because you don't want to be complaining to customers about the guy on the cereal box reading your thoughts and calling the cops on you because you are somehow involved in a huge government plot and have a tracking device planted somewhere in your body, etc, etc).

    Other jobs, an employee might benefit from any number of different drugs.
  9. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by DietPiano How much can alcos drink in anight without dying

    asking for a friend

    A lot...

    Well, I've heard some tall tales from bar flies and Internet braggarts about drinking >1 liter (of 40% ABV spirits) or like an entire keg or some such shit, but you have to factor in a whole bunch of different things:
    1. On the Internet, everyone is a millionaire with a 12" cock (even the ladies). So always take it with a grain of salt regardless.
    2. Body weight is a factor. A 300+ lb NFL quarter back is going to be able to drink a lot more than a Victoria's Secret model.
    3. There are always some hard-to-quantify genetic factors. For example, a lot of Asians have some kind of adverse side-effect when they drink that will reduce the amount they can drink, and, for all we know, there might be some kind of opposite effect out there that allows one to drink more than the average person without dying and all that.
    4. And, my theory (personally), is that this one accounts for like 90% of those huge numbers you might hear: The span of time over which the alcohol was consumed is a MAJOR factor. And that one just comes down to simple universal laws of body chemistry and all that.
  10. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Archer513 You dorks are more pathetic than I initially thought.

    Lol

    Who?

    If you're talking about those of us who like vaginas in some regard, but find them aesthetically subpar (there are dozens of us!), that's what we call a left-wing-no-no.

    Kink shaming or something like that. I dunno. Pick your own political buzzword.
  11. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Who Here’s your chance, file for SSI , totally disabled

    Just point out that you post on niggasin.space, and give the social worker a link to it to see it for themselves...

    Automatic disability.
  12. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Ghost most bosses don't really care if you go to work fucked up especially if you are working circles around everyone else.

    The only time I got called out for it was when I drove a forklift blacked out on benzos and DPH and my boss told me to cool it or I would probably die at work.

    Yeah, benzos are like THE ONE THING you just can't be high on at work.

    ESPECIALLY when you're operating motorized machinery and whatnot.

    You gotta draw a line somewhere, in all fairness.
  13. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    What's a Facebook?
  14. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    When I'm CEO of a company (and it's a matter of when, not if), I'm going to provide a subsidized drug program for my employees. At the very least, they will be allowed to be stoned (if that's their thing), or drunk (if that's their thing), or tek'd/tweaked, or even blitzed on IV speedballs (downer of choice + upper of choice), as long as it doesn't negatively impact their performance to any serious degree.

    But I do imagine, at some point, productivity will inevitably be affected. Maybe IV speedballs are a bit much.
  15. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Getting high/drunk/whatever at work is a God-given right, not a mere privilege.

    I mean, how the fuck do the powers that be (i.e. the owners of the means of production) expect the working class to keep from going completely bonkers from the inanity and monotony of it all and lugging some automatic weapons into the workplace and playing a bit of "let the bodies hit the floor" (but for raelz and IRL)?
  16. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ I'm at werk. :(

    Just get laid off and get employment insurance (like me right now) and/or go on welfare and/or fake an injury for some of that sweet, sweet worker's comp.

    Accomplish all three and you'll hit the trifecta - the true American (and Canadian) dream!
  17. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I started drinking (hair of the dog and all that), but I dunno if I should go into TC again while drinking... apparently it's not just social environments that lead to me drinking more... it's actually the presence of people in general (whether physically present or even digitally).

    I might pop in later, dunno yet... Playing things be ear at the moment.
  18. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by DietPiano I have never cared for vaginas. I still don't like them. I mean, I'll enter them, but I don't like them. Go play with your pussy somewhere else.

    It's comforting to know I'm not the only one.

    For me it's pretty much the exact same policy. They feel good, they just don't look all that appealing (IMHO).
  19. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ Pfffft. It only gets worse brother.

    You bore witness to my debauchery!

    I do remember most of my time on Tinychat... Up until some point, at least.

    I also woke up to something entirely burnt in the oven (and the oven still on)... I can't even tell what it was it was so badly burnt.
  20. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    So I seem to have polished off at least 750ml of scotch, as well as a few miniature bottles of champagne sparkling wine. I am also surrounded by a sea of empty nitrous cannisters.

    ITT: Regale the tales of your worst hangovers (to help me feel like less of a reprobate).

    Actually, I think my worst one EVER, officially speaking, was nearly 20 years ago after the oh-so-appropriately-(in-retrospect)-labelled "dry grad" for a neighboring school that I was invited to. Limousine stocked with unlimited alcohol == guaranteed trouble.

    I didn't even know there was such a thing as two-day hangovers, and to this day have not experienced one since, but apparently it's a thing.
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