2019-04-12 at 9:56 PM UTC
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2019-04-12 at 10:11 PM UTC
Gadzooks you seem like a good guy. The type of girl you'd probably end up happy with isn't at some bar passing her number out.
You have the intelligence and the spare time to retool yourself. Come on man. Sober up if you haven't, get the users and aimless people out of your life, and put yourself in a better position.
Not trying to be a dick at all. Your situation seems very fixable.
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2019-04-12 at 10:17 PM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Man, Darren goes hard in his love letters.
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2019-04-12 at 10:24 PM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
This one tho... She was both the smartest and most beautiful woman I've ever been intimate with...
That's right smack dab in th center of the Venn diagram of beauty and intelligence.
Literally no one that came before her or after her can claim any such status.
I miss her all the time.
2019-04-12 at 10:26 PM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
I don't want to betray her confidence.
2019-04-12 at 10:26 PM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Gadzooks I just don't know what to think
2019-04-12 at 10:26 PM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Her first, middle, and last name, are all flower related.
That's all I will say.
2019-04-12 at 10:27 PM UTC
WHAT DID AMANDA DO TO YOU
(Also I think every dude has at least one girl who they are absolutely broken up about not being with, who they'll never get over. It's rather sad.)
2019-04-12 at 10:27 PM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
She made me whole.
I hated life until she entered mine.
And when she left, I died a thousand times.
2019-04-12 at 10:28 PM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
You need to drink
Did she leave you or what?
2019-04-12 at 10:28 PM UTC
Alice
Fact of the matter is you helplessly pining over this lost love will prevent you from scoring more bitches. It could also stop you from finding another girl that can make you feel the same.
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2019-04-12 at 10:29 PM UTC
Fuck me I need a drink too but I can't.