Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
Someone should make a legendary game on par with like, The Legend of Zelda, except the 1st boss is literally undefeatable. He cannot lose. Ever. It was encoded into the game where he ALWAYS wins. Then release a shitload of videos online of this epic fucking gameplay and storyline that happens after you beat the first boss (which of course is impossible and cannot be achieved by anyone, just a troll campaign by the developer.)
Millions will buy the game and become extremely frustrated and lethargic and ultimately depressed when they cannot beat your first boss. They will stop eating, stop sleeping, stop going to work/school and sit there, pulling their hair out because they can bring the boss down to one heart left and then he performs this DEVASTATING move that annihilates you every time. One hitter quitter. Hahahahah!
That being said, one of those Contra games was like that. Too fucking hard. Gave up with that shit.
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2017-02-14 at 7:37 PM UTC
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That's because generally, skinny women aren't attractive. Neither are fatties. I prefer a good mix, a little chub in the stomach and ass but nothing repulsive, just enough to keep them humble.
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