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Posts by gadzooks

  1. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ yeah yeah finish your MY WORD CLOUD first . you can't

    I'm literally on the verge of finishing that...

    Ever since I got laid off, though, I've just been drinking myself into a gutter...

    But I will make one for BOTH you and Panny.

    I promised it, that means I'll do it.

    But I need to modify my original script a bit, and I haven't even touched it in months.

    AND, I have to deal with the bandwidth usage issue (I need to basically archive this ENTIRE site).
  2. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I'm actually working on a few different projects that might spice things up around here.

    I'd elaborate but the liquor and benzos are getting the better of me at this point.
  3. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Methuselah I dunno maybe. It’s really boring on here lately with all the randoms that joined during the datehookup exodus (or whatever the fuck that site was called)

    Don't jump so quickly to conclusions.

    They aren't bad company.
  4. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Methuselah And I don’t believe in fate.

    It's not about blindly believing in fate... It's about having a small part of you just kinda nipping at your consciousness from time to time about it.

    My point from the get go was never meant to be explicitly anti-abortion. It was just about, at least for me, it can be kinda surreal to argue in favor of something that would mean you wouldn't be here today.
  5. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Methuselah Fun fact though, the creator of Family Guy, Seth MacFarland really did miss his 9/11 flight because he was too hungover from the night before, and narrowly avoided death. Lol

    I almost referred to that scenario specifically, but decided to withdraw his name because I have no idea how common knowledge that tidbit is.

    But I most certainly had that in mind.
  6. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Methuselah No I really wouldn’t care.

    In the completely impossible scenario you just mentioned, it’s a 50/50 decision with no right or wrong answer. At the time I would have been just a baby with no autonomous consciousness. If she had chosen to kill me instead, then I wouldn’t be here right now to have any feelings about the matter. And the fact that I am here now means I’m the one that survived which would make me grateful, if anything.

    Do you have zero interest in the forces of fate?

    Like, if you had a plane ticket for the flight that hit the towers on 9/11, but missed it because you were too hungover after a spontaneous run in with an old friend resulted in a random night of heavy drinking, you really wouldn't contemplate the significance of that at all?

    That's just absolutely foreign to me.

    I guess we're just different people.
  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ this is the part where I remind you my birthday is april 20th 1984 as though it makes me cooler than I already am

    That is a quite significant date...

    Anniversary of Columbine.
    Hitler's birthday.

    Something else that I forgot........
  8. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Methuselah Why does she look like Rihanna

    Cuz it is.
  9. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Methuselah Would not affect me in any way whatsoever

    Ok, what if your mother told you that you were actually born with a conjoined twin... The doctor asked your mother to choose which child to let live and which to allow to die, and you find out that she chose your twin (to live), but the doctor was dyslexic and ended up saving the wrong one.

    If you seriously tell me that hearing that would just result in a *shrug* "meh, makes no difference", I accuse you RIGHT HERE AND NOW of being disingenuous.
  10. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I wanna play catch and go to Chuck E. Cheese and buy birthday cakes and...

    Wait, maybe I really did dodge a bullet.
  11. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Nil Just cause me to reflect on how unlucky I am.

    :(
  12. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Methuselah I just pull out. And the only time they ever got pregnant was when I actually busted deep inside them

    Right, and those are the scenarios about which I'm curious.
  13. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I mean, let's say that one day your mother just flat out confessed right to you that she "really wanted to have an abortion while she was pregnant with you, but it was illegal and socially unacceptable so I didn't"...

    You're really telling me that wouldn't impact you at least on some level?

    I find that dubious.
  14. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Methuselah Who gives a fuck if you would or wouldn’t be here if something different had happened in the past? Do you realize that for you to have come into existance at all, a single specific sperm cell from the many millions in your dad’s busted nut had to fertilize your mum’s egg? If literally ANYTHING changed in the events leading to your conception, even something minor, then you wouldn’t exist. If your dad had shot his load even 1 second later then you wouldn’t be here. Or if he fucked her missionary instead of doggy style.

    What you’re saying is almost the exact same thing as the argument you mentioned earlier, that you are denying the prospect of life to someone else by not having children. Those children don’t exist yet, so they don’t matter.

    You’re right, if abortions were more widespread a hundred years ago then a lot of us wouldn’t be here. But that doesn’t matter because that’s purely hypothetical. You can’t change the past, only the future.

    Abortions should be legal, and commonplace, and to take it a step further I think also pretty soon we should start enacting population restrictions. Because the way things are heading right now, we’re fucked

    I'm not even disagreeing with the central thesis here.

    It's just, it really does sound funny to hear someone say (like in the pic from the OP): "Chelsea Clinton complains that there was no abortion there for her grandmother."

    That's kind of paradoxical, at least on the surface of it.
  15. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Methuselah If you didn’t even ejaculate then I think it’s safe to say probably nobody got pregnant.

    But maybe you should take some supplements to boost your Low T levels buddy

    I came in some.

    Not all though.

    Also, I've heard precum contains trace amounts of sperm.
  16. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Zanick You'll have to retrace your steps. Call every abortion clinic in every city you or anybody you've met has ever been to and threaten to kill yourself unless they release to you records of the women responsible. If you have a handgun, hold it up to the phone and spin the barrel to frighten them into complying. You can find the confirmed infanticides and accost them, and then follow up with the ones who didn’t and claim their children as your bastards, regardless of whether they actually carry your genetic material. Sell them to princes, pedophiles, and evil hags and make money.

    That's so crazy it just... won't work.

    :(
  17. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Methuselah No it doesn’t, that’s part of the joke

  18. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Well, since it's already commonplace for them to prescribe opiates like Oxycontin to pregnant women and babies, why would the idea of them prescribing alternatives even be relevant? Kind of like discussing the barn doors being open after all the cows already got out, right?

    Well, that's assuming that what you said earlier about kids being prescribed opiates all over the place is even true.

    But your comment here circumvents the underlying issue.

    Let's imagine that no children are being prescribed opiate-based drugs...

    How do you treat their pain?
  19. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Methuselah Also let me ask you this. When you had unprotected sex did you utilize the “pull-out” method?

    No, BUT... I did utilize the "too drunk to finish" method.

    Never intentionally, but liquor will sometimes keep me from potential impregnation.
  20. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Methuselah Send all of your exes a FOIA request for all abortion-related documents

    Brilliant!

    I love it.

    Does it apply to Canadians, tho?
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