Slaynk and I need money for party please send money

1. 2019-02-23 at 9:02 PM UTC

   #1
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   We wanna get really drunk and high and then go kick in someones door (probably either Red's or 4j's
   Anyways...
   Gofundme is stupid so just send it directly to me and I will in exchange send you some shit I steal from work along with an autographed Polaroid of one of my shits.
   Find a way
   Any way
   Just get us some cash.
   or drugs...
   PM me if u can help.
2. 2019-02-23 at 9:05 PM UTC

   #2
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   You gotta work for that shit.
   
   And not by fencing stolen merchandise.
   
   You're pretty much stuck with doing something humiliating for the entertainment of the rest of us if you wanna earn a fast buck.
   
   Somebody else in here, suggest something that Fona can do that would entertain us all, and I'll send him $20.
   
   $68 + $20 can at least get you a few 40oz bottles of malt liquor and a gram of blow (or at least it could back in my day... dunno anymore).
3. 2019-02-23 at 9:24 PM UTC

   #3
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

   Originally posted by gadzooks You gotta work for that shit.
   
   And not by fencing stolen merchandise.
   
   You're pretty much stuck with doing something humiliating for the entertainment of the rest of us if you wanna earn a fast buck.
   
   Somebody else in here, suggest something that Fona can do that would entertain us all, and I'll send him $20.
   
   $68 + $20 can at least get you a few 40oz bottles of malt liquor and a gram of blow (or at least it could back in my day… dunno anymore).

   
   Want to see me stick the vibrating Gillette razor handle up my ass?
   You know...
   Toxic-masculinity
4. 2019-02-23 at 9:25 PM UTC

   #4
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Nooo, nooo... Not quite like that.
   
   Someone else has to come up with the idea (it can't be you or me).
   
   And it doesn't have to be sexual or painful or anything like that.
   
   Just something that will entertain the masses (or is that the kind of thing the masses call entertainment these days?).
5. 2019-02-23 at 9:28 PM UTC

   #5
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   Someone owes me some fucking monies
6. 2019-02-23 at 9:30 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Fonaplats Someone owes me some fucking monies

   
   Reparations...?
7. 2019-02-23 at 9:46 PM UTC

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   Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
   How can I send you money without your social security number?
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • gadzooks
8. 2019-02-23 at 9:48 PM UTC

   #8
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Bologna Nacho How can I send you money without your social security number?

   
   And banking info, including passwords and mother's maiden name.