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2019-04-06 at 4:17 PM UTC in Is Mal fuckable?
Originally posted by CASPER Lol. Pretty much any woman that I find even mildly attractive, I start thinking about her in some sweatpants on the sofa with me watching a movie. Or whether she'll look cute angry when I tell her she's got hairier feet than I do, and start hitting me with a pillow. Or whether I'll want to kiss her when she's all sick with the flu and gross and sweaty and hasn't showered for 3 days. And then I picture her screaming at me, and how we'd most likely break up.
Yeah my percentages were probably a bit off, but the truth is that people have different standards. The chance that someone is going to have that butterflies in the stomach feeling for you too…isn't great for guys in our positions. At 25+ women have generally had a few bad relationships by that point. They've dated the "bad boy" they've tried to fix someone. They've had a complete loser. I may just have zero idea what I'm talking about too, but generally, I think women want stability, security. Someone they can be proud to be seen with or talk about. When you're coming off a decade plus heroin addiction, you're just not ticking a ton of those boxes.
I should check my Tinder. I think I right swiped a lot of homely looking girls bc I felt like they should get some attention too, and I don't mind talking to anyone. Socializing is good. But like I was describing above, maybe some of those girls get those butterflies reading my profile. Anything is possible rofl. But I'm not really interested in anything more than talking with them. And generally, women have much higher standards than dudes. Yadadameen?
Idk. Relationship stuff is iffy. Especially In recovery. I should actually start going to NA meetings lol. Shit sounds like a party.
See I knew you were a cool dude from hearsay but now you’re even cooler. I’m really proud of what you have accomplished. And yes, you’re not suppose to date for a year in recovery because your addiction can transfer to sec and emotions. I drank about my dads death for a year. masturbated driving in a storm super drunk and on cocaine. I didn’t hit the kind of rock bottom that involved death or injury... but I got a dui and woke up the next day ready to change my life. I was sober for a year a year and went to meetings for 6 months. And they absolutely discourage dating for a year. Look at what happened to me when I wasn’t even dating I was just looking to not be alone because I was afraid I was going to drink that night.
Don’t worry about ticking boxes. I’m getting older and I’m starting to worry I’m not looking for men that provide safety and security. But I also have realized you just can’t fight nature. If you have the electricity tech described that’s really all that matters. As long as that person also doesn’t harm you. Then the electricity can go fuck itself. -
2019-04-06 at 1:07 PM UTC in Is Mal fuckable?I dunno what I'm gonna do. I'm never really happy. When I'm in a relationship I can be slightly more happy sometimes or slightly more anxious. I really don't kno what to do. Tinder and fucking random bar whores is so tired and shitty and depressing I feel I've done damage to my soul. I'm just going to have an open heart and actively talk to every female I come in anything beyond peripheral contact with. I want to tell at my baby mama and I told my ex girlfriend off then the next day I found out she was asking people about me then lied about it when I asked her.
I dunno, the world is a fucked up place. I just wanna carve out a spot that's a little less so -
2019-04-06 at 12:32 PM UTC in Is Mal fuckable?
Originally posted by CASPER Lol. Pretty much any woman that I find even mildly attractive, I start thinking about her in some sweatpants on the sofa with me watching a movie. Or whether she'll look cute angry when I tell her she's got hairier feet than I do, and start hitting me with a pillow. Or whether I'll want to kiss her when she's all sick with the flu and gross and sweaty and hasn't showered for 3 days. And then I picture her screaming at me, and how we'd most likely break up.
Yeah my percentages were probably a bit off, but the truth is that people have different standards. The chance that someone is going to have that butterflies in the stomach feeling for you too…isn't great for guys in our positions. At 25+ women have generally had a few bad relationships by that point. They've dated the "bad boy" they've tried to fix someone. They've had a complete loser. I may just have zero idea what I'm talking about too, but generally, I think women want stability, security. Someone they can be proud to be seen with or talk about. When you're coming off a decade plus heroin addiction, you're just not ticking a ton of those boxes.
