Posts by gadzooks

1. 2019-06-06 at 4:57 AM UTC in Cupping your entire ballsack in your palm and just chilling
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Y'all ever do that shit?
   
   
2. 2019-06-06 at 4:54 AM UTC in I hate having no money, and I'm gonna do whatever it takes to not have no money
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Imma earn some bread.
   
   Just not literal bread because it's full of carbs.
3. 2019-06-06 at 4:34 AM UTC in Damn I'm a fat fuck
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Like, I went out to find help for my flooded apartment issue... And I saw my reflection in public as a result.
   
   I'm literally the fattest motherfucker on the damn planet.
   
   How do I delete the fat?
4. 2019-06-06 at 3:15 AM UTC in My fucking toilet just flooded my apartment
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Like, it's like when somebody posts literally anything in the Help and Suggestions forum...
   
   Im just thinking... Why dont you just write your own brower-side script to accomplish that???
   
   But then i remember that not everyone is an expert in everything that I happen to be good at.
5. 2019-06-06 at 3:12 AM UTC in My fucking toilet just flooded my apartment
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Ajax This thread is embarrassing. Especially these two admissions.

   
   Everyone has their own areas of expertise.
   
   Plumbing just happens to be one of my blind spots.
6. 2019-06-06 at 3:07 AM UTC in I hate having no money, and I'm gonna do whatever it takes to not have no money
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Ajax gadzooks, did you overdraw your account again?

   
   No i did not.
   
   I still stand by my statement that NSF fees are unfairly high, and excessively punitive.
   
   But that's not the cause of my current predicament.
7. 2019-06-06 at 3:06 AM UTC in I hate having no money, and I'm gonna do whatever it takes to not have no money
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Helladamnleet Get a job.

   
   
8. 2019-06-06 at 2:58 AM UTC in My fucking toilet just flooded my apartment
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Jυicebox Turn off the valve behind the toilet

   
   Holy fuck... Good call.
   
   It was still flowing... I figured there would be some kind of auto-shut-off mechanism...
   
   I guess that valve IS the shut-off mechanism.
9. 2019-06-06 at 2:55 AM UTC in My fucking toilet just flooded my apartment
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Jυicebox Turn off the valve behind the toilet

   
   I thought of that, but I'd have to wade through all this toilet water...
   
   Im gonna do it anyway though, because i really should regardless.
10. 2019-06-06 at 2:50 AM UTC in My fucking toilet just flooded my apartment
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Why is there so much fucking water??? Does it not run out?
11. 2019-06-06 at 2:49 AM UTC in My fucking toilet just flooded my apartment
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    My entire kitchen looks like a fucking swamp.
12. 2019-06-06 at 2:47 AM UTC in My fucking toilet just flooded my apartment
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    My $3,000 computer is only like a quarter inch above this shit...
    
    FUCK.
13. 2019-06-06 at 2:45 AM UTC in My fucking toilet just flooded my apartment
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Goddamnit i hate this phobe and i hate my life.
    
    Whom i gonba call?
14. 2019-06-06 at 2:45 AM UTC in My fucking toilet just flooded my apartment
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Swimming.
15. 2019-06-06 at 2:45 AM UTC in My fucking toilet just flooded my apartment
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Aint swinming.
16. 2019-06-06 at 2:44 AM UTC in My fucking toilet just flooded my apartment
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Im on my alternage sell phone that has no auto correctm
    
    My real one is in the vathroon sonewherr but i aibt swinmib.
17. 2019-06-06 at 2:44 AM UTC in My fucking toilet just flooded my apartment
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Like itd cuckibg everywhdr
18. 2019-06-06 at 2:43 AM UTC in My fucking toilet just flooded my apartment
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    And now im surrounded by fuck water...
    
    Like, my whole damn apartment.
    
    Fuck all this noise im going to a bar.
19. 2019-06-06 at 2:23 AM UTC in I hate having no money, and I'm gonna do whatever it takes to not have no money
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III in like 6-9 months

    
    Are you pregnant?
20. 2019-06-06 at 2:13 AM UTC in I hate having no money, and I'm gonna do whatever it takes to not have no money
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    We need a fine ass bitch to distract the male component.
    
    Who the hottest up in this bitch?
    
    Ladies, show some titties or sumthin.