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Posts That Were Thanked by WE SMOOTH

  1. Ghost Black Hole
    MAN FUCK HYNAS AND GET MONEY I SLING ELOTE'S RIGHT OUT THE TRUNK AND IF YOU NEED A PLUG OF TAMALES I GOT CHINGOS NUMBER JUST HIT ME UP IM STILL WAITING FOR EL CHAPOS CALL FOR WHAT TO DO WITH DONALD TRUMP CUZ IF HE GIVES THE ORDER IM AT THE WHITE HOUSE WITH ALL MY HOMIES WE SQUARING UP.

    HIS HANDS ARE LITTLE THAT FOOLS THAT FOOLS A BITCH AND IF I SEE HIS ASS IT'S ON SITE

    FULLY LOADED SHOOT AT HIS FEET AND MAKE HIM DANCE AROUND LIKE ITS BANDA NIGHT
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  2. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Thanks, just got a 30 piece boneless though.

    Smart. Let me know if you want help making a tapering schedule. I'll use my digital scale to step it down .15 g each day. Well start off sauced and then slowly transition to sauceless with dip, and then eventually no sauce. By this time next year, if all things go according to plan- you'll be a free man.
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  3. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH I'm changing lives in 2019!

    Let's start an evangelical church. Then we can get tailored suits and always be sweating a lot, wiping your brow with a silk handkerchief.
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by HTS Mooch welfare/disability. Which is why I regret being as poor as I am instead of resenting it - because it's basically just a choice I've made out of laziness and convenience. *shrug*

    I mean holding stable employment would be hard for me, so the disability is legit, but I could probably be doing more.

    What disability do you have that is LEGIT because working is 'hard for you.'?

    Fucker. It takes weird smoker ordering wings for DAYZ to make you wanna have money?

    PAY ME TO BE DEPRESSED

    tee hee fuck you
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  5. Oh my gad that’s too many.
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  6. -smoke weed on the beach until my eyes look permanently vietnamese and get tanned as fuck (i'm part mexican so i tan easily)
    -move to hanoi and start trappin and having RAGERS EVERY SINGLE DAY
    -lose my mind and start hearing voices
    -sober up and get money
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  8. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Ajax The reasonable thing would be to spend less than you earn. When you run out of money, stop spending.

    This is surreal to me right now - you're really touting the "pull yourself up by the bootstraps" line here?

    I am the literal embodiment of the "pull yourself up by the bootstraps" concept.

    Me a few years ago:
    -- Homeless.
    -- Heroin addict.
    -- Unemployed and on welfare.

    So what did I do? I got clean, then I hit the books and worked my fucking ass off every single day (no weekends or other "days off") teaching myself computer programming; then I put together a portfolio to showcase my skills (you have to put in extra effort to that effect if you have no piece of paper substantiating your expertise); then I put myself out there, despite all kinds of social anxiety, self-doubt, self-esteem and self-confidence issues, and I networked and faced rejection after rejection until I found a job in my field.

    So forgive me for being a tad stunned that I'm on this side of the argument, because it is a bit of a shock to the system.
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  9. Originally posted by Lanny I'm not really that into asses, when I'm like walking up the stairs behind a girl with tight pants and her ass is right at eye level I fall back a few steps because I don't like having my face in anyone's ass.

    That’s the gayest thing I've ever heard brethren.
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  10. Item 9 African Astronaut
    Thanks!, seriously!!!
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  11. Item 9 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH I almost took this exact combo and went to a work houseparty but I turned it down cause it was too far.

    Happy new year nikka
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  12. Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Listening to music that brings me back to a different time.. if young metro don't trust you i am going to shoot you.

    You ever eat a three cheese sausage?
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  13. Ghost Black Hole
    How are you able to type so much. I can't even do that on meth.
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  14. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by mashlehash CASPER, go easy man. Hang-Lo, and bring Lou.

    I can't even begin to understand that. I miss coherent mash.
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  15. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by RestStop She is waiting……


    Man, Line my Pectus Ass on Up. I was squeezing my ass in the shower last night..Nigga, I walk around like George Washington.
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  16. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by mashlehash On the 24th, I was outside my house with my shirt off all like, "Fuck, Georgia?"

    walking down the side walk

    Utah ass nigga.
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  17. This is kind of vapor wave.
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  18. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH CandyBootys xmas.. her grey beard UPS man got her a bad necklace..

    You’ve been saying this for months and I still don’t know who I’ve dated from UPS then with a grey beard wth😂

    Merry Christmaz @ SMOOTH
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  19. Originally posted by RestStop It's been a cruel, cruel summer.

    Can get about 50 in the Hummer
    the birds fly down south to Georgia for the summer
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  20. Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III my brain is totally saturated with benzos weed nicotine caffeine and Crouton. im unstoppable.

    *lounges around the house too fucked up to accomplish anything all day*
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