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2019-06-06 at 12:42 AM UTC in If NIS posters ran for office...
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2019-06-06 at 12:34 AM UTC in If NIS posters ran for office...
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2019-06-05 at 8:58 PM UTC in What happened to Totse 2K whateverthefuck his name?He painted himself with a black inked marker and moved to Senegal.
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2019-06-05 at 8:56 PM UTC in Getting on the same bus as Malice
Originally posted by Dregs shes in the suitcase. gonna dump her in the nearest river.
Just don't Bogart the body spots.
>> tfw you sippin' on a coffee cuz you waitin' for someone to finish burying a body so that you can eliminate your own dead hooker problem so you can return home for Thanksgiving dinner before they say grace.
The struggle is real. -
2019-06-05 at 8:52 PM UTC in Malice's Autopsy Report
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2019-06-05 at 8:38 PM UTC in YouTube to ban thousands of users.Yo mom confirmed.
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2019-06-05 at 8:38 PM UTC in YouTube to ban thousands of users.
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2019-06-05 at 8:37 PM UTC in Vaginas look gross to me...Completely excluding the trans community tho... I'm too much of a liberal to do that without feeling guilty apparantly...
But, like...
Done kink shame me? -
2019-06-05 at 8:35 PM UTC in Vaginas look gross to me...Okay, I obviously need to address the transgender option.
I have thoroughly considered that option.
There's something about (cis-gendered) women that whets my whistle tho. And dudes just can't do it.
I ain't trynna hate on trans niggas or gay niggas or anything like that. I just know what doesn't work, and what kinda works. -
2019-06-05 at 8:32 PM UTC in YouTube to ban thousands of users.Human beings do crime.
If you even so much as house a human in your home, you are complicity a serial killing torture-rapist.
Literally everyone should kill themselves ASAP. -
2019-06-05 at 7:49 PM UTC in Vaginas look gross to me...But women still arouse me.
What does that mean? -
2019-06-05 at 7:46 PM UTC in You're all invited to my Quinceanera next Friday
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2019-06-05 at 7:09 PM UTC in You're all invited to my Quinceanera next FridayI'm 15 now.
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2019-06-05 at 6:59 PM UTC in FUCKING FUCK SHIT DAMN FUCK
Originally posted by Technologist Don’t just not show up, call the man an reschedule.
I'm lucid enough to even just show up.
But people generally don't take a high drunkard for their word, so I can't really explain my way out of this in person.
I'll prolly just call.
Two hours left... The clock she is a tickin'. -
2019-06-05 at 6:58 PM UTC in FUCKING FUCK SHIT DAMN FUCK
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2019-06-05 at 6:56 PM UTC in FUCKING FUCK SHIT DAMN FUCK
Originally posted by Erekshun Tell them you have had an erection longer than 4 hours and you need to see your doctor.
That too could work...
But, I'm not trying to turn this into the "EXCUSES FOR MISSING WORK THREAD" (would link to it if I weren't dealing with some shit right now).
I think I'm just gonna pass out and not show up. -
2019-06-05 at 6:52 PM UTC in FUCKING FUCK SHIT DAMN FUCK
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2019-06-05 at 6:51 PM UTC in Malice's Autopsy Report616, when flipped upside down, and then placed in front of a mirror...
And subjected to the naked human eye...
IS THE EXACT SAME SEQUENCE OF DIGITS.
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2019-06-05 at 6:47 PM UTC in FUCKING FUCK SHIT DAMN FUCK
Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Doesn't the booze counteract the meth?
That's actually precisely why I bought the booze.
I thought it would level me out...
It has helped dull the stimulant crash, but hasn't negated it entirely.
Their effects are, unfortunately (at least for me right now), mutually additive. -
2019-06-05 at 6:45 PM UTC in FUCKING FUCK SHIT DAMN FUCK
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny go despite your drunk. your still unemployed, its ok to be drunk.
That's actually a pretty good point.
But it involves playing the victim, and I just don't like doing that.
Like... "take mercy on me... I only drink in the morning because I'm a degenerate that can't help himself..."
I just can't picture that working... Even if I could bring myself to play that card.
