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2018-03-08 at 7:01 AM UTC in I found a note written to myself while on MDMA about that girl who blocked me.I wanna see what you look like. I MUST put a face to these posts.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-07 at 3:55 AM UTC in fuck/kill/marryI wish somebody would just do one of the above to me.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-07 at 12:51 AM UTC in Where's mmQ?He's in the woods worshiping some ancient God in order to become a hit TV magician like Dynamo. You know how that nigga is.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-06 at 10:12 AM UTC in do you think there are other forums on the internet like this?It's the only place where I can be a Tana Mongeau obsessed meth head and I'm not an outcast. I feel wanted. I feel loved even. #HowaniggaliveThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-06 at 2:19 AM UTC in I fuckin hate coffee
Originally posted by WE SMOOTH The best cup of coffee isn't in Starbucks. It isn't even at the local co-op. The best cup of coffee is in your local jail. Being enjoyed early in the morning with the news by a mexican wifebeater who doesn't understand and an old black crackhead.
And when a crooked CO sneaks you a Marbolo red it really kicks it up a notch!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-03-05 at 10:41 PM UTC in Once at a Christmas party, this girl said bye to everyone except me.I was dating a really nice girl for about a year when her favorite musical act came to through the city, so I made sure to reserve good seats ahead of time. When we got there, the place was packed. We each had a couple of glasses of wine by the time her musician crush came on stage. Halfway through his set, he came down singing into the audience, shaking hands and giving high fives. She was mouthing the lyrics along with him to her favorite song, staring directly into his eyes as he made his way toward us. When he finally got over to us, she raised her hands for a handshake, but secretly she was hoping for a hug. He went right past her and placed his outstretched hand across my chest, touching both of my nipples at the same time. Nobody ever did that to me before. She was really angry. We broke up a few months later.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-04 at 3:19 AM UTC in All women are vicious cunts who are just out to get me.I was in the grocery store earlier and after gathering my supplies, was ready to check out. All of the check out registers were full and a long line in each of them, so I opted for the self-checkout like I usually do. I get to the self-checkout area and see that it, too, was all full and a line of people forming.
I patiently got in line with the rest of the people, waiting for an open register so I could check out my shit, pay for it, and leave. Suddenly, this OLD FUCKING BITCH slithers in front of me and acts like nothing was wrong. She wouldn't even turn back around to look at me. SHE WOULDN'T EVEN FUCKING LOOK BACK AT ME AFTER SHE CUT IN LINE IN FRONT OF ME. THAT FUCKING BITCH.
She was holding a bag of oranges and I bore a hole in the back of her head with PURE FUCKING RAGE and thought to myself, "YOU BITCH. YOU OLD FUCKING BITCH. HOW FUCKING DARE YOU, YOU ENTITLED OLD CUNT!". I daydreamed about snatching the bag of oranges out of her boney fingers and BEATING HER TO DEATH WITH IT.
At that moment, TWO registers opened up and she went to one and I went to the other. I was seething with rage, Enter. Fucking old bitch. FUCK her. I hope a car CUTS IN FRONT OF HER and she swerves off the road STRAIGHT INTO A DITCH where she will be EJECTED through the windshield and splatter all over the hood of her car!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-03-03 at 5:39 PM UTC in all women are against meEnter, we aren't against you. Jesus. :/The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-03 at 4:03 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.BRING DOKI66 BACKThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-02 at 1:56 PM UTC in What high-risk activities have you done recently?injected fentanyl into my arm
toss n wash on a public bus
being barred out and browsing NIS on my phone sitting between 2 black people on the bus -
2018-02-28 at 4:19 AM UTC in You know what's annoying?
Originally posted by infinityshock anyone can find a pic of a random chick to reference and post online.
or you could just weird out some poor hooker by requesting her to let you take a pic of your phone in her crack so you can try and blag your internet non-friends that your not actually a closeted fag virgin.
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2018-02-27 at 5:56 PM UTC in The levels of boner.I used to think about boner levels when I was high on meth and watching porn
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2018-02-27 at 1:45 PM UTC in guy drives around san diego on a motorbike and says nonsensical shit to ppli'm high and i just watched this whole thing
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2018-02-26 at 3:41 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Gotta admit that is a fly ass GIF WE SMOOTH.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-26 at 3:20 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.even if you do get a compatible girlfriend, then you have to meet and get along with her fucking family. women are always into family shit, and expect you to do shit with them. i just want the pussy, not a whole other FUCKING FAMILYThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-25 at 3:52 AM UTC in lol this nigga is a drug addict
Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Adderall makes me feel like shit before I get high if I take a good amount like I did in hs before meth. Taking 5 mg in the morning and 5 mg at lunch at work though? Very productive day of Killin it. Then by the time I'm driving home? V tired & existential crisis
It's the levoamphetamine part that does that I think, levo causes a lot more physical stimulation and related side effects than it's dex counterpart. Straight dexamp formulations like Dexedrine, Vyvanse, and high quality single isomer methamp feel a lot less physically dirty in my experience.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-02-24 at 5:48 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-22 at 1:41 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by SpatianHaigency Woah congrats to both of you. I wish i could be there. I just started a new job this week and would still be on probationary period come march though :/
Thanks so much! Well, for what it's worth, you're one of the few people here I would genuinely invite. Hope the job thing is going good at least, and hey... You can take a Rain check on that, all 3 of us will have to plan a meet up one of these days.
I definitely appreciate the good vibes. You've always been a good nigga/friend.
Originally posted by WE SMOOTH why did you lie about the Clydesdale thing you thottin ass hoe
denying the cock of 1337
God I'm so glad I'm not cuffed by a ghostemane lookin ass BIH!!
I didn't want to stir shit then.
... But yes, 1337 precums like a Clydesdale and is hung like one too. He's definitely one handsome fuck,and I'm lucky enough to be able to call him my husband soon. Never thought I'd ever be calling anyone else that again, especially as my legit husband, but I really do love and care about him, he's my other half, the other side to my coin.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-02-18 at 2:41 PM UTC in ATTN: I’m One of Bill Krozby’s Victims - AMAI just wonder what brand of cigarette that soldier is smoking. I would like to think it's high end considering the shit that went on around him.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-13 at 1:34 AM UTC in Sexiest police officer of 2017
She handcuffs me and put me in the squad car.
I got another ticket, no big deal, princess in blue.
000000oooOOOh what she does to me, jah.
Shes a bad girl...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
