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HELP! Slaynk wants to hang out but we are both broke as fuck and I can not find my credit card.

  1. #21
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by ECAP Ask her to bathe first

    Maybe I enjoy her pungent aromas...
  2. #22
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by ECAP Ask her to bathe first

    Lol
  3. #23
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Turns out I dont even have a cedit card.
    But I do have $68
  4. #24
    Technologist victim of incest
    What cha gonna do with 68 bucks?
  5. #25
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Turns out I dont even have a cedit card.
    But I do have $68

    And I know how you can have a good time and actually GO UP BY ONE...

    Originally posted by gadzooks I have no idea who "Slaynk" is, and thus am not aware of their biological sex, but one foolproof solution…

    If it's a dude, suck each other's dicks (cost: $0.00).
    If it's a chick, attach strap-on first, then such each other's dicks (cost: $0.00).
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. #26
    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Turns out I dont even have a cedit card.
    But I do have $68

    69 with a guy??
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