Posts by gadzooks

1. 2019-02-23 at 10:19 PM UTC in Official HB racism thread
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Bologna Nacho She says hi.

   
   
2. 2019-02-23 at 10:18 PM UTC in An announcement
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
3. 2019-02-23 at 10:17 PM UTC in What alt account is toothless joe under?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Wait, is he actually still around?
   
   I ain't seen that name in like a decade.
4. 2019-02-23 at 10:17 PM UTC in What alt account is toothless joe under?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   denturedjoe
5. 2019-02-23 at 10:03 PM UTC in Official HB racism thread
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Octavian Cream pies everyday. What happened?

   
   Just about.
   
   She dumped me on Christmas eve of 2005.
   
   I was in the middle of packing things up before becoming officially homeless, and she dropped by to dump me.
   
   It was a pretty rough Christmas, not gonna lie.
   
   I don't hate her though. She's good people.
   
   I've seen friends in various relationships that just looked absolutely horrible... Their girlfriends act like they have the authority of a parent/guardian, dictating when they can go out and who they can see.
   
   She never did any of that with me.
6. 2019-02-23 at 10:01 PM UTC in Official HB racism thread
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I'm apparently terrible at SUSTAINING relationships, but I have had plenty of sexual encounters since her.
   
   BUT, truth be told, she was my last long-term relationship.
   
   Almost 15 years...
   
   Damn, that's brutal.
7. 2019-02-23 at 9:59 PM UTC in Official HB racism thread
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Technologist How long ago was that Gad? You look awfully young and pretty buzzed. She’s very pretty😍

   
   It was, sadly, almost 15 years ago.
   
   2005 to be exact.
8. 2019-02-23 at 9:55 PM UTC in Official HB racism thread
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   
   
   There's another one.
   
   Nostalgia and shit, yo...
   
   😢
9. 2019-02-23 at 9:50 PM UTC in How long ago did you last get paid?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Grylls

   
   It's okay.
   
   People will post here anyway.
   
   I've already done so like twice or more (can't tell, lost count).
10. 2019-02-23 at 9:48 PM UTC in Slaynk and I need money for party please send money
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Bologna Nacho How can I send you money without your social security number?

    
    And banking info, including passwords and mother's maiden name.
11. 2019-02-23 at 9:47 PM UTC in The Day Drinking Thread
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Solstice 10 days for a fifth is nothing. I can do that in 2-3 nights of casual drinking.

    
    Pussies all around... That's a single, TYPICAL, night for me.
    
    (Half kidding... in the sense I'm not trying to start a dick measuring contest here... I usually "only" drink like 300-400ml of spirits, but some nights I will reach near, and even less frequently but occasionally, fully 750ml / a "fifth.")
12. 2019-02-23 at 9:42 PM UTC in Official HB racism thread
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed Do you even lift?

    
    I did occasionally...
    
    Not enough to accumulate mass, though, apparently.
13. 2019-02-23 at 9:40 PM UTC in How long ago did you last get paid?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Grylls Was yesterday for me but i lost it all gambling

    
    Clone thread in an INappropriate topical subforum...
    
    That's a class I misdemeanor, brah.
    
    EDIT: Added the "IN".
14. 2019-02-23 at 9:38 PM UTC in Official HB racism thread
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    
    
    That's us.
    
    Long time ago, though.
    
    
15. 2019-02-23 at 9:36 PM UTC in Official HB racism thread
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    My ex gf from many years back was (wait, IS) half black.
    
    Despite what the folks over at Stormfront and the like might tell you, there is absolutely nothing wrong with mixing things up here and again.
16. 2019-02-23 at 9:30 PM UTC in Slaynk and I need money for party please send money
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Fonaplats Someone owes me some fucking monies

    
    Reparations...?
17. 2019-02-23 at 9:30 PM UTC in Who doesn't enjoy a nice, relaxing day of dog toss on a Sunday afternoon?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Technologist Yes, I was trying to post an image. I have no problems with video, but I must be copying the image wrong.
    
    So I take it I have to copy the url, not the link? Then I add jpg at the end? I’m cornfused.

    
    Unfortunately, it depends on a lot of different things that are difficult to codify into any kind of replicable procedure.
    
    Some image hosting sites, like tenor.com for animated gifs, are armed to the teeth with mechanisms to prevent you from being able to point directly to the actual image itself.
    
    It just depends on where the image is hosted, ultimately.
18. 2019-02-23 at 9:27 PM UTC in Who doesn't enjoy a nice, relaxing day of dog toss on a Sunday afternoon?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny proof that liberals have less in knowledge and lower in iq than the average.

    
    Because ability to post something on a message board is the all-determining litmus test of intelligence...
    
    
19. 2019-02-23 at 9:25 PM UTC in Slaynk and I need money for party please send money
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Nooo, nooo... Not quite like that.
    
    Someone else has to come up with the idea (it can't be you or me).
    
    And it doesn't have to be sexual or painful or anything like that.
    
    Just something that will entertain the masses (or is that the kind of thing the masses call entertainment these days?).
20. 2019-02-23 at 9:23 PM UTC in How long ago did you last get laid?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    This being an Internet forum and all, I doubt the responses here will be accurate enough for research publication.
    
    But I'm curious to know what the general bedroom situation is for most people here.
    
    Admittedly, for me, it's been almost exactly a year.
    
    My roommate and I were drunk and just thought "meh, why not?"