I should check my Tinder. I think I right swiped a lot of homely looking girls bc I felt like they should get some attention too, and I don't mind talking to anyone. Socializing is good. But like I was describing above, maybe some of those girls get those butterflies reading my profile. Anything is possible rofl. But I'm not really interested in anything more than talking with them. And generally, women have much higher standards than dudes. Yadadameen?
Idk. Relationship stuff is iffy. Especially In recovery. I should actually start going to NA meetings lol. Shit sounds like a party.
I think working on you, and not worrying about a relationship right now, is probably best. You don’t know who you are sober, but you’re beginning to find out. How can you give your all if you don’t know all of you yet? I get it.
Honey, I dated for so long, then didn’t date at all while I was raising my son, didn’t want him to see woman as sluts. I didn’t get married till 51. I may be an anomaly, but it’s rarely too late. -
2019-04-06 at 12:24 PM UTC in Is Mal fuckable?
Originally posted by Technologist Juice,
But what if you find a woman with that thing that makes your heart race? You know, where there’s an electricity between you.
Lol. Pretty much any woman that I find even mildly attractive, I start thinking about her in some sweatpants on the sofa with me watching a movie. Or whether she'll look cute angry when I tell her she's got hairier feet than I do, and start hitting me with a pillow. Or whether I'll want to kiss her when she's all sick with the flu and gross and sweaty and hasn't showered for 3 days. And then I picture her screaming at me, and how we'd most likely break up.
Yeah my percentages were probably a bit off, but the truth is that people have different standards. The chance that someone is going to have that butterflies in the stomach feeling for you too...isn't great for guys in our positions. At 25+ women have generally had a few bad relationships by that point. They've dated the "bad boy" they've tried to fix someone. They've had a complete loser. I may just have zero idea what I'm talking about too, but generally, I think women want stability, security. Someone they can be proud to be seen with or talk about. When you're coming off a decade plus heroin addiction, you're just not ticking a ton of those boxes.
I should check my Tinder. I think I right swiped a lot of homely looking girls bc I felt like they should get some attention too, and I don't mind talking to anyone. Socializing is good. But like I was describing above, maybe some of those girls get those butterflies reading my profile. Anything is possible rofl. But I'm not really interested in anything more than talking with them. And generally, women have much higher standards than dudes. Yadadameen?
Idk. Relationship stuff is iffy. Especially In recovery. I should actually start going to NA meetings lol. Shit sounds like a party. -
2019-04-03 at 4:13 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionWhat the fuck? How the hell is that the apple bottom Jean song? What just happened?
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2019-03-24 at 12:25 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Editioncomputers, depression and drugs
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2019-03-18 at 2:07 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionIf young metro don't trust you I'ma shoot you !
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2019-03-14 at 2:32 AM UTC in what kind of underwear do u where
Originally posted by Lanny uniqlo is racist, they make cool looking clothes but I can't wear a good chunk of them since they seem to be made for skinny asian ectomorphic physiology. Like I found a shirt I liked but literally the largest size wasn't quite long enough and too tight around the arms. They just hate whitey, I can tell
Uniqlo clothes fit my body style...maybe try doing more meth -
2019-03-13 at 6:17 PM UTC in what kind of underwear do u wherePeople know the brand of undies they wear? I didnt know that was a thing . My mom buys me mine on Christmas and I have to make the new pair last me a year. It's always blue with some white lines. Penis hole is in the butt part for some reason. :(
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2019-03-09 at 10:02 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by Sudo malice's name was Enrique or something very very brown
I remember he posted his 23and me results and blacked out the part that said sub Saharan African because he was so ashamed. I wish he was still alive and I don't really understand or respect suicide. For some reason my local newspaper is really pushing the assisted suicide agenda and every time someone dies from assisted suicide they give them a whole page of their lives acco.plishments and what they want to say. Makes dying by your own hand seem stupid.
Anyways Malice could have been an interesting case study in the effects of no social interaction and tons of nootropics have on the Guatemalan mind. It would be like Jeannie but nobody gave a shit.
