Posts by gadzooks

1. 2019-03-07 at 11:57 PM UTC in (Respecfully) Fuck this venue
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by mmQ Around here they're called Merry Maids

   
   How much does that kinda thing cost?
2. 2019-03-07 at 11:55 PM UTC in (Respecfully) Fuck this venue
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Were do I find a 🐦 that will clean for me?
   
   Bonus if we also get to fuck too.
3. 2019-03-07 at 11:44 PM UTC in (Respecfully) Fuck this venue
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Grylls you should get a bird to do the cleaning

   
   What kind of bird helps with cleaning...?
   
   
4. 2019-03-07 at 10:47 PM UTC in (Respecfully) Fuck this venue
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by ohfralala Fine. I will just do these jumping jacks by myself.
   
   -_-

   
   I'll do a few here and there while I'm cleaning.
   
   But I took a break from cleaning to do some budgeting/accounting and financial planning.
   
   From here on out, it's maximum productivity.
   
   Freedom 35 gives me only ~6 more months to achieve retirement (lol.......).
5. 2019-03-07 at 10:41 PM UTC in (Respecfully) Fuck this venue
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I've eaten only fruit so far today, and am just gonna have some lean chicken with brocolli for dinner.
   
   This past few weeks I ended up calling either Skip the Dishes or a pizza delivery place EVERY SINGLE DAY.
   
   I'm on that shit now though.
6. 2019-03-07 at 10:39 PM UTC in (Respecfully) Fuck this venue
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by ohfralala Oh I see I see. Well uh wanna do some jumping jacks?

   
   Not right this second...
   
   I did get around to fixing my stationary bike, tho.
   
   I've been gradually using it more and more.
   
   Fuck, I used to do like 10 miles, 5x days a week on that thing.
   
   Now I get winded after like 2 minutes.
   
   I just gotta keep at it and push through gradually.
7. 2019-03-07 at 10:35 PM UTC in (Respecfully) Fuck this venue
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   My new rule is:
   
   No alcohol (or opiates due to past addiction), but just about anything else is fair game.
   
   I popped a few mg of xanax this morning and just now took a couple tiny bumps of ketamine.
   
   I'm more or less lucid, and am actually getting shit done.
   
   I just really need to cut back on the drinking though (at least for a while).
8. 2019-03-07 at 10:34 PM UTC in (Respecfully) Fuck this venue
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by ohfralala I got laid off once and was out of work for 6 months. I struggled with it a bit but also a part of me secretly enjoyed the shit out of it.
   
   And, in hindsight (this is going to be cliche-sorry) it was the best thing that could have happened bc it inevitably put me in a much better place with my career.
   
   Don’t get too down man. It all comes full circle.

   
   The thing is, I ain't even down about it.
   
   It's actually brimming with silver linings.
   
   But, with all the extra truly free time, I kinda just lapsed a bit into excessive day drinking.
   
   I'm working on that now though.
9. 2019-03-07 at 10:31 PM UTC in (Respecfully) Fuck this venue
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by GGG You got laid off nigga? :(

   
   Yeah, but I got a month of severance pay, left with exemplary references, and now have about a year's worth of employment insurance to tide me over for a bit.
   
   Not a bad outcome, really.
10. 2019-03-07 at 10:30 PM UTC in (Respecfully) Fuck this venue
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Just did a couple bumps of ketamine...
    
    Old habits die hard, I guess.
    
    
11. 2019-03-07 at 8:48 PM UTC in (Respecfully) Fuck this venue
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    UPDATE: I took a shower and shaved this morning.
    
    That's actually progress, sadly.
    
    I wasn't kidding when I said I started letting myself go after getting laid off.
    
    I also spent a good 15-20 minutes cleaning my kitchen.
    
    I'm off to a good start, I'd say.
12. 2019-03-07 at 7:42 PM UTC in (Respecfully) Fuck this venue
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Archer513 That didn’t last long…

    
    This isn't a standard "So long, and thanks for all the fish" kinda thread.
    
    I'm legit gonna be around, but I'm restricting my time, as well as quarantining myself to certain threads.
    
    And it's all temporary anyway (for exactly how long, dunno yet).
13. 2019-03-07 at 7:21 PM UTC in Greasemonkey Script for Blocking Posts Based on Various Conditions
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed How about some simple if fil+ering.
    
    Like if (post has more than 1 image or has more than 10 newlines) and user is new then block.

    
    Yeah I'm gonna explore play around with a few different conditionals to try and find an optimal setup.
    
    ALSO, I want to allow for user customization for users to be able to adjust various settings... It's basically turning into a full-fledged Firefox Add-On. But that's for a long-term project.
14. 2019-03-07 at 7:18 PM UTC in (Respecfully) Fuck this venue
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I will post in this thread, my Muh Xannies thread, and OCCASIONALLY in other threads if they are super relevant to my current interests.
    
    Also, I will make a post in SG when my Totse project is up and online and ready for viewing.
    
    I'm also timeboxing certain limited segments of the day for checking up on this place.
15. 2019-03-07 at 7:17 PM UTC in (Respecfully) Fuck this venue
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed Yeah you do seem to lack motivation.
    
    Whatever you think will help.

    
    Yeah it definitely a motivation thing.
    
    My productivity levels have been steadily dropping, especially after I got laid off.
    
    I have more time now, so I should only be MORE productive.
16. 2019-03-07 at 7:16 PM UTC in (Respecfully) Fuck this venue
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Archer513 Its been scientifically proven that people that announce to everyone that they’re “changing their life around”
    
    Fail miserably at changing their life around

    
    Challenge accepted!
17. 2019-03-07 at 7:16 PM UTC in (Respecfully) Fuck this venue
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    First off, I want to reiterate that I stated multiple times in the OP that I most assuredly WILL RETURN.
18. 2019-03-07 at 11:33 AM UTC in So what is ur oringinal account name from totse?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    gadzooks since 2004.
19. 2019-03-07 at 11:27 AM UTC in (Respecfully) Fuck this venue
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    This is a quasi-"goodbye" thread.
    
    I need to make some changes, and this seems like the right time to do it (while drunk and on benzos... rational decision making on steroids).
    
    I been getting drunker, broker, fatter, more disheveled and unkempt, and {INSERT-DEROGATORY-SUPERLATIVE-OF-CHOICE} as of late.
    
    And in the words of the dean or whomever from Animal House: "fat, drunk, and stupid are no way to go through life."
    
    I'mma bounce for a bit.
    
    But I might on rare occasion post on my "Muh xannies" thread in HB for casual/occasional updates.
    
    Also, when I finish the Totse text files archive, as well as Panny's and mmQ's word clouds, I will post them shits.
    
    This isn't so much "smell ya later, forever". It's just plain "smell ya later."
    
    I'll come back with drugs, liquor, chicks, and various other provisions when I return.
20. 2019-03-07 at 11:18 AM UTC in Hoe old is ur man?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    48.