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  1. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Nodded out down dealers and schizophrenic bums...

    I swear to God...

    I can't fucking deal with this.

    I need a vacation and I'm not even working right now.
  2. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Schizo boy is now swearing back at the rappers on the television.

    I swear to God I can't take any more of this.
  3. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    No dead babies tho.
  4. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    It's true though. My place is just like Mother Superior's.
  5. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Octavian Bag some of that smack for when any junkie bitches come. They will shower with you then.

    I love how Zooks has a halfway house for all the skag heads. Reminds me of Mother Superior's in Trainspotting:


    I see Trainspotting, I upvote.
  6. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I'm not gay, I just wanna boogie to some Marvin.
  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mashlehash Have a Great Time.

    Make Darren's Life Great Again.
  8. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by A College Professor Carpenters glue them together ❤

    I have like 10 kinds of sealant lying around.

    I may just do this.
  9. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by aldra thread makes me feel yucky in a very general way

    It is a yucky thread.

    Once I've depleted all crack supply lying around, I may just go completely insane.
  10. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 She's a hooker. Tell that bitch she WILL suck your cock til completion if she expects to sleep under your roof. Set the price and collect.

    She bounced unfortunately.

    I only have two dudes passed out in my living room now.

    Not a vagina in sight.
  11. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by aldra if you don't want to live like this you need to think about why degenerates flock to you

    The perennial question...

    I mean, maybe I put out "degenerates, come flock to me" vibes...

    Maybe I'm "asking for it"...
  12. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    This fucking city, tho.

    Literally everyone is fucked out here.

    I want to move into the rural Canadian wilderness or some shit. I mean, this place is rural... It smells like farms and shit, but I need to go further.

    Humanity is just plain parasitic.
  13. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Sophie Sounds to me like you do, you beta cuck. If you insist on not taking the heroin throw it out the window and throw your degenerate house guests after it.

    Okay I might resort to that if I have to.

    I miss the blonde-haired, blue-eyed hooker that was over last night tho... He's my only connection to her.

    I will admit to full blown cuckery in that regard.
  14. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    But the funniest thing is that this nodding, passed out dude is supposed to be a "hardened criminal."

    Then there was my hooker roommate (from way back) who's current boyfriend kicked me out because I was getting belligerent with a supposedly "gang affiliated" dude.

    Nobody is even remotely as hard as they portray.

    I swear it's like people are just actors playing petty roles.
  15. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Sophie Gay. They owe you the gigantic quantity of heroin. Yet you won't take it, what cuckoldry is this?

    I have stated before, I won't take heroin (or any other opiate for that matter) if someone paid me.

    There was some crack on the table, and I smoked that, I don't operate a charity house here after all.
  16. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    One thing I can take absolutely moral high ground on, though...

    There's a gigantic quantity of heroin on my coffee table, and nobody awake to intervene, yet I won't touch the shit.

    I am as opiate clean as it gets.

  17. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Sophie Either you're bullshitting or you're a god damned idiot. Stop having degenerates over, or is this a sexual thing? I know you like being degraded you fuck.

    The hooker was a big part of the ploy.

    I'm lonely and will do stupid things for even minutes of an attractive woman's attention.

    She did kiss me and "let me" finger her (I mean, that hardly benefits me... I just end up with a smelly finger and a harder cock).
  18. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Last night I got kicked out of a friend's apartment for telling off some gang affiliated fucker.

    I hate gangs.

    It's the epitome of announced fear... Having to join a damn gang to express your superiority.

    I even told a cop last night that I want to shoot up a packed venue... I later ran into the same cop... He called my last name out as he turned on the flashing red/blue lights.
  19. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Octavian How did you end up with those degenerates?

    I live in a town full of degenerates.

    This place is something else.

    I need to escape.
  20. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Ok I just woke up to heroin guy nodding off and half conscious in my bathroom and the bum from last month calling me and asking for a place to day sleep.

    I figured... I already have one derelict over... What's one more?

    And unfortunately no vaginal presence now whatsoever.

    Just two dudes passed out in my living room.

    FML... Like seriously... Fuck My Life.
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