My hilarious jokes thread calm down

1. 2018-04-07 at 3:11 AM UTC

   #1
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   This is for me to post my zingers when I think of them. Powerful humor gems such as
   
   Your butthole is so big the poops are like 'woahh we're lost!'
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   I think you're dumb. Just kidding. I KNOW you are!
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   A man walks up to a girl alone in the park.
   
   "Want some candy?" he politely asks, extending a handful of skittles her.
   
   "No thanks," she says.
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   Thanks.
2. 2018-04-07 at 4:04 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Toasting this bread.
3. 2018-04-07 at 5:09 AM UTC

   #3
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Are you from iraq? Cause I wanna see you baghdad ass up.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
4. 2018-04-07 at 5:15 AM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   are you adding a chapter to the bible? because your text/reply/whatever is longer than the dead sea scrolls.
5. 2018-04-07 at 6:41 AM UTC

   #5
   RestStop Space Nigga
   What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? A large pizza can feed a family of four.
6. 2018-04-07 at 7:08 AM UTC

   #6
   

   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   What's the difference between a trustworthy jedi and a unicorn?
   
   I wouldn't know, I've never met any.
7. 2018-04-07 at 7:25 AM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   HTS is a fucking faggot.
8. 2018-04-07 at 8:24 AM UTC

   #8
   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Zanick What's the difference between a trustworthy jedi and a unicorn?
   
   I wouldn't know, I've never met any.

   
   Neither exist.