Posts by gadzooks

1. 2019-03-14 at 9:48 AM UTC in It's a fine day, people look in windows
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   sup
2. 2019-03-14 at 9:47 AM UTC in When you shower do you take the shower head off to wash your balls and ass with it?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Grylls you dont scare me, kid

   
   You will ultimately experience the fear that I can inspire once I summon my spectral army.
3. 2019-03-14 at 9:05 AM UTC in Why don't I remember being circumscribed?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
4. 2019-03-14 at 9:05 AM UTC in Why don't I remember being circumscribed?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   dat social alienation
5. 2019-03-14 at 8:58 AM UTC in Why don't I remember being circumsized?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Grylls do all americans get the snip?
   
   thats fucked up man, you should kill yourselves

   
   Grylls yourself.
6. 2019-03-14 at 8:46 AM UTC in When you shower do you take the shower head off to wash your balls and ass with it?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   THE mother.
   
   Symbol of fertility, nurturing, and care and protection when one is in one's most vulnerable state.
   
   The mother archetype transcends any one individual's direct conception of what exactly constitutes a true mother.
7. 2019-03-14 at 8:26 AM UTC in When you shower do you take the shower head off to wash your balls and ass with it?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Grylls my mother?

   
   Everyone's mother.
   
   The archetypal mother.
   
   The mythico-spiritual mother that watches over every last one of us with the utmost delicate maternal care.
8. 2019-03-14 at 8:24 AM UTC in Gadzooks is a future chemistry professor...
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by WellHung His knowledge will be both theory and practice-based.. he was never the type of guy to forget his drugs on his dresser.👍

   
   My goal is to break scientific frontiers in the merging of chemistry, computer science, molecular biology, and neuroscience.
   
   I stand on the shoulders of giants (the Shulgins, etc).
9. 2019-03-14 at 8:23 AM UTC in It's a fine day, people look in windows
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   TO this day, I thought it was saying "people look in windows."
   
   Kinda gave off some stalkerish vibes all these years.
10. 2019-03-14 at 8:21 AM UTC in It's a fine day, people look in windows
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    They leave their houses, just for a short while.
11. 2019-03-14 at 8:18 AM UTC in I'd love to rape your mother in front of you...
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    On the one hand, I oppose rape.
    On the other hand, though, it'd be cool to have a new sibling.
    
    Well, a new sibling AND aunt/uncle.
12. 2019-03-14 at 8:16 AM UTC in When you shower do you take the shower head off to wash your balls and ass with it?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by gadzooks it would just turn into a manic uncontrollable spraying all over the place

    
    Also describes my evening with your mother last night.
13. 2019-03-14 at 8:15 AM UTC in When you shower do you take the shower head off to wash your balls and ass with it?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    If I were to try removing the shower head inside my shower, it would just turn into a manic uncontrollable spraying all over the place, likely resulting in a flood, and potential domicile-evacuation.
14. 2019-03-14 at 8:10 AM UTC in Why do you aspire to be a nigger, in space?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Because in space, all manner of human imagination can be achieved through sheer dedication of the will.
    
    Maybe we'll discover new life forms? New cures for diseases? New psychoactive drugs that allow us to gaze upon the very face of God?
    
    All matters of melanin-concentration aside, we are on the verge of a brave new world.
    
    Open your hearts and minds to the possibilities!
15. 2019-03-14 at 7:29 AM UTC in Any of you niggas ever hear of cummingtonite?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by GGG Last night at yo mammas house

    
    Wait, my mom is also my ex...?
    
    
    
16. 2019-03-14 at 7:16 AM UTC in Any of you niggas ever hear of cummingtonite?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by GGG I'm imaging a torn up wall, riddled with nail scuffs and partially drilled holes.

    
    When exactly did you meet my ex?
17. 2019-03-14 at 7:15 AM UTC in Those of you with children...
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by GGG Lolwut

    
    I guess I meant more in the sense of unintentional by-products.
    
    Children are basically a life-long hangover resulting from two people caught up in the throes of passion and no longer thinking straight.
18. 2019-03-14 at 7:11 AM UTC in Any of you niggas ever hear of cummingtonite?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by GGG Gadzooks going down the line at the bar and mercilessly hitting on every woman he sees.

    
    If you drill into enough holes, you'll eventually find quality ore.
19. 2019-03-14 at 6:47 AM UTC in Any of you niggas ever hear of cummingtonite?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Ay gurl, you like igneous formations? How about I ignite the volcano in your loins until you straight up sedimentary.
20. 2019-03-14 at 6:44 AM UTC in Any of you niggas ever hear of cummingtonite?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Aye gurl, you like amethyst? Howsabout you spread your legs and I'mma fist.