Posts by Item 9

1. 2018-04-08 at 5:37 AM UTC in Dear past self: It all your fault not mine.
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Thanks alot
2. 2018-04-08 at 5:27 AM UTC in What’s the most money you’ve handled in cash at one time?
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   10 large in motion picture replica bills.
3. 2018-04-08 at 5:07 AM UTC in Come hang out in the trash with me!
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   I'm 🗿ed
4. 2018-04-08 at 1:21 AM UTC in The Downfall of America
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   China, and more cities becoming detroit.
5. 2018-04-08 at 1:18 AM UTC in Smoke a Bowl w/ Me
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   I can put a piece of wax on a bowl of weed...why ain't I yet?
6. 2018-04-07 at 5:52 AM UTC in Smoke a Bowl w/ Me
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   My lightnulb has so much melt wax gunk I could probably keep smoking that for a day or 2.
7. 2018-04-07 at 5:47 AM UTC in Would you rather have back...
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   -mizled
   -kreepyk
   -bumble
8. 2018-04-07 at 5:41 AM UTC in Smoke a Bowl w/ Me
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Wax + lightbulb + blowtorch = get stoned
9. 2018-04-07 at 5:32 AM UTC in You never want to hear your driver or pilot say "fuck this"
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   lmao
10. 2018-04-07 at 5:23 AM UTC in You never want to hear your driver or pilot say "fuck this"
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    That would be...eerie?
11. 2018-04-07 at 5:18 AM UTC in Come hang out in the trash with me!
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    bump
12. 2018-04-07 at 5:14 AM UTC in Smoke a Bowl w/ Me
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    brownies
13. 2018-04-07 at 5:13 AM UTC in bitcoin
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    I wish there was an ATM right at the corner gas station.
14. 2018-04-07 at 5:09 AM UTC in My hilarious jokes thread calm down
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Are you from iraq? Cause I wanna see you baghdad ass up.
15. 2018-04-07 at 5:05 AM UTC in Is there a way to set it up so I can go to Wonderland?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    But it aint real
16. 2018-04-07 at 5:02 AM UTC in Smoke a Bowl w/ Me
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    I just smoked a big crumb of wax.
17. 2018-04-06 at 6:03 AM UTC in Come hang out in the trash with me!
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    *sigh* Ah shit...
    
    Enter, make me a drink with 5 shots or several drinks ready when I get back.
18. 2018-04-06 at 5:24 AM UTC in Smoke a Bowl w/ Me
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Well maybe, maybe I could...but i'm too lazy to take out the glass dick again.
19. 2018-04-06 at 5:20 AM UTC in Smoke a Bowl w/ Me
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    nope nope nope
20. 2018-04-06 at 5:17 AM UTC in Smoke a Bowl w/ Me
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    The problem is saggy eyelids.