Posts by Item 9

1. 2018-05-20 at 9:10 AM UTC in Compare NIS to Zoklet.
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Zoklet had more posters, more threads.
2. 2018-05-20 at 9:06 AM UTC in The earths rotation is slowly slowng down... what are we gonna do about it?
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Sophie Who gives a flying fuck? In a billion years the sun will have begun to puff out and increase in brightness and general energy output. If we aren't fried then we will in another billion years or so when the sun becomes a red giant and literally might reach all the way to the orbit of the earth.

   
   
3. 2018-05-19 at 11:26 PM UTC in The earths rotation is slowly slowng down... what are we gonna do about it?
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   In a few billion years its gonna cause climate change and threaten humanity... we gotta do somethng right?
4. 2018-05-19 at 8:18 PM UTC in I'm tired
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   I think i'll take a nap when I get home later.
5. 2018-05-19 at 11:07 AM UTC in why is israel still a real thing
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Why did they have to put it there of all places...
6. 2018-05-19 at 4:21 AM UTC in Come hang out in the trash with me!
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by tr1pl3_thr3@t It smells like dirty boxers and old food grease in here
   
   
   
   
   And now bile

   
   In other words, my room
7. 2018-05-19 at 4:18 AM UTC in We should try to cut down on saying the N-word on this site.
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Not "nigga", thats fine, but I mean the N-word. New potential posters who come here and see it being used too often might be put off from joining / posting.
8. 2018-05-19 at 4:05 AM UTC in I'm starting to get fuckin tired of this "undo typing" bullshit popping up
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   ^ sweet thanks.
9. 2018-05-19 at 3:56 AM UTC in I'm starting to get fuckin tired of this "undo typing" bullshit popping up
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Ok I just googled it and the cause is shaking the ipad too much when typing, problem solved.
   
   /thread
10. 2018-05-19 at 3:51 AM UTC in I'm starting to get fuckin tired of this "undo typing" bullshit popping up
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Its a box with 2 choices "cancel" and "undo typing" that pops up for no fuckin reason when i'm typing... WTF is it even? Fuk outta here
11. 2018-05-19 at 2:17 AM UTC in Don't use Fluorescent Lights
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    They make you look ugly too.
12. 2018-05-18 at 12:26 PM UTC in Whats the point of getting a laywer for something like DUI if you're just gonna plead quilty?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    *lawyer
    *guilty
    
    Especially if its a first offense. Do they really help make a difference in your sentence?
13. 2018-05-18 at 4:48 AM UTC in Here is a picture of goatse for you to click on
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    The Men Who Stare At Goatse (2009)
14. 2018-05-17 at 11:43 PM UTC in "Such a large number of people couldn't keep something secret"
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Yeah...except even if people did tell the secret, its not like there would be a press conference on the national news. Lets say they tell their family and friends, and then they tell more people, and one million people hear about the secret and belive it... theres still 299 million other people who don't know about it. So thats why I disagree with that.
15. 2018-05-17 at 7:51 PM UTC in If you did MDMA and heroin at the same time, would your pupils be normal size?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Would they cancel out each others pupil dilation / constriction?
16. 2018-05-15 at 2:17 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Which is ok 😌
17. 2018-05-15 at 2:17 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Todays already almost wrapped up.
18. 2018-05-15 at 2:16 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    *adds post*
19. 2018-05-15 at 2:16 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    *farts*
20. 2018-05-14 at 4:42 PM UTC in Life just kicked me in the balls.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mso8 i wonder how you get out of a situation like that. doesnt the wife get half your shit when you divorce her?

    
    Moral of the story: Prenup.