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  1. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Hydro is a sad bitch to be posting about me to this extent on Christmas Eve.
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by GGG Hydro is a sad bitch to be posting about me to this extent on Christmas Eve.

    I love sad bitches got a fucking problem? And yeah I like to fuck you got a fucking problem?
  3. Item 9 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I love sad bitches got a fucking problem? And yeah I like to fuck you got a fucking problem?

  4. RestStop Space Nigga
    Bitches ain't even shit, doooeewds!
  5. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    I'm really happy. I went outside to smoke, and well, I saw this homeless man there who asked to buy a cigarette from me. I'm not going to take someone who's down on their luck like that's money. I went back upstairs, got about 3 yogurts, 2 brownies, a box of cheese crackers, and made some cigarettes (menthol since he said he preferred menthol when I asked), and since he was shivering, and I know had been out there a while, I grabbed a couple blankets.

    You'd have thought I gave him the million dollar winning lottery ticket or something. He asked me "did I die and go to heaven when I dozed off just before you came back up to me?" and he asked me why I was doing this coming up to random homeless person, after most recently a woman who was trying to give a homeless man 10$ got stabbed by him and died nearby, not but a few blocks. Well, everyone here knows I don't have a high value on my continued existence, but still... even if I did, my dad taught me to not be scared to do the right thing. I could wake up, walk outside, and boom, get struck by lightening, get in a car accident on my way to work, or have a stroke and keel over dead... there's all sorts of fucked shit that can happen to me on a day to day basis, but it shouldn't stop you from doing what's right by others. I guess there's a risk of something bad happening, but... I just hope if someone I love is in the position that man, Adam, is in, that someone would do for him the way I did for Adam, hopefully better, and I would have too if I wasn't broke as a joke, but I gave what I could give at least.

    The nurses on my floor thought what I did was sweet lol, and so did the lady at the security desk. I really don't want anything for christmas, It makes me so much happier to make someone else's day, or at least make their day better than it was. Just happy I was able to do what I did.

    If any of you are in the position to do so, I encourage you to help your fellow man/woman who's out there on the street tonight, who for whatever reason doesn't have a roof over their head, or food in their belly, or hell, even smoke in their lungs if they're a smoker. I encourage you all to do what you can, with what you got, to make their day a little less shitty. Even if it's just a smoke or two. Even if it's just a can of beans, or some leftovers. Even if it's an old ratty blanket, I'm sure someone cold, hungry, and down on their luck will appreciate it. Maybe you have an extra jacket you don't wear anymore, or a pair of socks, or an old pair of gloves. Hell, if you got a couple bucks to spare for them even that'd be cool too, hell, even a little change.
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  6. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by hydromorphone Don't you recall the pics I posted a loooooooooooong ass time ago when §m£ÂgØL was living with me and my now ex? I posted the pics of him in my light peach pink strapless dress he WANTED, even requested that exact dress, out of all the dresses I owned, which happened to be the most feminine dress of all, to wear. Granted, he was coming down from an intense trip, in which I had to chase him all over God's creation when I was 7 months pregnant, get kicked multiple times in the stomach, and then literally drag him under a fence to get him on my side, where he'd been running butt ass naked through the pine forest, and God only knows where else, where I pretty much made him sit with me hoping my now ex would come home and help me get him back to the house, which 2 hours later, he still wasn't there (I'd actually posted on the forum for the few people who had my cellphone # to call him and tell him to get the fuck home quick since we had a problem since I didn't have a phone there, or know §m£ÂgØL's thingie to be able to call from his, just prior to all this, when his decided to kick me, and refused to come back to the house- then he ran off when I went to call/post for help).

    He kept crying for my now ex to come home and be with him, and he wasn't happy until he got there. I fucking literally had to pin his ass down to keep him from running off, while he yelled for like an hour he was dead, while trying to stick his fingers in my mouth/eyes and shit, which hurt, and I finally just bit the fuck out of him to get him to stop… which only kinda worked…. Eventually, I took off my pants since I was wearing a pair of shorts underneath since we had originally planned to have my ex drop us off at the spring to go swimming (He got lost in our bathroom which was literally 6'x4' behind the door. He should thank his lucky stars we didn't go there and be in public… he would have wound up dead, or in jail, most likely being out in public with rednecks, at a spring, with a river with high banks, and sharp rocks, and shallow water underneath at some spots). I gave him my pants, but they were really too big, and he kept dropping them when we went to walk, so I had to keep reminding him to hold them up… this took forever for us to make it back to the house… finally we did, and 15 mins later my ex finally arrived home all worried and shit since everyone with my # called/texted him at some point, just a little too late, or he just didn't get the texts/VM late for shitty service. SO I gotta hand it to ma niggas on here… and some who are MIA still (The Duke… Hope you're having a fun x–mas on your snowmobile, drinking' some beers, as opposed to being in jail or on probation or something bad…)Y'all came through when I really needed ya… it wasn't your fault my ex was an idiot and probably left the phone in the truck, and took his good ol' time knowing I was 7months pregnant, tripsitting a faggot spic who's prone to anxiety, and just displayed such right before you left…

    … but yeah, after my ex got home, §m£ÂgØL cheered up, and then decided he wanted to wear a dress and cuddle with a puppy. I even found a matching shade of bright pink lipstick, and he was happy to let me put it on him. He totally loved dressing in drag, at least while he was in that 'come down' state after using an LSD analog.

