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Posts by gadzooks

  1. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by ECAP Don’t you want to pretend your sad and be e-besties with strangers online?

    Don't talk to strfear announceds.

    strfear announced dfear announced and all that.

    *starts singing "away in a manger"*
  2. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Instigator What is it m89?

    I'll teach you, but I have to charge.

  3. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Grylls everyone who posted above and below me is a faggot
  4. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Fheggawt
  5. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    You gotta work for that shit.

    And not by fencing stolen merchandise.

    You're pretty much stuck with doing something humiliating for the entertainment of the rest of us if you wanna earn a fast buck.

    Somebody else in here, suggest something that Fona can do that would entertain us all, and I'll send him $20.

    $68 + $20 can at least get you a few 40oz bottles of malt liquor and a gram of blow (or at least it could back in my day... dunno anymore).
  6. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by -mal- You should get better jobs that don’t make you work on Saturday.

    I have to admit, I had the exact same thought initially.

    But then I remembered that firefighters and paramedics (and so on) are a thing, so I didn't end up posting it.
  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by ALTemio sanchez ITT: Butthurt faggots.

    Faggot.
  8. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Ghost You talk about off topic posters like william bill Bill Krozbybybybyby or infinityshock who get banned constantly for posting "off topic" or "wrong forum" but Captain faggot and triple G the bitch are the biggest off topic posters around, constantly posting useless shit in every thread and they never get banned for it because they are lannys henchmen and suck his dick.

    For what it's worth, I agree that there are a lot of imperfect posters here (posting off-topic BS, etc), but they also occasionally post things of quality. §m£ÂgØL/GGG does that stupid auto-completion thing here and there, and it annoys me too! But he GENERALLY posts things worth reading. And the same goes with you. I don't like every single post you make, but on the whole, you can be a very decent contribution around here.

    I have NEVER, IN MY ENTIRE TIME HERE, seen a SINGLE post from infinityshock that was relevant to the thread he was posting in.

    I'm not going to sit here and try to convince you to stay if you are intent on leaving.

    But if you consider me some kind of rival simply because I agree with Lanny's decision to ban infinityshock, then whatever... Not much I can do about that, is there?

    But just don't leave thinking that I ever harbored any animosity towards you. You can dislike me if you want, but I don't dislike you.
  9. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    😟
  10. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Turns out I dont even have a cedit card.
    But I do have $68

    And I know how you can have a good time and actually GO UP BY ONE...

    Originally posted by gadzooks I have no idea who "Slaynk" is, and thus am not aware of their biological sex, but one foolproof solution…

    If it's a dude, suck each other's dicks (cost: $0.00).
    If it's a chick, attach strap-on first, then such each other's dicks (cost: $0.00).
  11. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by ECAP Walmart



    Lol

    From the Halloween costumes aisle.
  12. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by ECAP Amazon.com?

    I don't remember noting any particular insignia on the box.

    But that would be hilarious if that's where they came from.
  13. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by ECAP Ask her to bathe first

    Maybe I enjoy her pungent aromas...
  14. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm gadzooks give me ur tax refund & we can talk every day about whether or not we are compatible as friends.

    I've already got a list of drugs to buy on deep web markets the day it comes in.

    Like 90% of it is already spent, essentially.
  15. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by ECAP He was wearing army gear he got at the thrift store saying something about the navy

    HOLY FUCK those military fatigues were actually store-bought?

    I remember the thread where he put them on.

    Actually, they came in the mail.

    I was actually in tinybltc at the time and watched the initial unboxing of that uniform.
  16. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by ECAP I don’t think his mom would let him go tho

    If I go down on her next time instead of just having her suck my dick like every other night, she'll do what I say.
  17. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    This is the misfit house.

    Everyone here is flawed.

    Some WAY more than others, of course.

    We all differ in a matter of degree, not kind.
  18. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by ECAP Come over to your kkk thread so we can laugh directly at you

    I would pay him if he snuck a video camera into a KKK rally under his robe or some shit and then came back and posted videos for maximum lulz.
  19. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Give me money and i give you candyrein nudes.

    1. I don't need "nudes". The Internet is like 99% porn.
    2. I don't want nudes of CandyRein that she might have given you in confidence. That ain't right.
    3. Why in the world would I pay for naked pics of anyone? (See #1 again).
  20. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    The only spirits I drink without any kind of mix/chase is scotch, and even then, I usually put a little bit of club soda into it (read: carbonated water).

    If it's single malt, and aged enough, I don't really need the club soda, but I usually add a bit anyway.
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