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2018-02-22 at 7:35 PM UTCUsa, Ohio. InB4IAMLynched.
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2018-02-22 at 7:55 PM UTCOh, 1337, remember hydro's fantasy thing you sent me? Remember how it involved her being pregnant with your kid, and you feeling the baby wiggling inside her in some strange sex situation, and you were like "What the fuck she told me she didn't want kids."
Remember how you sent it to me a few months before she got pregnant?
Remember?
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2018-02-22 at 7:57 PM UTC
Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 Oh, 1337, remember hydro's fantasy thing you sent me? Remember how it involved her being pregnant with your kid, and you feeling the baby wiggling inside her in some strange sex situation, and you were like "What the fuck she told me she didn't want kids."
Remember how you sent it to me a few months before she got pregnant?
Remember?
Really makes you wonder.
i got half chub reading this. but the real reason i made this post was to ask why u tryna sabotage their love - cauz u couldnt keep it?
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2018-02-22 at 7:57 PM UTC
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2018-02-22 at 8:02 PM UTC
Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix Black vaginas only matter 3/5 as much as a white one.
Well I specifically feel that Red Bone vaginas are the most important to me but it seems oddly and weirdly specific. The only people around me that even know what a red bone is are the ones I've already had to explain it to. MixedRaceVaginas Matter? Idk. -
2018-02-22 at 8:10 PM UTCHydro, I don't think anyone is trying to hurt your feelings so much as they are trying to warn 1337 to stay. The fuck. Away. From you.
On the slim chance that you are actually not a fucked up nightmare, understand that we still have zero reason to believe that. From an outsider perspective, all we have is multiple partners who claim you are a psycho bitch with consistent and correlating accounts of your insanity on one hand, and your long ass self-contradictory methposts making excuses on the other.
1337 my nigga, I know we are sounding like assholes to you right now. I know. I FUCKING GET IT. You think you're in love, you might be having problems getting women or some shit, or maybe she's "special" because she's lavished you with e-ttention for the first time in years. It sounds like we're trying to take that away from you.
But it's a mirage, bro. It's a shimmer on the horizon. You'll walk at it and walk at it and all you'll possibly get is a mouth full of sand. And in this case, way way worse. It'll be a waste of months, perhaps years... She's going to take your money (at least get a prenup, don't let her manipulate you with shit about how you don't trust her)... And worst of all, she is going to scab your heart. I know shit has to be tough for you to be going for Hydro. I am sympathetic. But she is going to make you bleed and then when the right woman comes along, you will be scarred and you might not have the same openness. Because Hydro is not the right woman. You can do better. -
2018-02-22 at 8:14 PM UTCY'all niggas need to let a man learn his own mistakes through denial and error.
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2018-02-22 at 8:16 PM UTC
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2018-02-22 at 8:17 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jeremus Hydro, I don't think anyone is trying to hurt your feelings so much as they are trying to warn 1337 to stay. The fuck. Away. From you.
On the slim chance that you are actually not a fucked up nightmare, understand that we still have zero reason to believe that. From an outsider perspective, all we have is multiple partners who claim you are a psycho bitch with consistent and correlating accounts of your insanity on one hand, and your long ass self-contradictory methposts making excuses on the other.
1337 my nigga, I know we are sounding like assholes to you right now. I know. I FUCKING GET IT. You think you're in love, you might be having problems getting women or some shit, or maybe she's "special" because she's lavished you with e-ttention for the first time in years. It sounds like we're trying to take that away from you.
But it's a mirage, bro. It's a shimmer on the horizon. You'll walk at it and walk at it and all you'll possibly get is a mouth full of sand. And in this case, way way worse. It'll be a waste of months, perhaps years… She's going to take your money (at least get a prenup, don't let her manipulate you with shit about how you don't trust her)… And worst of all, she is going to scab your heart. I know shit has to be tough for you to be going for Hydro. I am sympathetic. But she is going to make you bleed and then when the right woman comes along, you will be scarred and you might not have the same openness. Because Hydro is not the right woman. You can do better.
oh thanks man you changed my mind. I was totally in love now I realized what a fool I was and that it was all just chemicals in my brain, Honk!
thanks a whole lot i think ill just go have a spa day to forget about this temporary lapse of judgement. you guys are the best I swear :) -
2018-02-22 at 8:18 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-22 at 8:21 PM UTCThe heart wants what the heart wants damnit!
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2018-02-22 at 8:27 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jeremus Hydro, I don't think anyone is trying to hurt your feelings so much as they are trying to warn 1337 to stay. The fuck. Away. From you.
On the slim chance that you are actually not a fucked up nightmare, understand that we still have zero reason to believe that. From an outsider perspective, all we have is multiple partners who claim you are a psycho bitch with consistent and correlating accounts of your insanity on one hand, and your long ass self-contradictory methposts making excuses on the other.
