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Posts by WE SMOOTH

  1. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I look good as fuck.
  2. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Reststop i want to let you know i am about to fuck some black vagina. Shorty wanna ball with the team
  3. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 I did the right thing by sending you things like diaper/milk money and buying you a fire alarm because your shit-shack was so dilapidated that you had an electrical fire happen while you were asleep. I supported your jobless ass for months because I gave a fuck about the baby you and your shitbag husband had. It was your word that you would pay me back for all that, not mine. You said it probably hundreds of times. I didn't and don't expect shit though, but you acting like a victim when I've sent you all that money is some ridiculous logic.

    However, I am a generous person, so if you want, I will pay for your abortion. Just send me the bill and I will pay the clinic directly. Hell, get your tubes tied and I'm sure Captain Falcon would go in with me on providing a stipend for you. Then you don't have to fuck dudes for money, and you can do all the T-PAIN you want.

    Haaaaa this nigga got money now talmbout providing a stipend.. but he don't have money like me doe. Hhhaahahahaha
  4. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by hydromorphone There's no blame here. I'm just not the person who wanted to marry initially, as in it wasn't my idea, nor any way in which I'm trying to gain financially from this. I'm not putting anything off. I want to marry 1337. I'm not ashamed of that.

    As for me being someone else who'd marry for money, then why the fuck haven't I before now? Trust me, 1337 isn't the first person with a stable income I've had interest in me, nor is he the wealthiest. If I was a golddigger, I'd be set already with someone who has more met worth than he does. If I was with someone for money I sure as fuck wouldn't have been with my ex, nor you, or PoC.

    As for money, I've sent you money, and paid you back everything I owed you plus some. I never asked for a dime from you and for all but one time, did I ever ask, and it was paid back. I had shit sent ONCE and was never GIVEN the tracking. He kept it, remember? I fucking couldn't even leave the house at the time. It's funny how you twist shit. You told me to keep it and I came to my senses and decided to do that since fuck you, I don't owe you shit. I've paid what I owe, and more than that, and I've moved on. You just mad you couldn't squeeze more out of me? If anyone used anyone in that whole cluster fuck, it most definitely was you.

    Again, it's whatever. I'm over it. You can spread lies and half truths,and have idiots believe you,but it still doesn't make it true.

    Broke aas ghostemanelookin ass hoe. I hold four bands
  5. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix You say that as if being pregnant would stop the consumption of it. Ain't no thing but a chicken wing.

    Faaaargo!!!!
  6. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I am loved by women
  7. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by lightray no one thinks you're cool

    the wigger tryhard that comes from you stinks like shit

    LMAO.. you're the person that tries the hardest.. and this post is thanked by 2 other extreme tryhards.. you're pussyless.. shut yo bitch ass up
  8. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by hydromorphone … But yes, 1337 precums like a Clydesdale
  9. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    There's no way that pussy smells aight.
  10. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by hydromorphone Nah, it won't. I love 1337, and we really do a lot to help each other. I want to spend the rest of my life with him, and I will.




    Yeah, after 5 hits of acid during the ceremony, we probably will end up there.

    Love you, babe.

    why did you lie about the Clydesdale thing you thottin ass hoe

    denying the cock of 1337


    God I'm so glad I'm not cuffed by a ghostemane lookin ass BIH!!
  11. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    It's Wednesday *dancing gif*
  12. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Enter I don't wanna date 'em, I don't wanna fuck 'em, I don't even want their attention.

    They're all fucking evil:


    I knew I been had sauce.. why? Cause I was fuckin on my tutor.
  13. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Haha yall niggas refreshed all day. For me the outage was 30 minutes.
  14. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Hella could use the traffic he might get during your next (always brief, props) outage. He might even be willing to pay a fee. I also could implement this for you (for a fee, by reselling you a service I just googled). Let me know what you think. We could be always connected. Everyone's happy.
  15. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    *pops a half a bar*

    *Looks her in her eyes*

    "I think the Xans tryin to tell me something."
  16. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Started with a QP then got a pound for two beeends, hit a lick in a Q50 slidin in a Fin.
  17. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    The first breakup never lasts. Bill Krozby is gonna be over the moon tomorrow! What'd you do man?
  18. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    What they mean is "Sorry you have this job."
  19. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by hydromorphone you know, we have a resident pharm-boy on here too…

    Stop inviting me to make a clydesdale joke ya fucking gross thotty
  20. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby sorry for party rocking fam!


    Best east austin song.
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