Posts by Item 9

1. 2018-05-14 at 4:50 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   I had a dream lsd stuck a tennis racquet up his ass and became famous on NIS for it like HTS with the highlighter. Strange dream.
2. 2018-05-14 at 3:32 AM UTC in Life just kicked me in the balls.
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Its 2018...people can bang other people they aint married to, too.
3. 2018-05-14 at 1:53 AM UTC in Mamma, just killed a man, put my dick against his head, jacked it off and now hes dead...
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Mamma, my load had just begun, but now I've gone and blown it all away...
4. 2018-05-13 at 10:25 PM UTC in how to quit drugs?
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Be on a drug that isn't obvious?
5. 2018-05-12 at 12:51 AM UTC in If you could only do one drug forever without any negative health effects
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Boss_bebe74 Nitrous

   
   Lol you have to do it everyday for months to get negitive health effects.
6. 2018-05-12 at 12:50 AM UTC in If you could only do one drug forever without any negative health effects
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Does that include tolorance addiction & withdrawl?
7. 2018-05-11 at 10:47 AM UTC in Pick up lines that work for you Every time
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that comes up.
8. 2018-05-11 at 1:38 AM UTC in What's the worst thing you've ever done?
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Stealing peoples money / stuff while carshopping & garage hopping, and pointless vandalism. That was 11 years ago and I'd never do that shit again.
9. 2018-05-10 at 10:25 PM UTC in I'm going to show you 3 pictures of myself and I'd like you to rate how ugly I am on a scale of UGLY - MAJOR UGLY from 1-10
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   
10. 2018-05-10 at 1:13 AM UTC in Flickr
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Something Squirrel yes

    
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11. 2018-05-10 at 1:10 AM UTC in Flickr
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    I checked out my one picture I uploaded back in 2009 cause I was bored and it got one like from some girl who joined in july last hear. I was like lol how'd she find that? You ever have odd coincidences like that happen online?
    
    Also, maybe I'll start a new Flickr.
12. 2018-05-10 at 1:05 AM UTC in How many miles you walk a day?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    beats me.
13. 2018-05-09 at 10:52 PM UTC in weed has too many glitches
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    weed sucks.
14. 2018-05-09 at 8:52 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    A powerball ticket.
15. 2018-05-09 at 5:34 AM UTC in Be together the with the love of your life, or have $1 Billion?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut

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16. 2018-05-09 at 5:11 AM UTC in Midwest man still at large after escaping from mental hospital
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    he think hes spiderman lol
17. 2018-05-09 at 3:31 AM UTC in Be together the with the love of your life, or have $1 Billion?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    ^ It has to be one, no technicalities or loopholes.
18. 2018-05-09 at 3:29 AM UTC in Be together the with the love of your life, or have $1 Billion?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    I guess the $1,000,000,000 :-/
19. 2018-05-09 at 3:22 AM UTC in A Ladybug Just
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    stfu
20. 2018-05-09 at 3:17 AM UTC in *sigh* I wanna suck the goatse man's dick
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    No, not really, I've just been having a compulsion to post that sentence as a thread, so there, its done.