Posts by gadzooks

1. 2019-06-07 at 12:01 AM UTC in Suicide method list
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Pouring HCl over the stairs and then subsequently tripping on acid.
2. 2019-06-07 at 12 AM UTC in Suicide method list
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Underwater self-immolation.
3. 2019-06-06 at 11:55 PM UTC in Suicide method list
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Drowning oneself in a kitchen sink.
4. 2019-06-06 at 11:53 PM UTC in If I ripped a loud one while in a meeting at work...
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Admin ∆No. Barney. Barney Ruble. Trouble! Come on man.

   
   Lmao.
   
   Are you cockney?
5. 2019-06-06 at 11:48 PM UTC in My fucking toilet just flooded my apartment
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   The insurance adjuster just dropped by and he was asking all these incredibly irrelevant questions...
   
   He's like... "Where do you work?"
   
   So I told him I'm currently on employment insurance as I was laid off.
   
   Then he's like... "When were you laid off?"
   
   So I say "umm... February I think..."
   
   Then he asks me the name of the company I worked for...
   
   Like wtf does this have to do with my wet carpets?
6. 2019-06-06 at 11:29 PM UTC in Which is your favorite neurotransmitter to boost?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Fun fact: Most nootropics work via NMDA pathways.
7. 2019-06-06 at 11:28 PM UTC in Which is your favorite neurotransmitter to boost?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Solstice Dissociatives.

   
   Damn, yeah I didn't think of that.
8. 2019-06-06 at 11:22 PM UTC in If I ripped a loud one while in a meeting at work...
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Admin Barney?

   
   
9. 2019-06-06 at 11:20 PM UTC in Lauren Koch hates the military
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Is that her in the thumbnail?
   
   What's wrong with her lower lip?
10. 2019-06-06 at 11:10 PM UTC in My fucking toilet just flooded my apartment
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Jυicebox Don't feel bad. There's a good chance that I just destroyed a brand new coffee maker because my dumb ass kept trying to make coffee without putting water in
    
    In my defense though I'm used to the one at work that's tied in directly to the water

    
    This is EXACTLY it...
    
    I've seen a hundred flooded toilets before, but they've always stopped flowing after a minute or two.
    
    There's some kind of mechanism inside the tank that detects when it's full and stops it from filling.
    
    I had literally no experience with this particular scenario.
    
    Everyone ITT is ganging up on a nigga but I know none of them are perfect.
    
    Nobody is.
11. 2019-06-06 at 10:56 PM UTC in My fucking toilet just flooded my apartment
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by A College Professor inb4 the whole place molds up and hes shocked yet again

    
    I know about the potential for mold. Its why the whole thing is gonna cost $12,000 to fix. I need to replace all the flooring (both carpet and laminate).
12. 2019-06-06 at 10:55 PM UTC in My fucking toilet just flooded my apartment
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Obbe I hope the owner of the property you damaged shares your views.

    
    Literally anyone who isn't a complete asshole shares my views.
    
    I'd bet actual cash money that everyone in here who is judging me has made some kind of equivalent lapse of judgment before but just aren't being honest.
13. 2019-06-06 at 10:04 PM UTC in My fucking toilet just flooded my apartment
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by stl1 Jesus Christ.
    
    Aren't you ashamed of yourself?

    
    For what?
    
    I mean, yeah, in retrospect I feel kinda stupid for not realizing immediately that I had to shut the valve.
    
    But people make mistakes. It's life.
    
    You don't think I encounter scenarios where people do incredibly dumb things that make me roll my eyes and think "wow, what a retard"...?
    
    But then I realize that not everyone knows literally everything.
    
    Like I said. This is precisely what insurance is for.
    
    Surgeons have medical malpractice insurance because they make mistakes.
    
    Lawyers have legal malpractice insurance.
    
    We all have vehicle insurance for when we drive.
    
    People fuck up. That's life.
14. 2019-06-06 at 9:52 PM UTC in My fucking toilet just flooded my apartment
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Obbe Gadzooks are you on a lease or month to month?

    
    Its actually kind of a unique situation.
    
    On paper, my mom owns the place. I just pay the mortgage, utilities, property taxes, and strata fees.
    
    So, I guess my mom is technically my landlord.
15. 2019-06-06 at 9:50 PM UTC in My fucking toilet just flooded my apartment
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by stl1 What is fucked up is that his landlord (or insurance company) will have to pay out all of that money because Gadzooks was too stupid or too lazy to shut the fucking water off.

    
    Insurance already gave the DENIED stamp.
    
    Btw, though, isn't this kind of situation EXACTLY what insurance is for?
    
    You pay a monthly premium in case you fuck shit up.
16. 2019-06-06 at 9:45 PM UTC in White utah cuck runs over 11 year old girl cause she "was white"
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Arabs aren't the only brownies.

    
    Yes, Indians contributed too. If I recall correctly, they actually invented the concept of zero.
    
    Like I said, so-called "darkies" (your term, not mine), did contribute to mathematics. But they weren't the sole progenitors.
17. 2019-06-06 at 9:29 PM UTC in ATTN: CASPER- in reference to Malice
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Octavian
    
    
    

    
    Lmao.
    
    You know shit has officially escalated when the drama hits the PMs.
18. 2019-06-06 at 9:27 PM UTC in White utah cuck runs over 11 year old girl cause she "was white"
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Also all of them after the classics used Arabic/Indian numerals. Also none of the classical works would have been transmitted to the west at all without the Arabs.

    
    I totally acknowledged the Arab contribution. It was substantial, just not everything. Not even the majority.
19. 2019-06-06 at 9:24 PM UTC in White utah cuck runs over 11 year old girl cause she "was white"
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Wrong. Indians, Egyptians and mesopotamians.

    
    Lmao... Egyptians didn't contribute shit... They were masters of engineering but Euclid formalized mathematics at the time.
20. 2019-06-06 at 9:23 PM UTC in White utah cuck runs over 11 year old girl cause she "was white"
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by gadzooks While a lot of mathematical developments came from the Middle East (algebra, etc), most of it either started in (ancient) Greece…

    
    Come to think of it, Greece is kinda still Middle East maybe?
    
    I dunno.
    
    Either way... Who cares, faggot.
    
    People who concern themselves with another person's skin color or ethnical heritage are literally niggers.