Posts by gadzooks

1. 2019-03-14 at 2:02 AM UTC in Do you believe that Criss Angel can levitate?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I am 100% certain that he is incapable of levitating (without the help of special equipment and a bit of skill in the art of illusion).
2. 2019-03-14 at 1:54 AM UTC in Archer doesn't give a fuxk about TOTSE scrons...
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Oaks?
3. 2019-03-14 at 1:43 AM UTC in Yo im Robert and I'm new to the scene
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Most cops don't spit that fire up the studio, though.
4. 2019-03-14 at 1:42 AM UTC in How did the first humans realize that they need to eat and drink to survive?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   But then how did the animals learn it?
   
   
5. 2019-03-14 at 1:39 AM UTC in Cupocheer died.
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Erekshun She was over due on a library book anyway.

   
   The oldest con in the book...
   
   You borrow a book from your local public library.
   
   Fake your own death.
   
   Move to a new town.
   
   Steal someone's identity and establish it as your own.
   
   Get some plastic surgery, dye your hair, and get some colored contact lenses.
   
   BOOM, you just got yourself a free book.
   
   Cupo's been pulling this same con for years. The FBI and U.S. Marshalls have been chasing her since the 1970's.
6. 2019-03-14 at 1:33 AM UTC in **kr0z pic pic/Lanny the Tranny alert**
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Rename thread title to: Official Dick Counting Thread.
7. 2019-03-14 at 1:01 AM UTC in Question for females regarding sexual harrassment..
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by DontTellEm This one guy always stands w his hands behind his back & I like to walk by & slap him as hard as I can in the stomach & he doesn't say shit. If someone did that to me I would be pissed.

   
   Dafuq?
8. 2019-03-14 at 12:18 AM UTC in Theists of NIS, why do you believe?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   
9. 2019-03-14 at 12:01 AM UTC in zaint zattocks day starts on st.peatricks day
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Ghost *rams a fake gay dildo up króz and gadzooks ass and runs away*

   
   Is it double sided?
   
   Are we now bound together like one of those chinese finger traps?
   
   
10. 2019-03-13 at 11:58 PM UTC in Cupocheer died.
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    F
11. 2019-03-13 at 11:52 PM UTC in ALT PARTY
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
12. 2019-03-13 at 11:51 PM UTC in I'm thinking of taking a trip to Mongolia
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Ghost no ur thread homie

    
    I actually posted it in here directly.
    
    I like to think of this as my own personal playground around here.
    
    It's great for when you want to have conversations with yourself.
    
    Or, one could even throw an alt party around here.
13. 2019-03-13 at 11:04 PM UTC in Im sad because it rains
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I'm rain because it's sad.
    
    
14. 2019-03-13 at 11:03 PM UTC in Red Blue Dot Conspirecy
    

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15. 2019-03-13 at 11:02 PM UTC in Red Blue Dot Conspirecy
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Like the little circles on the left margin that indicate whether or not there is a recent post in a given thread?
16. 2019-03-13 at 11 PM UTC in Congratulations on my 100 posts
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Michael Myers Am I a shitposter?

    
    No, you are not a shitposter.
    
    You stand out to me, at least.
    
    Also, I think shitposting has multiple meanings... I think we all "shitpost" from time to time, only some more than others.
17. 2019-03-13 at 10:50 PM UTC in How many people actually hooked up on DH?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Michael Myers You've been watching too many movies, my friend. That stuff doesn't really happen in real life. Unless you're a 7+/10 male. Then you'll be able to pick up any girl, anywhere you want.

    
    Believe it or not, it's happened for me dozens of times.
    
    I'll concede that a big part of it might be genetics (height, facial structure, general build, etc), but it's worth noting that having some alcohol in my system is an absolutely necessary requisite because I'm low NT and high inhib as fuck (unless I drink).
18. 2019-03-13 at 10:45 PM UTC in zaint zattocks day starts on st.peatricks day
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Oh god.. you're funny

    
    You giving me sass?
19. 2019-03-13 at 10:30 PM UTC in Caught shoplifting at walmart?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Erekshun I catch them and get the merch back and their weed. I tell them to never come back and let them go. Then I tell the boss they got away and sell the merch on Ebay and sell the weed to school kids.

    
    You're just missing one additional revenue stream...
    
    Sell the school kids too.
    
    Profits will go through the roof.
    
    Did you even go to business school?
20. 2019-03-13 at 10:29 PM UTC in Caught shoplifting at walmart?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by mmQ That's what I'm saying, it's just not worth it for them often times. They just like the thrill of catching people. Ole cat and mouse. I can see the appeal. I'd just catch people , get their reaction, merchandise back, and let em go every time. Catch and release typa deal.

    
    One reason I wasn't a very good security guard was because I used to be super lenient with people drinking, smoking weed, or otherwise loitering.
    
    I mean, if I saw them doing it and did absolutely nothing, I'd get fired pretty quick. But I'd usually just be like "hey, I'm gonna have to ask you to wrap up what you're doing here. I do another round in about 20 minutes, so that should give you enough time to finish that joint or beer."
    
    There was even this one group of teenagers that I would give a heads up to if police were nearby.
    
    People loved me around there.