1337 my nigga, I know we are sounding like assholes to you right now. I know. I FUCKING GET IT. You think you're in love, you might be having problems getting women or some shit, or maybe she's "special" because she's lavished you with e-ttention for the first time in years. It sounds like we're trying to take that away from you.
But it's a mirage, bro. It's a shimmer on the horizon. You'll walk at it and walk at it and all you'll possibly get is a mouth full of sand. And in this case, way way worse. It'll be a waste of months, perhaps years… She's going to take your money (at least get a prenup, don't let her manipulate you with shit about how you don't trust her)… And worst of all, she is going to scab your heart. I know shit has to be tough for you to be going for Hydro. I am sympathetic. But she is going to make you bleed and then when the right woman comes along, you will be scarred and you might not have the same openness. Because Hydro is not the right woman. You can do better.
Exactly this. Marriage is a huge fucking commitment. Even if it wasn't hydro I would advise he not get married so quickly. But it is hydro, so there's all the more reason it isn't a good idea.
And for god's sake, make sure the kid is yours before you get married, and get a prenup if you still insist on it. Everybody should get a prenup imo. It makes the relationship less about money and more about love. But you should especially get a prenup in a situation like this where there is such a large income gap between the two. -
2018-02-22 at 8:31 PM UTCI do seem to be hypersensitive to cannabis, possibly due to being autistic. Barely covering the bottom of the bowl with ground herb. I don't have a scale, but it may have only taken around 20mg to get me to just the right level after two bong hits. Around 8PM-12PM sober. I wonder if my body also adapts more rapidly once I stop.
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2018-02-22 at 8:33 PM UTCYeah I drank some water today and I peed a little more than I usually would. I think I am retaining less water than usual, probably because I'm autistic.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-22 at 8:44 PM UTC
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2018-02-22 at 8:48 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-22 at 9:05 PM UTCI'm betting this is a troll by Hydro and 1337. I think they could pull it off.
Then again, they do both seem like pretty fucked up people in various ways, so there's definitely that crazy factor. Hmm, yeah, I could see it happening.
Now I'm undecided. -
2018-02-22 at 9:07 PM UTCDamn Wesley got fat.
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2018-02-22 at 9:08 PM UTC
Originally posted by Malice I'm betting this is a troll by Hydro and 1337. I think they could pull it off.
Then again, they do both seem like pretty fucked up people in various ways, so there's definitely that crazy factor. Hmm, yeah, I could see it happening.
Now I'm undecided.
That was pretty much my thought process. I really do hope it's a troll. -
2018-02-22 at 9:42 PM UTC
Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 Okay, fine. So it's #2. You're actually stupid enough to believe your manic love will prevail. But I know what you've done to 1337 and what you've put him through. I won't post it here, but you know what you've done too. Your relationship has not been all ice cream and roses. No relationship is, but jumping into marriage after a few months, with ALSO having done the things you've done? Yeah, that's fucking stupid.
You said he was the one who wanted it just like you do when you're pushing off the blame on someone else or trying to distract. The point is, YOU agreed to marry him. That he was the one who proposed it only makes him stupid as well, it doesn't absolve you of your stupidity. Which is why I said that if you actually give a fuck about him you will look at the relationship objectively and give it time to develop before you go fucking up his life.
Also, you would 100% marry for money. It took me a long time to realize how you actually are with money, but I know now. I'm still waiting on the check for my bill, as well as the check for the 1k+ for the money I used paying your bills and shit. Money you didn't ask for, but said you'd pay it back anyway.
Oh but I just guess USPS 'lost' the money just like you 'lost' the tracking number. Three times. What damn luck ey?
There's no blame here. I'm just not the person who wanted to marry initially, as in it wasn't my idea, nor any way in which I'm trying to gain financially from this. I'm not putting anything off. I want to marry 1337. I'm not ashamed of that.
As for me being someone else who'd marry for money, then why the fuck haven't I before now? Trust me, 1337 isn't the first person with a stable income I've had interest in me, nor is he the wealthiest. If I was a golddigger, I'd be set already with someone who has more met worth than he does. If I was with someone for money I sure as fuck wouldn't have been with my ex, nor you, or PoC.
As for money, I've sent you money, and paid you back everything I owed you plus some. I never asked for a dime from you and for all but one time, did I ever ask, and it was paid back. I had shit sent ONCE and was never GIVEN the tracking. He kept it, remember? I fucking couldn't even leave the house at the time. It's funny how you twist shit. You told me to keep it and I came to my senses and decided to do that since fuck you, I don't owe you shit. I've paid what I owe, and more than that, and I've moved on. You just mad you couldn't squeeze more out of me? If anyone used anyone in that whole cluster fuck, it most definitely was you.
Again, it's whatever. I'm over it. You can spread lies and half truths,and have idiots believe you,but it still doesn't make it true.
