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Posts by gadzooks

  1. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by ECAP Fona accidentally enlisted in the kkk

    Are you sure it was accidental?
  2. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by DietPiano Do they make carbonated hard liquor? If they don't, they need to.

    I kind of dislike how hard alc tastes like it should be carbonated but isn't. Mixing it with pop helps, but not enough. Then it tastes like pop that went half flat.

    Hmm...

    I have a Soda Stream thingy that carbonates water... I suppose I could try carbonating, say, vodka...

    I don't have any vodka though.

    But now I'm pretty curious to see if it'll work.
  3. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I have actually organized at least one Totse meet up.

    And have met like a dozen other members solo. If they happened to live in whatever city I was living in at the time, why not?
  4. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    What is this thread even about?

    I'm confused.

  5. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Grylls you should all get jobs like normal people

    You should try varying your posts from time to time.
  6. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by ECAP You might know it as cream soda


    Okay that makes sense.

    I definitely know the flavor of vanilla soda.
  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Nil Yeah… most of my posts are 1 sentence low effort bullshit, I'm like background noise.

    I recognize your name to some extent, though.

    That's something.

    At the end of the day, it really should be quality over quantity.

    But when I'm drinking (which is often), I have to post constantly, thus, in turn, diluting whatever quality I may exhibit in more thoughtful posts.

    Meh, it's the way of the road; the way shit goes.
  8. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by ECAP Fireball and vanilla soda

    I don't even know what vanilla soda is, but I imagine that particular mixture works out well.

    I tried root beer Schnapp's the other day for the first time...

    When cold, it tastes almost EXACTLY like actual root beer, but has a 20% alcohol content.

    I mean, you're still kind of aware it's liquor because it has a bit of an alcohol-like after taste to it.

    But I imagine if you were to mix it with just a little bit of regular root beer, it would reach dangerous levels regarding the "tastes good" vs "gets you drunk" trade-off.
  9. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Nil gib money

    Okay, easy now.

    I'm not an ATM. I'm living on employment insurance and a (pending) somewhat substantial tax return right now.

    But, if I interact with someone on here enough, I consider them a friend... of sorts.

    And friends lend each other money when they're down and out.

    But there are two criteria that must be satisfied first:
    1. Do I interact with them on a daily, or near daily, basis (Fona kinda... you, I recognize your username and all, but not to the same degree).
    2. Are they decent people (Fona is a dick more often than not. You seem alright from what I can gather. But further observation is required).

    If I had infinite monies, I could be way less discrete.

    But I don't have infinite monies. :(

    At least, not yet.
  10. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    OH DAMN... Were we gonna turn this into a trollface spinoff meme faces thread?

    I broke the combo.

  11. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Actually to be totally honest, I never really put much thought into this question. But I imagine there's some kind of inexpensive heat sensor.

    Does it give the precision of actual degrees? Or does it just say "hot, hotter, too hot" kinda thing?

    There might even be a thermometer in there. They aren't all glass tubes with mercury in them.

    I have an infrared "point-and-shoot" thermometer, for example.
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  13. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I love that part.

    Also, where THE FUCK are our hoverboards?

    It's almost FIVE YEARS after the fact.



    #hoverboardsby2020
  14. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I have no idea who "Slaynk" is, and thus am not aware of their biological sex, but one foolproof solution...

    If it's a dude, suck each other's dicks (cost: $0.00).
    If it's a chick, attach strap-on first, then such each other's dicks (cost: $0.00).
  15. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    If you weren't such a dick all the time, I might have just loaned you some money.

    See, there... Right there I just proved why it's actually prudent to be nice to people instead of defaulting to ANNOUNCED FEAR.
  16. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    What movie is that from?

    If you copy the phrase into google to find the answer, you will upset the Internet gods and be punished with over a thousand spam e-mails every day in your inbox.
  17. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats The thread is titled "Can not we all just… get along?"
    This is what OP wished for.
    That and 9/11

    Yeah, 9/11 was a peace-keeping mission.

  18. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Instigator What is it m89?

    1. Extend right forearm at a 90 degree angle.
    2. Straighten your fingers, but keep them together.
    3. Allow the palm side of your hand to connect with the palm side of the other person's hand.
    4. Grip the other person's hand while they grip yours, but not too hard, and also not too softly.
    5a. Make a quick down-and-up motion with your hand and the other person's hand.
    5b. Also be sure to make eye contact and smile.
    5c. (Optional) Exchange some kind of brief verbal greeting.
    6. Lower hand and release your grip.
    7. Return your hand to your side.
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  20. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Yes.
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