    I saw this shit coming a mile away. §m£ÂgØL was a born faggot, and even though his father says he can look a man in the eye (while being pounded in the ass) and tell if someone is a faggot or not, he either knows for sure his son is a fag, and is just trying to be polite, and save face for 'the family', so they don't lose respect from others over it, or… he's just a terrible judge of faggots.

    OMGTHISISTOOFUNNYIMINSTITCHESRIGHTNOW

    I really wish I'd seen those pix, does anyone have them?

    §m£ÂgØL seriously is way more of a soppy faggot than I'd even imagined.

    How do these people not realize how much of an embarrassment they are to themselves.

    And to think §m£ÂgØL has give HTS shit about being a tranny and yet he's one himself. Omg this is just too funny. Thanks hydro for giving me the gift of uncontrollable laughter this chrIstmas morning.


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  7. Loing African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Inject methamphetamine fuck bitches

    How a black live
  8. Loing African Astronaut
    Originally posted by hydromorphone I'm really happy. I went outside to smoke, and well, I saw this homeless man there who asked to buy a cigarette from me. I'm not going to take someone who's down on their luck like that's money. I went back upstairs, got about 3 yogurts, 2 brownies, a box of cheese crackers, and made some cigarettes (menthol since he said he preferred menthol when I asked), and since he was shivering, and I know had been out there a while, I grabbed a couple blankets.

    You'd have thought I gave him the million dollar winning lottery ticket or something. He asked me "did I die and go to heaven when I dozed off just before you came back up to me?" and he asked me why I was doing this coming up to random homeless person, after most recently a woman who was trying to give a homeless man 10$ got stabbed by him and died nearby, not but a few blocks. Well, everyone here knows I don't have a high value on my continued existence, but still… even if I did, my dad taught me to not be scared to do the right thing. I could wake up, walk outside, and boom, get struck by lightening, get in a car accident on my way to work, or have a stroke and keel over dead… there's all sorts of fucked shit that can happen to me on a day to day basis, but it shouldn't stop you from doing what's right by others. I guess there's a risk of something bad happening, but… I just hope if someone I love is in the position that man, Adam, is in, that someone would do for him the way I did for Adam, hopefully better, and I would have too if I wasn't broke as a joke, but I gave what I could give at least.

    The nurses on my floor thought what I did was sweet lol, and so did the lady at the security desk. I really don't want anything for christmas, It makes me so much happier to make someone else's day, or at least make their day better than it was. Just happy I was able to do what I did.

    If any of you are in the position to do so, I encourage you to help your fellow man/woman who's out there on the street tonight, who for whatever reason doesn't have a roof over their head, or food in their belly, or hell, even smoke in their lungs if they're a smoker. I encourage you all to do what you can, with what you got, to make their day a little less shitty. Even if it's just a smoke or two. Even if it's just a can of beans, or some leftovers. Even if it's an old ratty blanket, I'm sure someone cold, hungry, and down on their luck will appreciate it. Maybe you have an extra jacket you don't wear anymore, or a pair of socks, or an old pair of gloves. Hell, if you got a couple bucks to spare for them even that'd be cool too, hell, even a little change.

    Didn't read
  9. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    do you think blood cults qualify as "inciting violence"?
  10. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by RestStop It's been a cruel, cruel summer.

    Can get about 50 in the Hummer
    the birds fly down south to Georgia for the summer
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  11. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by Solstice Can get about 50 in the Hummer
    the birds fly down south to Georgia for the summer

    not for much longer
  12. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Merry-go-round is a good thing
  13. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Merry Christmas Everyone! I appreciate most all of you.
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  14. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mashlehash Merry Christmas Everyone! I appreciate most all of you.

    Merry Christmas mash, dont eat any datura today and remember not to get naked in public
  15. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by mashlehash Merry Christmas Everyone! I appreciate most all of you.

    your time is coming
  16. Item 9 African Astronaut
    Lanny is such a dang ol' son'bitch...

    Marrry chris-mas
  17. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    merry fucking give me all your blood mas
  18. Ghost Black Hole
    Wow §m£ÂgØL wears a dress why am I not surprised 👗
  19. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Ghost Wow §m£ÂgØL wears a dress why am I not surprised 👗

    I know right? Only a total cum swapping faggot like §m£ÂgØL would wear a fucking girls dress, wouldn't they scron?


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  20. Loing African Astronaut
    I like how the britfag thinks being a schismatic will make him less unlikeable.
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