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2019-02-18 at 9:14 PM UTC in Im cut between wanting to punch my probation officer in the face and wanting to fuck herTFW no hot probation officer...
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2019-02-18 at 9:13 PM UTC in to the left to the left
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2019-02-18 at 9:09 PM UTC in laterBut for real, at first I had a gym pass, so I just went to the gym and showered there, like, say, before work and stuff. But then I ended up losing my job shortly after (for unrelated reasons), and started showering less and less because it was kind of a time-consuming hassle.
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2019-02-18 at 9:08 PM UTC in Teachers to use suicide bombs to kill shooters and save rest of students.
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2019-02-18 at 8:44 PM UTC in UnBAn MEfaggot
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2019-02-18 at 8:43 PM UTC in I've come to appreciate Finny over the years.Yeah, what exactly is his endgame here? Let's say Lanny were to unban the original infinityshock account, would we have to see off topic crap posted in every single thread? I mean, even going back to like Summer 2018, not just during the current wave consisting entirely of Bill Krozby's dick pic, I mostly just remember seeing off topic racist rants and requests for nudes in EVERY. DAMN. THREAD.
I straight up don't see the value in that...
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2019-02-18 at 8:36 PM UTC in later
Originally posted by Bill Krozby I will probably make a guest appeareance, but i will admit i kinda felt bad when i made a joke out of gonts living out of their cars (on accident) but i felt immediately bad for calling them losers.
I lived out of a car (Dodge Caravan to be more precise) for close to a year, and I was never particularly sensitive about it. In fact, I would often make jokes about myself living out of a car.
That being said, there are actually lots of benefits to living completely nomadically. While there were certainly shitty parts, there were lots of awesome and fun parts too.
Once you've mastered the skill of finding spots with shade during the day (in Summer time this is absolutely essential), WiFi, and all the nearby amenities, you're fucking set. -
2019-02-18 at 8:32 PM UTC in (Therapeutic Index * Recreational Value) - SideEffects
Originally posted by Rizzo in a box you should try nutmeg
What's with you and the nutmeg?
I might consider it...In July 1989 Devereux took two level teaspoons of ground nutmeg and then went to bed, sprinkling nutmeg essential oil on his pillow and sheets. He began to feel the minor discomforts often associated with nutmeg use - mild nausea, irritation of the skin and so on. When he had been asleep for a few hours he had a dream in which he was travelling down a tunnel and flying at ever increasing speeds. He became fully conscious when in full flight and travelled over a landscape. During the flight he passed close to a tree and snatched at its leaves, feeling 'the pull of the branches and the foliage digging into my hand'. In other words the tactile sense was fully operative. He decided to terminate the journey by retracing his path and arriving back at his starting point, and opened his eyes. His hallucinations were thus both visual and tactile but he experienced no auditory or olfactory sensations during the experience.
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2019-02-18 at 8:28 PM UTC in Age check?
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2019-02-18 at 8:25 PM UTC in When did u last say yolo out loud?
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2019-02-18 at 8:24 PM UTC in When did u last say yolo out loud?Just now.
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2019-02-18 at 8:23 PM UTC in to the left to the leftI could have another you in a minute.
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2019-02-18 at 6:33 PM UTC in It's a good thing tumbleweeds and the sound of crickets is so valuable a commodityTraffic/Bandwidth is another cost issue, though, but that I can't really estimate until the site is up and running for a bit.
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2019-02-18 at 6:32 PM UTC in It's a good thing tumbleweeds and the sound of crickets is so valuable a commodityHoly fuck, cloud storage is SO CHEAP and affordable. WTF? I've never actually looked into it before, but for a STATIC repository it would be literally pennies per month if I'm reading this right (the Totse article archive I have here is under 3 GB).
But then there are some things to take into consideration:
1. I'm still not 100% sure on the logistics of having a CMS on, say, (AWS) Elastic Beanstalk, then hosting the raw data (article title, author, content, etc) on (AWS) S3... It's a technical question that I just have to research because this is somewhat new to me (at least, hosting anything on AWS bigger than a few megabytes).
2. Do we want it to be STATIC? Or should I allow for a new submissions process? That would, however, necessitate some kind of review process (I guess...? I assume somebody reviewed things in some capacity? Even if just to check for spam and straight up illegal content? - which actually kinda makes me want to forgo the whole new submissions functionality, especially right now. That's a lot of responsibility and I have lots on my plate at the moment). -
2019-02-18 at 6:24 PM UTC in It's a good thing tumbleweeds and the sound of crickets is so valuable a commodity
Originally posted by Ghost We need an encyclopedia dramatica page with more degenerate bullshit
https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Niggasin.space
I like this suggestion because I hadn't even considered gaining traffic from already established sites with high already-existing user bases, and encyclopedia dramatica can definitely accomplish that.
Originally posted by Ghost this is a good start
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2019-02-18 at 6:16 PM UTC in It's a good thing tumbleweeds and the sound of crickets is so valuable a commodity
Originally posted by Bologna Nacho What's DH got to do with this?
Oh, I was about to actually list some other potential methods we could use to increase our numbers, such as finding other, similar communities, and dropping hints or something, I dunno. This is the brainstorming phase of this project.
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2019-02-18 at 6:14 PM UTC in I need a gender check on Sophie
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2019-02-18 at 6:14 PM UTC in I need a gender check on Sophie> Believing that gender is a stable trait in 2019.
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2019-02-18 at 6:11 PM UTC in Is there a way to influence the outcome of a fetus genderScary thought, but, if you're the one carrying the fetus, at least, you can get a genetic test done somewhere within the second trimester I believe that will indicate the baby's sex, and then you can decide to abort it there, then just get back to the
drawing boardsex and try again.
I really want to stress that this is NOT A LIFE PRO TIP. This is some psychopathic-level shit. DO NOT DO.
But really, no, at this current time, there's almost certainly no way to accomplish such a task, and, quite honestly, I find that comforting.
