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Posts That Were Thanked by WE SMOOTH

  1. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Technologist Hamp,
    Have you been getting any rest? Are the plans coming together for her services? Those plans can sometimes cause arguing among family members, hope that’s not the case for you.


    That story you told about your Mom is funny. She was a troll before being a troll was fashionable! Lol. Good woman👍🏻

    I have an awesome family. We've already made her arrangements and there's no worry about it. She'll be buried close to my grandmother and great grandmother and her father and more family than I even know. After all the stress and preparation for this moment I'm glad that we don't have to worry about paying for it of all things.

    I've been sleeping as much as I can. There's a lot of us in this house, so I'm sleeping a chair lol.

    My mom was amazing. She's the best person I've ever known. I'm glad that I got her humor.
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  2. Alright time for the reception. I'll be your dj/bartender, don't worry about paying me right now i'll send u the bill later. now i'd like to say just one quick word, i've known both candyrein and narc for a long time and let me tell you, they were basically made for each other. they say when you find the one, you know. with that let the ceremonies begin ~ *speakers begin blaring*



    there's free xanax at the bar. they also have LSD punch and a room to shoot up with dedicated paramedics in case anyone od's (not trying to get narc arrested again or anything lmao) and we have fog machines rigged up to shoot out pure thc vapors into the air at such a concentration that it is highly recommended you have a high tolerance to marijuana just to enter.
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  3. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    ^ Mizled!
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  4. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Nope! My mom just literally died. Literally. Dead. She died. I watched her casket lower. Oopsy daisy!
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  5. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    amazon started a bidding war among cities and states over where they were going to build their new headquarters, eventually settling on Arlington and Long Island. Both offered around $1.5 billion in tax cuts, employment incentives, free property etc.

    special mention to Chicago for offering to allow Amazon to keep it's employees income tax instead of paying it to the state.

    how is this legal? it's literally the epitome of unfair advantage afforded to a company by the state.
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  6. Ghost Black Hole
    It's not like you're gonna die if you don't got any money
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  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I've actually "pimped" out girls before and it's really, really not a great life. I would put their ads up and drive them to outcalls and stay close by for incalls. It's all drugs and crying and not worth it. Sometimes they will be busy as fuck and make 1k in a night but fuck, then at 5am you're doing coke with them and they're telling you how they were molested by their mom's boyfriend and their baby daddy used to beat them and they're blowing your buzz making you empathize with a sweaty makeuped whore.

    All the time it takes them to get dressed up just to blow some stranger, it really is a depressing life. The naive illusions you people have in this thread are pathetic, especially Zanick as usual. Prostitution is a necessary vocation but it's shitty and depressing and the girls who get into it are broken and heartless. It's not good for a girl who's been mistreated to be offering her body for money. I never hit a prostitute but I did pull a knife when I was all fucked up.

    Every prostitute just really wants to forget or gain a better understanding of what they're trying to forget. It's like they're apathetic to the world and their place as a pawn in it. You faggots are literally romantisizing that.
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  8. i called it sujeong...korean word for crystal
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  9. Originally posted by WE SMOOTH I feel like when I was young I'd feel pride from "beating the drugs/addiction" but I was actually super addicted. When I do meth nowadays I can feel it in my fucking bones, and see myself getting older in the face in the mirror. If I never stopped in my mid twenties I bet I'd be looking like shit already.

    man the old face thing scares me. when i was doing it regularly i would look5-10 years older. i was also taking Crouton which fucks your skin up a little i think though. luckily it goes away though, temporarily at least til i actually get old
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by cupocheer Actually?

    Yes, darlink.

    Why thst? A WORM bj isn't hard to come by
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  11. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by GGG I want to do a fat girl doggystyle and set up a gaming laptop on her lower back to play counterstrike

    I've said it before and I'll say it again. You do be fly, son!
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  12. RestStop Space Nigga
    The whole point of buying floor seats is so you can have a friend take a picture of you and post it on Instagram with the caption "A nigga look like 900 keys".
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Weird sex has apparently never gotten dome (head) from me. I'd suck his dick off so fast he wouldn't know which side of the Mississippi he even ever lived on.

    And I swallow.
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  14. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH So this is as close as we can get to lil peep today.. i guess its okay

    The peep fandom pandering cash grab is kinda painful to watch TBH.
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  15. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Ghost He was annoying and did shitty drugs

    Yep, part of the community.



    .
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  16. i wonder if there were ever federal agents sent here to monitor certain people or posts but then they ended up lurking and just becoming a member. their boss is like "jeff did u finish that investigation on that website yet? it's been 2 years" "still workin on it boss this a tough nut to crack"
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  17. Lanny Bird of Courage


    Heh
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  18. Their music is objectively shit but for some reason they became cool to like and somehow remained that way, despite their best efforts to put out the shittiest albums possible literally over and over again. They’re just that band that everyone thinks is like what you’re supposed 2 lissen 2 wen u go 2 college and become a sophisticated adult that has tried marijuana but doesn’t usually do it except on weekends because you’re too worried about your future as a shitty investment banker

    Fuck that band
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  19. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You only get the pix if you insult, blemish or otherwise demean my impeccable legacy.

    you're so fucking gay most people forget you exist until you post some stupid shit
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  20. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Youuu!!

    hey you're a fucking internet addict piece of shit, let's talk shit. you fag.
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