Posts by gadzooks

1. 2019-04-13 at 7:06 PM UTC in Just had fingers in hookers pussy
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by DietPiano I'm not DIY I hate spending time doing inconvient things, but I'm pretty good at working around things by niggerrigging tools or furniture or appliances I don't have. Especially when it comes to cooking. Fuck your coffee pot, I use hot water and a enhancement sometiems.
   
   Nigga' gadzooks, you did not answer my question. You said you fucked like a week ago, now WHOSE STORY IS LYING??

   
   That thread was a year old, and was about an occurence from a year prior to that.
2. 2019-04-13 at 7 PM UTC in Just had fingers in hookers pussy
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by mashlehash Well did you text or call?

   
   I texted back "come over".
3. 2019-04-13 at 6:58 PM UTC in Just had fingers in hookers pussy
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by mashlehash Call her and teller 2 come smoke crack

   
   I want that more than anything. A hot gal to smoke crack and drink with all Saturday.
   
   Sounds fucked up after typing it out. But it's true.
4. 2019-04-13 at 6:55 PM UTC in Just had fingers in hookers pussy
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   She just texted me.
5. 2019-04-13 at 6:50 PM UTC in Just had fingers in hookers pussy
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Octavian My ex was the worst condescending emasculating bitch I have ever met. She said I "minced" when I walked.
   
   She also asked if I can do DIY, as if any male who can't is a Beta faggot.
   
   When we broke up she reminded me I wasn't "chivalrous" on the first date cause I said, "It's your round".
   
   What the actual fuck?

   
   Sounds just about akin to my love life.
   
   I had a gf like 15 years ago. Been single ever since. A few fucks here and there, but nobody to go to bed and spoon with.
   
   That's what I want.
6. 2019-04-13 at 6:42 PM UTC in Just had fingers in hookers pussy
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I may just reincarnate as Enterita.
7. 2019-04-13 at 6:40 PM UTC in Just had fingers in hookers pussy
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Octavian Some girl said she thought I was Autistic cause I tilted my head when listening sometimes.
   
   It's a sign of submission and that I'm paying attention, fucking ugly bitch.

   
   Women have a sixth sense for any body language even remotely submissive...
   
   They immediately, and instinctively, associate that with weakness.
8. 2019-04-13 at 6:36 PM UTC in Just had fingers in hookers pussy
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Octavian I think I'm Autistic but I've failed the test everytime.
   
   There's no label for what I have.

   
   There might be some other thing altogether that I think we might both have.
9. 2019-04-13 at 6:32 PM UTC in Lanny's psuedo PI
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I wanna nut in someone's creek.
10. 2019-04-13 at 6:26 PM UTC in Lanny's psuedo PI
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Krow poo art

    
    
11. 2019-04-13 at 6:25 PM UTC in Just had fingers in hookers pussy
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by DietPiano I thought you said you banged hot 20's year old like a week ago. story not adding up, think youre trolling.

    
    I sometimes do.
    
    I sometimes don't.
    
    I think I might be next level autistic. I have just enough looks that, when drunk, I can charm a woman just enough that she ignores my ultra-autism just long enough to fuck.
12. 2019-04-13 at 6:22 PM UTC in Just had fingers in hookers pussy
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Someone kill me.
    
    I need the sweet embrace of death right now.
13. 2019-04-13 at 6:21 PM UTC in Just had fingers in hookers pussy
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I'm a super hero now... My power is cuckery.
14. 2019-04-13 at 6:18 PM UTC in Just had fingers in hookers pussy
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I just realized I indirectly paid $60 for whatever transpired last night (in addition to the money I spent on crack and so on)...
    
    I paid for sex and didn't even get any.
    
    I am officially the biggest cuck on the planet.
15. 2019-04-13 at 5:56 PM UTC in Just had fingers in hookers pussy
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Nil what if liek one of these trasients has bed bugs
    
    what then
    
    ??

    
    I've probably got every kind of hobo disease in existence by now.
16. 2019-04-13 at 5:50 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Day drinking and smoking crack because life is just too fucking much right now.
17. 2019-04-13 at 5:48 PM UTC in Just had fingers in hookers pussy
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Nil This is the joke i wanted to make.
    
    

    
    I try not to dress it so provocatively.
    
    I mean, there's no Roxanne-style red light on or some shit.
18. 2019-04-13 at 5:46 PM UTC in Just had fingers in hookers pussy
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by A College Professor ur apartment was asking for it, dressed like that

    
    #FirstFloorApartmentProblems
19. 2019-04-13 at 5:43 PM UTC in Just had fingers in hookers pussy
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by mikeyagain

    
    Yeah it was pretty much that.
    
    Except I literally missed the pussy hole at first and was just barely fingering the outer labia.
    
    It's been that long since I've felt the real life flesh of a vag.
20. 2019-04-13 at 5:37 PM UTC in Just had fingers in hookers pussy
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Okay one left.
    
    Still have the H dealer passed out on my couch though.