My fucking toilet just flooded my apartment

1. 2019-06-06 at 2:43 AM UTC

   #1
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   And now im surrounded by fuck water...
   
   Like, my whole damn apartment.
   
   Fuck all this noise im going to a bar.
2. 2019-06-06 at 2:44 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Like itd cuckibg everywhdr
3. 2019-06-06 at 2:44 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Im on my alternage sell phone that has no auto correctm
   
   My real one is in the vathroon sonewherr but i aibt swinmib.
4. 2019-06-06 at 2:45 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Aint swinming.
5. 2019-06-06 at 2:45 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Swimming.
6. 2019-06-06 at 2:45 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Goddamnit i hate this phobe and i hate my life.
   
   Whom i gonba call?
7. 2019-06-06 at 2:47 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   My $3,000 computer is only like a quarter inch above this shit...
   
   FUCK.
8. 2019-06-06 at 2:49 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   My entire kitchen looks like a fucking swamp.
9. 2019-06-06 at 2:50 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Why is there so much fucking water??? Does it not run out?
10. 2019-06-06 at 2:52 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Turn off the valve behind the toilet
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11. 2019-06-06 at 2:53 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    If that doesn't work there should be a valve near your water heater/meter that you should be able to turn off if you're in an apartment
12. 2019-06-06 at 2:53 AM UTC

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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    the only thing to do is try to drink it all
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    • stl1
13. 2019-06-06 at 2:55 AM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Jυicebox Turn off the valve behind the toilet

    
    I thought of that, but I'd have to wade through all this toilet water...
    
    Im gonna do it anyway though, because i really should regardless.
14. 2019-06-06 at 2:58 AM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Jυicebox Turn off the valve behind the toilet

    
    Holy fuck... Good call.
    
    It was still flowing... I figured there would be some kind of auto-shut-off mechanism...
    
    I guess that valve IS the shut-off mechanism.
15. 2019-06-06 at 3:09 AM UTC

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    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]

    Originally posted by gadzooks Why is there so much fucking water??? Does it not run out?

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by gadzooks Holy fuck… Good call.
    
    It was still flowing… I figured there would be some kind of auto-shut-off mechanism…
    
    I guess that valve IS the shut-off mechanism.

    
    This thread is embarrassing. Especially these two admissions.
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16. 2019-06-06 at 3:12 AM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Ajax This thread is embarrassing. Especially these two admissions.

    
    Everyone has their own areas of expertise.
    
    Plumbing just happens to be one of my blind spots.
17. 2019-06-06 at 3:13 AM UTC

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    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]

    Originally posted by gadzooks Everyone has their own areas of expertise.
    
    Plumbing just happens to be one of my blind spots.

    
    All good. There are lots of things I’ve learned by default simply by having it happen to me.
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18. 2019-06-06 at 3:15 AM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Like, it's like when somebody posts literally anything in the Help and Suggestions forum...
    
    Im just thinking... Why dont you just write your own brower-side script to accomplish that???
    
    But then i remember that not everyone is an expert in everything that I happen to be good at.
19. 2019-06-06 at 3:23 AM UTC

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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    you know you're in trouble if you try to webmd niggasinspace for your plumbing concerns
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20. 2019-06-06 at 4:06 AM UTC

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    HikikomoriYume0 African Astronaut
    The CIA is punishing you for posting on NIS