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  1. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Like... Being broke sucks every single specie of genital that exists.

    I wanna do some Ocean's 11 style shit and make a few mill...

    I need a Chinese nigga that can fit into tight spaces (NO TIME FOR JOKES)... Vinny, are you down?

    I also need someone who can hack any security systems we encounter. Imma go with Aldra on this one. Lemme know if you down.

    We also need an explosives expert.

    We prolly need a few others, but I'm gonna leave that to the rest of you.

    Let's do this shit.
  2. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I don't know much about rhabdo, but I'm glad to see you're alive.
  3. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by gadzooks And in my imagination, she doesn't have a vagina. She's like one of those Ken dolls.

    OR BARBIE... Wtf... Why did my mind not go to Barbie before Ken?

    They're both sexually ambiguous when it comes to genitalia, but... I should have to Barbie first.
  4. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I desire the presence of a woman right now.

    Whenever I get drunk I want a lady companion just to chill with.

    I sometimes make them up to keep me company.

    Literally talking to an imaginary woman right now.

    And in my imagination, she doesn't have a vagina. She's like one of those Ken dolls.
  5. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Too lazy and drunk to read everything in this thread, but...

    Yes, I've seen that movie. I used to have one of those illegal cable boxes. This was one of the first movies I ever saw as a kid with any sexual content.

    And I remember one time being at the local bowling alley and this group of older kids reciting the whole "2, 4, 6, 8; you can watch me masturbate."
  6. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson motherfingers
  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by aldra not what I'm talking about.

    the criminal justice system is based on the idea that people can be rehabilitated; that time spent in prison will discourage an offender from continuing to break the law. if entire groups of offenders have to be put on registries for the rest of their lives after time is served, it's an admission that they cannot be reliably rehabilitated so why even bother with the facade?

    assuming rehabilitation is the goal, and that jailtime actually rehabilitates people (lol), offenders should be kept in prison until they are no longer a danger to others or if that's not possible, executed.

    I know. I was being glib.

    Literally nobody comes out of jail with high hopes and renewed self-confidence.

    Its like a convention for honing all crime skills.

    Its a complex issue with lots of nuances of course, but, it definitely needs work.
  8. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    The apple don't fall far from the tree.
  9. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers A conspiracy obsessed barely coherent jackass that doesn't know how to type and hates antifa. I can empathize with him to some extent though, being paranoid enough. Being an old school totse member that doesn't want to or care to be recognized or remembered because that would make me more paranoid.

    I was mostly joking because I myself quoted his really long post.

    I like him though... He's a tad paranoid, but he's a genuinely nice guy. Every interaction I've ever had with him just reinforces that.

    The only reason I'm referring to OP in such a roundabout way is because I have too much respect for him to use specific former usernames... But obviously you and I both know who we're talking about.
  10. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Solstice Don't be so harsh with pedophiles, they have a hard enough time fitting in already.

    Lol.
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    Originally posted by aldra remind him that the existence of registries is tacit proof that rehabilitation doesn't work and the whole prison industrial complex is a giant joke at his expense

    But muh free will tho...
  13. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Solstice NMDA receptors.

    Nootropics?
  14. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    LMAO... I thought this'd be about the python library.

    And then when i clicked and started scrolling through and saw...

    Originally posted by Ghost All my glass got stolen by my old landlord after the house burned down :(

    I had a 24/40 2L 2neck flat bottom, distillation column, erlenmeyers and a massive assortment of micro glassware like 25-100ml boiling flasks. Also had everything for vacuum distillation, the adapter, tubes and a pump.

    I figured it must be about chemistry...

    But, liquor flasks, I have owned one before way back.

    My gf (at the time) wanted to fill it with all kinds of coolers and cocktails and all that...

    So I threw it out after because I had no idea what had been inside it, and that kinda weirded me out.
  15. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by gadzooks What asshole went and stretched the page?

    Damn... Apparantly I am the architect of my own demise.
  16. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    My scrolling thumb ain't what it used to be.
  17. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    What asshole went and stretched the page?
  18. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Dregs when you look into a mirror do you see yourself as a vagina? not hating but maybe its not the vagina itself that grosses you out but maybe what you see in the mirror?? maybe you feel ugly deep down inside or perhaps you only want to eat one pussy you, your face, and self.

    Lol. I have no idea how serious you're being, but, you do happen to be right... It might just be one of those "broken clock being right twice a day" scenarios... Or some other coincidence...

    But, yeah, I don't quite like looking at myself in the mirror.

    Legit curious as to how the two might relate, tho.
  19. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by GGG Are dicks at all appealing to you, gadzooks?

    This is the thing...

    Aesthetically speaking...

    Yes, I would rather look at a dick than a vagina.

    But...

    That's only if I am being forced to choose. I'd rather look at nothing quite frankly.

    But the female body, in a more general sense, I find that so damn aesthetically pleasing.

    And then there's the non-visual elements that turn me on.

    There's something that I can't quite describe that brings me back to the so-called "fairer sex" every time.
  20. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Obbe Like everything else, it doesn't really mean anything at all.

    Do all vaginas looks gross to you, or do you think there is a spectrum of appeal?

    In terms of physical appearance exclusively, they just look... (Get ready for the most scientific term ever)... weird.
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