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  1. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    There have also been some street chicks that I've bought drugs to do with, then we fucked. Some would construe that as prostitution, but, then again, wouldn't all dating thus be considered prostitution.

    Instead of buying her dinner, you're buying her drugs. Same difference, really.
  2. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I have had a few at least tangentially prostitution-related experiences...

    I used to sometimes drive for a mobile up/down/side line. It was a pretty busy line, so my friend would answer the calls, and I would drive. Anyway, there was one customer who was a working girl (like 98% percent of the female customers), and she offered a BJ in lieu of cash for a couple points of down and a bit of rock. My friend's girlfriend was actually with us this night for whatever reason, so he arranged for me to get the BJ.

    So, I went upstairs, she gets me onto the bed and starts going to town. A few minutes later it's over, and I hand her the drugs.
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  4. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Ughhu DUDE!!!!!! You saw necro! I saw him at the commodore long time ago maybe 2009 ish. Fucking dope. What venue was he at in the valley?!

    I listened to all of his shit for soooooo long.

    Yeah, and the funny thing is... I had no idea who was performing when I got there.

    There's literally one single night club in Chilliwack, but it was a Friday and Halloween, so it was pretty damn packed for a small rural town event.

    Once I finally got inside, I immediately recognized his voice rapping (he has kind of a distinct voice).

    I used to listen to a fair bit of Necro back in the day myself.

    I'll always love this one...

  5. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Osama Hiroshima Hitler went to my high school.
  6. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    https://www.theguardian.com/world/2009/jul/21/same-name-couple-facebook-marry

    ^^ A couple with the same first AND last names, even BEFORE they were wed, got married.
  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    They read the instruction manual.
  8. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Ah, the ol' 7-11 quickie.
  9. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mashlehash What do you think about The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints?

    I'm more intrigued by the Church of Latter Saint Days.

    The Church of L.S.D. is quite the congregation.

  10. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    There was this gorgeous gal that worked at my neighbourhood liquor store for a while, and, unfortunately, she had the same name as my sister.

    It was tragic, really.

    I did run into her at a bar once, and then we took the same cab to the only nightclub in town.

    I ended up losing her in the crowd before we even got in (long line up - it was a Halloween event... Necro was performing).

    Haven't seen her since...

  11. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed Jesus prays to God. God prays to me. I don't listen. That's pretty much why nothing gets done.

    I can't attest to any of that...

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed You pray to Jesus.

    I actually pray to FSM (Sauce Be Upon Him).
  12. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Ghost Beleiving in deadly sins is seriously limiting and only the kind of thinking small minded sheep engage in
    I am the true definition of a free spirit, you will never be as free as I am. I am a contradiction to my today, out of place, distant, which I embrace fully. Nietzsche calls this "Pathos of Distance"

    https://muse.jhu.edu/article/178966

    "free spirits are said to possess all the traits Nietzsche praises. Ruth Abbey, for instance, characterizes the values constitutive of free spirithood as "autonomy in thought and action, intellectual strength and daring, desire and ability to pursue the truth, capacity for cruelty and the skills of dialogue."9 While it is true that Nietzsche does suggest that the dialogue is the perfect conversation,10 he nowhere associates skills in dialogue with a free spirit. Instead, the free spirit is strongly associated with isolation, which would tend to preclude conversation, skilful or otherwise."

    I'm all about that Gay Science.
  13. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed Jesus doesn't sin, and I'm at least two steps better than him.

    Oh yeah, well I'm so virtuous that Jesus is child support avoiding deadbeat drunk driving degenerate gambler by comparison.
  14. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed Don't other me just cos I don't sin like you do, fag.

    Literally everybody sins.

    And I don't just mean in the Christian "original sin" sense.

    Everyone thinks they're righteous.

    Biggest case in point ever: Mother Theresa.

    Originally posted by Wikipedia In 2013, in a comprehensive review[6] covering 96% of the literature on Mother Teresa, a group of Université de Montréal academics reinforced the foregoing criticism, detailing, among other issues, the missionary's practice of "caring for the sick by glorifying their suffering instead of relieving it."

    Even literal saints are sinners.
  15. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I can't believe I couldn't find this song anywhere on YouTube (except for a low-quality live recording)...

    I had to upload it myself.

    De la Soul - Supa Emcees.

  16. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    For serious,

    Much like pretty much everyone on the planet, I am guilty of all of them to varying degrees...

    It would probably rank something like this (from most guilty to least guilty):

    1. Pride.
    2. Gluttony.
    3. Lust.
    4. Greed.
    5. Envy.
    6. Sloth.
    7. Wrath.
  17. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by HTS One could put it under gluttony, I think. 🤔

    Yeah that did kinda cross my mind.

    When ambiguity exists, though, I'll err on the side that appeases my fragile ego.
  18. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I just now realized that none of the seven deadly sins seem to have any tangible connection to drug and alcohol use.

    I'm in the clear, folks.

  19. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    9/11 was a hoax?

    http://www.serendipity.li/wot/911_a_hoax.htm
  20. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Cokes?

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