HELP! Slaynk wants to hang out but we are both broke as fuck and I can not find my credit card.

1. 2019-02-23 at 7:19 PM UTC

   #1
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   I need some ideas.
   So far we have:
   -bowling (but my shoulder is fucked from falling off the vending machine at work)
   -kush
   -maybe lighting a thrift store on fire.
2. 2019-02-23 at 7:22 PM UTC

   #2
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   If you weren't such a dick all the time, I might have just loaned you some money.
   
   See, there... Right there I just proved why it's actually prudent to be nice to people instead of defaulting to ANNOUNCED FEAR.
3. 2019-02-23 at 7:23 PM UTC

   #3
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   we should get jobs like normal people
4. 2019-02-23 at 7:25 PM UTC

   #4
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I have no idea who "Slaynk" is, and thus am not aware of their biological sex, but one foolproof solution...
   
   If it's a dude, suck each other's dicks (cost: $0.00).
   If it's a chick, attach strap-on first, then such each other's dicks (cost: $0.00).
5. 2019-02-23 at 7:30 PM UTC

   #5
   Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]

   Originally posted by gadzooks If you weren't such a dick all the time, I might have just loaned you some money.

   
   gib money
6. 2019-02-23 at 7:32 PM UTC

   #6
   

   ECAP Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Grylls we should get jobs like normal people

   
   Fuck that shit
7. 2019-02-23 at 7:34 PM UTC

   #7
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Nil gib money

   
   Okay, easy now.
   
   I'm not an ATM. I'm living on employment insurance and a (pending) somewhat substantial tax return right now.
   
   But, if I interact with someone on here enough, I consider them a friend... of sorts.
   
   And friends lend each other money when they're down and out.
   
   But there are two criteria that must be satisfied first:
   1. Do I interact with them on a daily, or near daily, basis (Fona kinda... you, I recognize your username and all, but not to the same degree).
   2. Are they decent people (Fona is a dick more often than not. You seem alright from what I can gather. But further observation is required).
   
   If I had infinite monies, I could be way less discrete.
   
   But I don't have infinite monies. :(
   
   At least, not yet.
8. 2019-02-23 at 7:41 PM UTC

   #8
   Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]

   Originally posted by gadzooks (Fona kinda… you, I recognize your username and all, but not to the same degree).

   
   Yeah... most of my posts are 1 sentence low effort bullshit, I'm like background noise.
9. 2019-02-23 at 7:46 PM UTC

   #9
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Nil Yeah… most of my posts are 1 sentence low effort bullshit, I'm like background noise.

   
   I recognize your name to some extent, though.
   
   That's something.
   
   At the end of the day, it really should be quality over quantity.
   
   But when I'm drinking (which is often), I have to post constantly, thus, in turn, diluting whatever quality I may exhibit in more thoughtful posts.
   
   Meh, it's the way of the road; the way shit goes.
10. 2019-02-23 at 7:47 PM UTC

    #10
    

    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Give me money and i give you candyrein nudes.
11. 2019-02-23 at 7:56 PM UTC

    #11
    

    ECAP Tuskegee Airman
    Come over to your kkk thread so we can laugh directly at you
12. 2019-02-23 at 8 PM UTC

    #12
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Fonaplats Give me money and i give you candyrein nudes.

    
    1. I don't need "nudes". The Internet is like 99% porn.
    2. I don't want nudes of CandyRein that she might have given you in confidence. That ain't right.
    3. Why in the world would I pay for naked pics of anyone? (See #1 again).
13. 2019-02-23 at 8:01 PM UTC

    #13
    

    ECAP Tuskegee Airman
    Candy gave him nothing
    
    Just like every other woman he’s ever met
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14. 2019-02-23 at 8:01 PM UTC

    #14
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by ECAP Come over to your kkk thread so we can laugh directly at you

    
    I would pay him if he snuck a video camera into a KKK rally under his robe or some shit and then came back and posted videos for maximum lulz.
15. 2019-02-23 at 8:03 PM UTC

    #15
    

    ECAP Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by gadzooks I would pay him if he snuck a video camera into a KKK rally under his robe or some shit and then came back and posted videos for maximum lulz.

    
    I don’t think his mom would let him go tho
16. 2019-02-23 at 8:04 PM UTC

    #16
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]

    Originally posted by ECAP Candy gave him nothing
    
    Just like every other woman he’s ever met

    
    
    There's a clever std joke in here somewhere.
17. 2019-02-23 at 8:04 PM UTC

    #17
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by ECAP I don’t think his mom would let him go tho

    
    If I go down on her next time instead of just having her suck my dick like every other night, she'll do what I say.
18. 2019-02-23 at 8:05 PM UTC

    #18
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    gadzooks give me ur tax refund & we can talk every day about whether or not we are compatible as friends.
19. 2019-02-23 at 8:07 PM UTC

    #19
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by DontTellEm gadzooks give me ur tax refund & we can talk every day about whether or not we are compatible as friends.

    
    I've already got a list of drugs to buy on deep web markets the day it comes in.
    
    Like 90% of it is already spent, essentially.
20. 2019-02-23 at 8:08 PM UTC

    #20
    

    ECAP Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by gadzooks If I go down on her next time instead of just having her suck my dick like every other night, she'll do what I say.

    
    Ask her to bathe first
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