2019-03-14 at 3:31 AM UTC
Ughhu
Tuskegee Airman
[tepidly antiquate my affinity]
I went to 711 for an urgent cat food mission. Outside I saw 2 people separate and one woman walk away, I drove up and asked if she would give me some head for $. She said yes, hopped in and drove to her house a few blocks away. Started to suck then stopped, gave half a hj then asked me how I like to fuck. I got behind her and we started having sex and then she started freaking out that her girlfriend would walk in and I had to go. I pulled out nutted on her carpet and started to leave... but she gave me her # for next time. What an interesting 20 min experience
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2019-03-14 at 3:39 AM UTC
How much money was exchanged
2019-03-14 at 3:42 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Ah, the ol' 7-11 quickie.
2019-03-14 at 3:55 AM UTC
Ughhu
Tuskegee Airman
[tepidly antiquate my affinity]
40. I don’t think it was about the $ for her. She had never had that experience and it was some kind of fantasy.
2019-03-14 at 3:57 AM UTC
Damn this is why I used to always carry a meth pipe with a full bowl so I could trade it for sexual favors
I would give them the pipe.
Unlike some retards I knew that would only let them hit the pipe and demand it back.... lololol enjoy the herpes bro
2019-03-14 at 4:29 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
I have had a few at least tangentially prostitution-related experiences...
I used to sometimes drive for a mobile up/down/side line. It was a pretty busy line, so my friend would answer the calls, and I would drive. Anyway, there was one customer who was a working girl (like 98% percent of the female customers), and she offered a BJ in lieu of cash for a couple points of down and a bit of rock. My friend's girlfriend was actually with us this night for whatever reason, so he arranged for me to get the BJ.
So, I went upstairs, she gets me onto the bed and starts going to town. A few minutes later it's over, and I hand her the drugs.
2019-03-14 at 4:30 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
There have also been some street chicks that I've bought drugs to do with, then we fucked. Some would construe that as prostitution, but, then again, wouldn't all dating thus be considered prostitution.
Instead of buying her dinner, you're buying her drugs. Same difference, really.
2019-03-14 at 4:35 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Oh, and there was this time a friend of mine called up an in-call escort service where these two chicks worked out of an apartment. It was on him, so I said "aight, I suppose I'm down." We each adjourned to separate bedrooms. I was pretty drunk, and not even super into the whole idea, so I had trouble getting any kind of serious erection. The gal was hot... I mean, for $200 an hour, she damn well better be. But instead, after a few minutes of trying to fuck, I gave up, and we just had a drink and talked together for the rest of the duration.
2019-03-14 at 1:07 PM UTC
tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
Lol @nutted on the carpet
2019-03-14 at 7:34 PM UTC
This happened to me once with a mexican lesbian, minus the part about paying money for it. She was begging me to put my dick in her, but her girlfriend called right before I was going to. Good thing too, just because it's a lesbian doesn't mean there are no STDs.
2019-04-02 at 10:40 PM UTC
I can't pay for sex, I got barred from a whore house once for not buying. After I rejected the last slut they all ganged up on me and said I was a pervert. Ha! Me, a pervert.
*points to self*
No wonder so many get fucking murdered, probably deserve it, cunts!
2019-04-02 at 10:46 PM UTC
I guess you are real comfortable with blue balls.
