gadzooks
Dark Matter
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Ay gurl, just givin' you fair warning... I've got quite the sexual apatite.
gadzooks
Dark Matter
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Aye gurl, what do you say we set a timer, hop into the chambers, and tumble for a bit.
gadzooks
Dark Matter
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Ay gurl, how would you respond if I introduced you to some good old copper-feel?
gadzooks
Dark Matter
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Ay gurl, how about i shale my chalk while you ruby your sandstone?
gadzooks
Dark Matter
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Ay gurl, if I made a request for dat ass, would you granite?
gadzooks
Dark Matter
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Ay gurl, is that a diamond in my pocket, are am I just rock hard to see you?
gadzooks
Dark Matter
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Ay gurl, what's your preference? Stalagmites, stalactites, or doin' it tonight?
gadzooks
Dark Matter
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Ay gurl, wanna check out my rock and mineral collection? I see you, me, and cummingtonite.
gadzooks
Dark Matter
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For real, tho, what's special about it?
What's it's appeal?
gadzooks
Dark Matter
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All I know is that I best be cumming tonight.
2019-03-14 at 6:13 AM UTC
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Those of you with children...
gadzooks
Dark Matter
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All children are accidents.
Some individuals and couples just happen to be deluded enough into thinking of them as a good thing and slapping a fancy label ("family") on it.
gadzooks
Dark Matter
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Why would you want to remember being circumcised???
2019-03-14 at 5:55 AM UTC
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Post your bucket list
gadzooks
Dark Matter
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Oh man, how could I have forgotten...
* I also want to cure at least one seriously prevalent, or seriously horrific, or ideally both, medical disease.
2019-03-14 at 5:49 AM UTC
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Post your bucket list
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Dark Matter
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* To complete and publish a World-renowned doctoral thesis (topic to be determined).
* Synthesize a new psychoactive compound that blows any currently existing drug out of the water.
* Get married (STRONG MAYBE).
* Publish a novel.
* Receive the Nobel prize (category to be determined).
* Achieve an executive position in a multi-billion dollar company (CEO ideally, but CTO would be aight).
* Mescaline.
* DMT.
* Experiment with a whole bunch of drug combinations that I have yet to try (too numerous to list here).
2019-03-14 at 5:17 AM UTC
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Religious experiences?
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Dark Matter
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Mine have all been either:
1. Aesthetic appreciation (think "bag floating in the wind" monologue from American Beauty).
2. Drug induced, usually euphoriant-based drugs moreso than hallucinogens, though.
3. Requited romance. I mean, is there anything more metaphysically significant than feeling a connection between two souls?
2019-03-14 at 5:08 AM UTC
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5th Anniversary
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Dark Matter
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Posting in a cryptic thread.
2019-03-14 at 4:35 AM UTC
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Interesting experience
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Dark Matter
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Oh, and there was this time a friend of mine called up an in-call escort service where these two chicks worked out of an apartment. It was on him, so I said "aight, I suppose I'm down." We each adjourned to separate bedrooms. I was pretty drunk, and not even super into the whole idea, so I had trouble getting any kind of serious erection. The gal was hot... I mean, for $200 an hour, she damn well better be. But instead, after a few minutes of trying to fuck, I gave up, and we just had a drink and talked together for the rest of the duration.