Posts by Item 9

1. 2018-06-10 at 10:06 PM UTC in favorite tree removed from park
   

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   Originally posted by greenplastic I used to have a favorite tree in the park. It was in the front center of the park and huge and had roots that sprawled out over the ground everywhere. I spent a lot of time watching it, especially while tripping or high or just while going jogging. Sometimes cats would climb in it. Now it's gone because the city took it out because there was some soil fungus or some shit.

   
   Easy come, easy go.
2. 2018-06-10 at 10:04 PM UTC in I can't wait to join the workforce
   

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   Originally posted by Tony Hawk "Hey guys, if we all call in sick at once they can't fire us all!!!"

   
   Yeah they can
3. 2018-06-10 at 6:17 AM UTC in Skinwalker Ranch.
   

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   Look it up and watch a couple videos. Its crazy.
4. 2018-06-09 at 5:52 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
   

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   I'm drinking two 211s tonight for old times sake.
5. 2018-06-09 at 5:45 AM UTC in who has a domestic source for etizolam
   

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   If I find one I'll tell you, just promise you you'll do same.
6. 2018-06-07 at 1:48 AM UTC in Rehab is a sham, a fraud
   

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   "Rehab is a waste of time and money. By all means get clean, I just don't see why you can't like, look for a job or focus on hobbies instead of ship yourself off to derp academy." - Scron
7. 2018-06-06 at 11:30 PM UTC in 6/6/18
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Its 2000 & 18, not just 18.
8. 2018-06-06 at 11:29 PM UTC in Nitrous is God's breath
   

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   It's in the atmosphere of heaven.
9. 2018-06-05 at 9:51 PM UTC in I feel so alone
   

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   WILSON!!!
10. 2018-06-04 at 1:53 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    

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    Where I could go to kill myself by overdosing with enough time to die before my body is found.
11. 2018-06-02 at 7:04 AM UTC in Should I just put a list of shit to get trained in on a dart board and throw a dart at it?
    

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    (?)
12. 2018-06-02 at 7 AM UTC in Should I just put a list of shit to get trained in on a dart board and throw a dart at it?
    

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    I have sort of a mental block, like a deer in the headlights about decing what to do. Should I keep randomly selecting things from a bigass list until I find something seems like I could?
13. 2018-06-02 at 3:05 AM UTC in Well... I'm Here
    

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    *sharts*
14. 2018-06-01 at 10:26 PM UTC in I'm a NEET
    

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15. 2018-06-01 at 12:14 AM UTC in What are the chances I'm not gonna just fucking killself?
    

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    *kill myself
    
    How many people in the history of humanity have commitied suicide? Like hundreds of millions? Of those, how many people have commited suicide for less good of reason(s) that I have (or soon will have)? Still like...millions. So...what are the chances I won't?
16. 2018-05-31 at 1:21 AM UTC in *sigh* I wanna suck the goatse man's dick
    

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    *bump*
17. 2018-05-31 at 1:01 AM UTC in Weiner
    

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    🌭
18. 2018-05-31 at 12:50 AM UTC in How can you niggas bare this MUNDANE life
    

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    💩
19. 2018-05-29 at 3:42 PM UTC in best way to kill yourself in prison?
    

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    Stop eating?
20. 2018-05-29 at 3:06 PM UTC in i'm going to end my life
    

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    Alaska or bust