Posts by gadzooks

1. 2019-04-12 at 8:12 PM UTC in The Day Drinking Thread
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Krow why is everyone an alcoholic in the UK?

   
   I'm Canadian... Technically still Commonwealth, but slightly different.
2. 2019-04-12 at 8:10 PM UTC in Urinating sitting down is objectively superior
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   My vote goes for number 0... Full bodily submersion.
3. 2019-04-12 at 8:09 PM UTC in Urinating sitting down is objectively superior
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by -SpectraL

   
   Im incredibly curious as to where you found this particular diagram, but I'm apprehensive about asking for any specifics.
4. 2019-04-12 at 8:06 PM UTC in The Day Drinking Thread
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   
   
   10% alcohol content niggas.
   
   Now that's a day drinking beer.
5. 2019-04-12 at 8 PM UTC in An IQ test for space niggas~
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson He has white chalk in his hand but there is no sign of the colored chalks used.

   
   Chalks Of Color is the prefered term.
6. 2019-04-12 at 6:36 PM UTC in The Day Drinking Thread
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   With great shame and tremendous self-loathing, I manadatorily must bump this thread right now.
7. 2019-04-12 at 6:29 PM UTC in I feel like a right Taco Bell End
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   So I go to one of my two local friendly neighbourhood pubs, and it turns out they have a stand up comedy night there now.
   
   During a comment about animal testing in science, I did the contemporary, male equivalent, version of a the monocle drop... I dropped my pint of beer and shattered broken glass and beer all over the bar and floor.
   
   But that's not the exact cause of today's emotional experience.
   
   I immediately settled my tab, helped clean up, then exited promptly out of embarrassment.
   
   I then proceeded to my backup bar for when I get kicked of the other one for being too drunk. I ran into a few folks who had been in the previous bar; a dude and two gals.
   
   They invite me over to their table, and so I join them. But a British fellow, with a bit of a unique, albeit Commonwealth all the same, accent was a tad (maybe a decade) younger than me, and had the blond hair and exotic accent going on, was among them.
   
   The ease with which he flirted with every and any attractive woman in the bar was a spectacle to behold. He got the cute young red headed servers number on his way out... With the two gals he arrived with.
   
   Now I feel like an old POS. Back on the day drinking wagon of course, because why even try at this point.
   
   
8. 2019-04-12 at 6:15 PM UTC in Urinating sitting down is objectively superior
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Posting in a Muslim thread.
9. 2019-04-12 at 2:17 AM UTC in *sigh* I have go to gay ass group therapy once a week because my dui...
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Osama getting caught and he be like...
   
   "It was just a prank, bro."
10. 2019-04-12 at 2:15 AM UTC in My bank still uses win98
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Heck, I'd prefer a bank that uses MS DOS with the simplest accounting application over something with hundreds of dependencies than can be exploited.
    
    Simpler is always better.
11. 2019-04-12 at 2:14 AM UTC in My bank still uses win98
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Actually, using an older system could potentially reduce risk, since the system is a lot better understood. Updating an OS always carries risk, and that risk carries tremendous financial implications if we're talking about a bank, for example.
12. 2019-04-12 at 1:58 AM UTC in *sigh* I have go to gay ass group therapy once a week because my dui...
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Yeah I had to go to Gay Ass group therapy before. They train you to accept your sexuality.
13. 2019-04-12 at 1:51 AM UTC in Whitewashing doesn't exist
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I remember Lizzie McGuire...
    
    That's about all I can say without incriminating myself of former thought crimes.
14. 2019-04-12 at 12 AM UTC in How can i trick a girl into liking me
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    
15. 2019-04-11 at 11:59 PM UTC in What happened to Unwyred?
    

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16. 2019-04-11 at 10:25 PM UTC in I guess it seems that jedis in fact do not have a very high IQ
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    The religion of cubes is at war with the religion of stars...
    
    
    
    
    
    The last one standing has to then go up against the religion of triangles...
    
    
17. 2019-04-11 at 9:25 PM UTC in Garbage thread
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Fuck! Shit! Ass! Bitch! Cunt! Shooby-de-doo-wop!
    Skibbedy-be-bop, a Christopher Reeve
    Sonny Bono, skis, horses and hittin' some trees
18. 2019-04-11 at 9:18 PM UTC in whats a FAO?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    "Fuck me Anally and Orally".
19. 2019-04-11 at 8:45 PM UTC in What is the best scouring pad uve ever had?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    For smoking crack?
    
    I just use the standard brillo.
20. 2019-04-11 at 8:44 PM UTC in I guess it seems that jedis in fact do not have a very high IQ
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Introducing the pH-IQ scale:
    
    
    
    People range in intelligence from basic bitches to Hasidic Ashkenazi.