TAX RETURN IN TAX RETURN IN MOTHERFUCKERS FUCK YES

1. 2019-03-07 at 9:13 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I looooooooooooooooove money.
   
   What should I do?
   
   Invest that shit?
   Put it into my savings account for a rainy day?
   Blow it all on hookers and drugs?
   Give it to charity?
   
   FUCK I wanna do something... Everythings closed right now tho FUCK.
   
   $3,000 just sitting there like I'm fucking grounded.
2. 2019-03-07 at 9:14 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Can't even buy liquor.
   
   #JustCanadianThings
3. 2019-03-07 at 9:14 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I already got mines like a month an a half ago.
   
   Buy 1 BTC with it
4. 2019-03-07 at 9:14 AM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Don’t give it to “charity”, what are you some kind of socialist
5. 2019-03-07 at 9:15 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Methuselah I already got mines like a month an a half ago.
   
   Buy 1 BTC with it

   
   I'm putting aside about a third of it for BTC.
   
   So I can buy drugs with said BTC.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed
6. 2019-03-07 at 9:15 AM UTC

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   Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
   Travel? don't you work remotely anyway.
7. 2019-03-07 at 9:15 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I been F5ing my online banking page every minute for hours.
   
   
8. 2019-03-07 at 9:16 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   If you don’t buy drugs with it and just wait like 10 years, it’ll be worth one million US dollars
9. 2019-03-07 at 9:16 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Nil Travel? don't you work remotely anyway.

   
   I'm laid off right now (as of like a few weeks ago).
   
   Severance pay ran out, but tax refund came to the rescue.
   
   Plus there's EI (which started next week).
   
   I may just take a whole damn year off.
10. 2019-03-07 at 9:17 AM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Methuselah don’t buy drugs

    
    Que?
    
    I don't understand that phrase.
11. 2019-03-07 at 9:18 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    What’s EI?
    
    Also what was your job before?
12. 2019-03-07 at 9:19 AM UTC

    #12
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    just say no
13. 2019-03-07 at 9:20 AM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Methuselah What’s EI?
    
    Also what was your job before?

    
    E.I. stands for Employment Insurance in Canada.
    
    Basically, I paid biweekly premiums with each paycheck towards an insurance pool that pays out if I get laid off (doesn't typically apply when one quits or gets fired).
    
    Job before was software developer.
14. 2019-03-07 at 9:21 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by gadzooks E.I. stands for Employment Insurance in Canada.
    
    Basically, I paid biweekly premiums with each paycheck towards an insurance pool that pays out if I get laid off (doesn't typically apply when one quits or gets fired).
    
    Job before was software developer.

    
    That’s a nice little system, way better than the welfare shit we got in the states. Or do you have that up there as well?
    
    Is EI optional or does everyone pay into it?
15. 2019-03-07 at 9:22 AM UTC

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    Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed African Astronaut [my no haunted nonbeing]
    Bitcoin + HODL
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • The Self Taught Man
16. 2019-03-07 at 9:22 AM UTC

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    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]

    Originally posted by Methuselah Is it optional or does everyone pay into it?

    
    Paying the government is always optional.
17. 2019-03-07 at 9:24 AM UTC

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    Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed African Astronaut [my no haunted nonbeing]
    I did this thread backwards.
    
    I posted first, then read backwards through the replies.
    
    And no one can stop me.
18. 2019-03-07 at 9:25 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Nil Paying the government is always optional.

    
    It is???? Wtf have I been doing with my life
19. 2019-03-07 at 9:36 AM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Methuselah That’s a nice little system, way better than the welfare shit we got in the states. Or do you have that up there as well?
    
    Is EI optional or does everyone pay into it?

    
    We also have welfare as well.
    
    E.I. is different from welfare as it's a form of insurance. I paid hundreds (maybe thousands? not totally sure) of dollars towards it, and now I can make a claim because I got laid off.
    
    But just like any form of insurance, you get more back than you paid, but that's only because most people don't get laid off all the time.
    
    This is probably the first time in my life I've been officially laid off.
    
    I've quit, been fired, completely stopped going and ignored all phone calls from the company, etc...
    
    But laid off, that's new to me.
20. 2019-03-07 at 9:37 AM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed Bitcoin + HODL

    
    I've never held onto Bitcoin for longer than ~15-20 minutes.