Posts by gadzooks

1. 2019-03-07 at 9:48 AM UTC in I want DontTellEm to pounce and sit on my face
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   My personal policy is to not get aroused by the wimminz around here because I have no idea what they look like, how old they are, and, not to mention, if they even are legitimate women.
2. 2019-03-07 at 9:46 AM UTC in I want DontTellEm to pounce and sit on my face
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   All in all, a surprisingly typical NiS thread.
3. 2019-03-07 at 9:45 AM UTC in I want DontTellEm to pounce and sit on my face
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by mmQ Use your imagination. What do you see?

   
   An itemized list:
   1. Requests for face sitting (for money).
   2. Some "#metoo" talk.
   3. A bunch of uses of the word "nigger".
   4. Some casual misogyny.
   5. More racism.
   6. "A/S/L".
   7. Something I can't even wrap my head around right now: "Well then let him fuck some dude pretending to be a chick on the internet who is really a chick that wants to be a dude in real life."
   8. Back to N-word etiquette.
   
   And that brings us to about here.
4. 2019-03-07 at 9:42 AM UTC in I want DontTellEm to pounce and sit on my face
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
5. 2019-03-07 at 9:41 AM UTC in I want DontTellEm to pounce and sit on my face
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   This is a lot of posts centering around one bloke trynna get a random older lady to pounce on him for sexual reasons.
6. 2019-03-07 at 9:40 AM UTC in Big Dick Suck Match
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Methuselah SHARP is an asshole, he banned me once

   
   Really? What for?
   
   I mostly remember him for the spiders.
7. 2019-03-07 at 9:39 AM UTC in Isolation becomes more attractive everyday.
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Colons are for shitting out of, not for using in usernames.
8. 2019-03-07 at 9:38 AM UTC in Job interview in an hour
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Why not take the interview?
   
   Like you said, for one thing, you gain experience.
   
   But also, it's a backup option just in case.
9. 2019-03-07 at 9:37 AM UTC in TAX RETURN IN TAX RETURN IN MOTHERFUCKERS FUCK YES
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed Bitcoin + HODL

   
   I've never held onto Bitcoin for longer than ~15-20 minutes.
10. 2019-03-07 at 9:36 AM UTC in TAX RETURN IN TAX RETURN IN MOTHERFUCKERS FUCK YES
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Methuselah That’s a nice little system, way better than the welfare shit we got in the states. Or do you have that up there as well?
    
    Is EI optional or does everyone pay into it?

    
    We also have welfare as well.
    
    E.I. is different from welfare as it's a form of insurance. I paid hundreds (maybe thousands? not totally sure) of dollars towards it, and now I can make a claim because I got laid off.
    
    But just like any form of insurance, you get more back than you paid, but that's only because most people don't get laid off all the time.
    
    This is probably the first time in my life I've been officially laid off.
    
    I've quit, been fired, completely stopped going and ignored all phone calls from the company, etc...
    
    But laid off, that's new to me.
11. 2019-03-07 at 9:25 AM UTC in Lotus
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Methuselah Zup fona, did u rape kinkou yet

    
    He's in the "military" now.
    
    An official soldier of misfortune.
12. 2019-03-07 at 9:25 AM UTC in I have about a terabyte of porn
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Damn, and I thought my ~500gb was a lot.
    
    Y'all motherfuckers need Jesus.
13. 2019-03-07 at 9:23 AM UTC in Lotus
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I used to go to a nightclub called Lotus.
    
    I even got laid there once.
14. 2019-03-07 at 9:22 AM UTC in Everyone Agrees with this, right?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by mmQ i posted a naked babby with a big vagina in a politks thread. yes. i am intoxicated m8.

    
    Beender, dundat.
    
    (Well, maybe not EXACTLY that scenario, but probably something similar at some point).
15. 2019-03-07 at 9:20 AM UTC in TAX RETURN IN TAX RETURN IN MOTHERFUCKERS FUCK YES
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Methuselah What’s EI?
    
    Also what was your job before?

    
    E.I. stands for Employment Insurance in Canada.
    
    Basically, I paid biweekly premiums with each paycheck towards an insurance pool that pays out if I get laid off (doesn't typically apply when one quits or gets fired).
    
    Job before was software developer.
16. 2019-03-07 at 9:19 AM UTC in Isolation becomes more attractive everyday.
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Metaphor-rich parable?
    
    Or poorly spelled factual statement?
17. 2019-03-07 at 9:17 AM UTC in TAX RETURN IN TAX RETURN IN MOTHERFUCKERS FUCK YES
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Methuselah don’t buy drugs

    
    Que?
    
    I don't understand that phrase.
18. 2019-03-07 at 9:16 AM UTC in TAX RETURN IN TAX RETURN IN MOTHERFUCKERS FUCK YES
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Nil Travel? don't you work remotely anyway.

    
    I'm laid off right now (as of like a few weeks ago).
    
    Severance pay ran out, but tax refund came to the rescue.
    
    Plus there's EI (which started next week).
    
    I may just take a whole damn year off.
19. 2019-03-07 at 9:15 AM UTC in TAX RETURN IN TAX RETURN IN MOTHERFUCKERS FUCK YES
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I been F5ing my online banking page every minute for hours.
    
    
20. 2019-03-07 at 9:15 AM UTC in TAX RETURN IN TAX RETURN IN MOTHERFUCKERS FUCK YES
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Methuselah I already got mines like a month an a half ago.
    
    Buy 1 BTC with it

    
    I'm putting aside about a third of it for BTC.
    
    So I can buy drugs with said BTC.