Posts by gadzooks

1. 2019-02-14 at 10:09 AM UTC in Work is gay.
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   What the hell is a syncan?
2. 2019-02-14 at 10:01 AM UTC in hey sock puppet
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   It's ${CURRENT_YEAR}.
   
   Get with the times.
3. 2019-02-14 at 9:58 AM UTC in hey sock puppet
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Grylls that can be arranged, faggot

   
   Homophone.
4. 2019-02-14 at 9:56 AM UTC in hey sock puppet
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I'd rather be friends with cock puppet.
5. 2019-02-14 at 9:51 AM UTC in U ever enraged with anyone?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Grylls how com u don’t got scared

   
   I was raised by wolves.
6. 2019-02-14 at 9:46 AM UTC in U ever enraged with anyone?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Never have, never will.
7. 2019-02-14 at 9:42 AM UTC in U ever engaged with anyone?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Damnit how did I miss this when I made mine.
8. 2019-02-14 at 9:41 AM UTC in This forum is so slow...
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Lanny OP meant the forum software is slow, like it took several seconds to load a page back in the day. VB5 was a huge piece of shit.

   
   Oh i c.
9. 2019-02-14 at 5:21 AM UTC in This forum is so slow...
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Bumped for truth (four years later).
10. 2019-02-14 at 4:56 AM UTC in @infinity
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny why are you so soft ?

    
    Soft because I'm not aroused my toddlers being penetrated?
    
    Well, yeah, my dick is definitely soft at the very thought.
    
    I'm not even that closed-minded that I can't kinda, maybe, in some weird way get it... To each their own and all, but, at risk of starting a whole debate when I'm about to go pass out, there have to be lines drawn somewhere.
    
    Toddlers being penetrated is just... kind of a bit extreme.
    
    And vinny, I imagine you're more into posting shit that offends over posting anything that personally arouses you. I mean, LG's one day, adult males engaging in intercourse the next... That just doesn't correspond to any real-world kink.
11. 2019-02-14 at 4:45 AM UTC in Is there any drug you'd fellate for?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by ohfralala I'd fellate for fellatio.

    
    Not totally sure how that would work...
    
    I suppose a strap on could be incorporated.
    
    Actually, this legit reminds me of this dude I once knew who was so addicted to blowjobs that I actually could totally have seen him sucking a dick for the money to get a blowjob. It got so bad that he would borrow money from hookers with whom he was a regular... Like, borrowing money from hookers to pay hookers for a BJ. It was some next level shit.
12. 2019-02-14 at 4:41 AM UTC in We have a moral obligation to stop beating meat
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by mmQ If paper rock scissors could be changed into circles triangle square there never be a winner but ar rhe end of the day whatever you do I can always put a bigger circle around it. And yes you can box and triangle them in. But fuck you because circles have pi related to them so they win for that reason THAAAANANK you No more arguement needed end thread

    
    But every possible section of a circle is represented, ultimately, by triangles. Pi is defined in relation to triangles.
    
    We're worshiping the same God here... Circles, triangles... It's all geometry.
    
    Praise Geometry, oh holy science of shapes.
13. 2019-02-14 at 4:38 AM UTC in U ever engaged with anyone?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by mmQ Probably because you're predestined to want one what with the brain you have and you never had a choice otherwise etc

    
    TFW when biological determinism kicks in and there's no wife to be found...
    
    * intensifies*
14. 2019-02-14 at 4:35 AM UTC in We have a moral obligation to stop beating meat
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny so what, to be taken rectally ?

    
    One must insert two bibles (King James Version) each morning, rectally, without lube (because it decreases absorption rates in the rectum).
15. 2019-02-14 at 4:34 AM UTC in We have a moral obligation to stop beating meat
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by mmQ Circles are everywhere too but. Most seen are the abstract circles but you sont see an abstract circle movement because we dont like to talk about it usually and I am breaking the 4ules whooooops

    
    But trigonometry is the science of circles, explained via triangles...
    
    
16. 2019-02-14 at 4:33 AM UTC in U ever engaged with anyone?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I want a wife tho for some reason.
    
    At least, when I'm drunk I do.
17. 2019-02-14 at 4:31 AM UTC in Is there any drug you'd fellate for?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Oh, and to post something on topic...
    
    Back when I was in the throes of opiate addiction, I would very likely have sucked a dick for heroin. It would have to have been a substantial quantity, because I'm not too keen on sucking dick, but for the right price, yeah, I'd go full Jennifer Connolly (in Requiem for a Dream).
18. 2019-02-14 at 4:30 AM UTC in Is there any drug you'd fellate for?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by tee hee hee Stl, why did you bump this thread?? Is there something you want to share?

    
    It was probably bumped by infinityshock, and then others reply thinking it's a new thread. At least, that's my theory as to why there are suddenly so many 2015 threads at the top of each subforum (and it's kind of infinityshock's MO to bump older threads with Bill Krozby's dick pic).
19. 2019-02-14 at 4:25 AM UTC in U ever engaged with anyone?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    TFW no fiancee.
    
    
20. 2019-02-14 at 4:22 AM UTC in @infinity
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    What can I say? I'm kind of a prude, I guess.