Malice's underachieving was his downfall, in the end he couldn't live with all he'd wasted, in a way a lot of us identify with that, myself definitely included, I've been hearing about it for 20 years. Malice had no support network and his autism alienated him so much he didn't even feel human anymore. I hope he feels more free wherever he is. Probably in purgatory with all the unbaptised kittens.
I realized yesterday that of the last 9 years, only 2 of which I was neither in jail or on house arrest and for 9 months of this I was in a halfway house and for 5 months I was on curfew. I'm so fucking incarcerated it's not funny
By some miracle or grand bookkeeping fuckup, I managed to stay out of jail for any serious length of time, but when I think about all the time.....alll that fucking time....I may as well have been. But that's the trick that even someone with that much intelligence was too immature and stunted to understand. The time actually doesn't mean much. The 9 months in the womb aren't a year wasted. A 30 year old scotch isn't 30 years wasted. The becoming, the being someone better.....it's all worth something. Ideally, spending a decade in prison or as a junkie isn't something everyone should do. But we get so obsessed with these milestones and timelines. It doesn't matter. If you believe you can come out of it, you can. Only sometimes your brain is so fucked up that you have to just live your life on that premise until the time that you even fully believe it. There's a reason people love old salty men and veterans and underdogs. Everyone loves someone's who's been through some shit and survived.
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2019-03-09 at 9:47 PM UTC in What's your issue right now?These Russians girls singing about God will bring peace to your soul my friend. Don't forget to turn on subtitles.
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2019-03-08 at 5:55 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionNot to shit on anyone else's thread, but seemed appropriate
In his honor, please observe a moment of silence before you bang the goofball into your dick vein.
As promised, heres the report and a couple of the emails he sent a couple years back, with what ended up being his real name.
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1O3Cg7h_impycjD9e7gCvgjbetFH0_EhL?usp=sharing
RIP Justin Alexis Hernandez aka Malice aka Catfucker (April 16th, 1990- June 15th, 2018) -
2019-03-06 at 9:19 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
Originally posted by DietPiano Greateful for all the big shit that's happened to me.
No police raid-> no rehab
No rehab/breakthorugh -> no development
No development-> no life worth living
Exactly. Even one moment living life with purpose, honesty, openness, enthusiasm, gratitude, etc-
Is worth all those years of struggle and sadness, anger and aimlessness. -
2019-03-03 at 6:36 AM UTC in For all you self proclaimed studs out thereFAIL
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2019-03-03 at 1:55 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionI just took a shit in the middle of a jimmy johns because of this thread
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2019-03-02 at 5:31 AM UTC in Emojis and snapchat enhancements are for poor peopleAnd unsuccessful and trashy.
Whenever I see a snapchat enhancement, my brain immediately adjusts to see the image as one whole heaping pile of trash, unworthy of continued viewing.
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2019-02-28 at 7:10 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionWhere's rest stop these days?
I'm pouring out some of my bottle of tana's pussy juice for everyone's favorite meth dealer. -
2019-02-27 at 2:01 PM UTC in going from being a non functional drug addict to a functional drug addictanyone else done this? when i was younger i used to not be comfortable unless i was totally wasted like to the point of blacking out/having a panic attack/doing extremely reckless shit with no regard for safety, but now i just use drugs to give me a buzz so that i can not hate everything and everyone 24/7
half the people i interact with are straight up programmed NPCs who don't care about truth at all (why should we?) and they do drugs but i'm not sure why. being high is the only way i can stay sane i don't do this shit to have fun NIGGA -
2019-02-27 at 9:54 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention2am workout. Cardio still shit, but put in 45 min of boxing today. Down to 360lb. Start school summer semester. Psoriasis and skin shit all cleared up for the most part. Enrolled in Pilates. Rofl.
3 months. 1/3 my dose down on the methadone.
Feels good man. -
2019-02-21 at 11:01 PM UTC in What do you think of "boring" asses?Maybe its the pants that cause it, but... some asses I see, they have ass but it doesn't have any "crease" seperating they're ass from they're upper thighs, and it kinda reminds of a Parenthesis, its just goes like " ) ". Its isn't "flat" its just... boring.