Posts by gadzooks

1. 2019-04-12 at 10:30 PM UTC in A Love Letter for Deaf Ears; Drenched in Salty Lonely Tears
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by mashlehash Did she leave you or what?

   
   She lives a 2 hour ferry ride away..
   
   And she's also half my age.
   
   Two huge barriers I have come to accept.
2. 2019-04-12 at 10:29 PM UTC in A Love Letter for Deaf Ears; Drenched in Salty Lonely Tears
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by mashlehash You need to drink.

   
   Definitely on that as we speak.
3. 2019-04-12 at 10:28 PM UTC in A Love Letter for Deaf Ears; Drenched in Salty Lonely Tears
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by HTS WHAT DID AMANDA DO TO YOU
   
   (Also I think every dude has at least one girl who they are absolutely broken up about not being with, who they'll never get over. It's kinda sad.)

   
   Its funny you mention Amanda... She was my hooker ex roommate... I had a thing for her until I met A*****.
4. 2019-04-12 at 10:27 PM UTC in A Love Letter for Deaf Ears; Drenched in Salty Lonely Tears
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   She made me whole.
   
   I hated life until she entered mine.
   
   And when she left, I died a thousand times.
5. 2019-04-12 at 10:26 PM UTC in A Love Letter for Deaf Ears; Drenched in Salty Lonely Tears
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Her first, middle, and last name, are all flower related.
   
   That's all I will say.
6. 2019-04-12 at 10:26 PM UTC in A Love Letter for Deaf Ears; Drenched in Salty Lonely Tears
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I don't want to betray her confidence.
7. 2019-04-12 at 10:25 PM UTC in A Love Letter for Deaf Ears; Drenched in Salty Lonely Tears
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   A*****.
8. 2019-04-12 at 10:24 PM UTC in A Love Letter for Deaf Ears; Drenched in Salty Lonely Tears
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   This one tho... She was both the smartest and most beautiful woman I've ever been intimate with...
   
   That's right smack dab in th center of the Venn diagram of beauty and intelligence.
   
   Literally no one that came before her or after her can claim any such status.
   
   I miss her all the time.
9. 2019-04-12 at 9:32 PM UTC in A Love Letter for Deaf Ears; Drenched in Salty Lonely Tears
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I miss you.
   
   I'm at the park where we first met.
   
   You showed me that love is real.
   
   And then disappeared.
   
   
10. 2019-04-12 at 9:26 PM UTC in I feel like a right Taco Bell End
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I haven't successfully penetrated a woman until completion in like 10 years (save for my one lost love from a couple years ago).
11. 2019-04-12 at 9:24 PM UTC in I feel like a right Taco Bell End
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I can't do dating sites... The spontaneity of a serendipitous chance encounter is what does it for me.
    
    I have a fetish. Its romantic spontaneity. I don't even care about the sex at that point.
12. 2019-04-12 at 9:17 PM UTC in I feel like a right Taco Bell End
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I have no idea how tinder even works. I've only watched friends on it.
    
    It wouldn't surprise me in the least if they found a way to capitalize on the sex market disparity.
13. 2019-04-12 at 9:07 PM UTC in I feel like a right Taco Bell End
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Don't even get me started on the mouse ears, photoshopped eyes, or duck lips.
    
    Its just too much...
    
    I'm gonna build a time machine to take me back to the Victorian era and get me a 19th century debutante who went to finishing school and all that.
    
    I'll endure balls if that's what it takes.
14. 2019-04-12 at 8:58 PM UTC in I feel like a right Taco Bell End
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Tinder straight up terrifies me.
    
    I have literally only one friend who does well in there, and he does REALLY well.
    
    I hate to say it, but the whole Incel ideology that the highest tier Chad beds all the women, leaving nothing for the rest of us, even if we're high tier (but just not quite enough tier), is all too realistic.
    
    And this all new sexual revolution only exacerbates it all...
    
    Its like the sexual revolution is all about women getting their Chad, and the other 99% are left marrying and providing for what's left in the aftermath.
    
    I dunno... It once sounded crazy to me... But it's seeming more and more reasonable by the day.
15. 2019-04-12 at 8:52 PM UTC in I cannot relate
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Technologist I’m am the Walrus.

    
    Beatles references are a true rarity around here.
16. 2019-04-12 at 8:29 PM UTC in Whitewashing doesn't exist
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Wait, she was an Asian playing a Mexican?
    
    I can't even right now...
17. 2019-04-12 at 8:28 PM UTC in Whitewashing doesn't exist
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Ok I waive my right to counsel...
    
    I legit used to get so turned on by Lizzie McGuire and Miranda... And I might have been in my 20s by then.
    
    But more importantly, why is this chick (the one who played Miranda) suddenly relevant? I don't remember her from anything else.
18. 2019-04-12 at 8:23 PM UTC in I cannot relate
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    We are not the sane, I am a martian.
19. 2019-04-12 at 8:22 PM UTC in Bill Krozby + Fonaplats
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Call the Fonakr0z fone.
    
    Bill Krozby dogs available on call.
20. 2019-04-12 at 8:12 PM UTC in The Day Drinking Thread
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    We got the Queen on our monies but we got our own sovereignty.